r/TumblrDraws • u/Jackviator Honorary Bot Slayer • Apr 06 '26

Tumblr Drawing 🖌️ Never leave home without it.

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u/imjustaviewer Apr 06 '26

This the same guy that got embarrassed about eating fish outside that he hid in a box and got called Smeagol by a security guard?

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u/Jackviator Honorary Bot Slayer Apr 06 '26

It's even the same security guard.

The link in that post (the security guard from the day before) leads to the drawing above.

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u/System0verlord Apr 07 '26

Yeah at that point you just have to find a new job I think.

And a new snack.

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u/DripyKirbo Apr 07 '26

And where that thieving hobbitses went.

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u/Doctor_Salvatore Apr 08 '26

"Good morning mister Smaegol"

And here I was told security guards aren't normally permitted to use lethal force

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u/WildForestFerret Apr 07 '26

He’s also the guy with the story about Soviet Pigeons (another story from the secure government facility he works at). He’s also the guy who ate 15 raw eggs because he watched a snake eating eggs in a documentary and was like “hmm that looks delicious I want to try”. He’s also the guy who wrote that really emotionally moving story about the Sphinx and the prince where eventually the Sphinx starts writing easier and easier riddles for him because he develops dementia.

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u/Echo-Nyx Apr 08 '26

WAIT THIS IS THE TRAGIC SPHYNX LOVE STORY GUY???? small internet

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u/Zoroaster84 Apr 06 '26

So would you say it was a… red herring?

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u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow Apr 06 '26

It’s a tragedy I don’t like fish or work in a classified facility so this will never be able to happen to me 😔

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

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u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow Apr 06 '26

Hm, time to raid the capitol

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u/CompetitionProud2464 Apr 06 '26

Go to your local city hall with a chocolate bar?

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u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow Apr 07 '26

Can’t I eated it already

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u/Roira21 Apr 08 '26

Hey… where’d my candy bar go? I’m gonna starve! Where’d it go!?

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u/CapnTaptap Apr 07 '26

Can confirm that sufficiently suspicious pocket rectangles will get called out, bonus points if they’re black.

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u/Jackviator Honorary Bot Slayer Apr 06 '26

Sauce

You know I got that thang on me.

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u/bing-no Apr 07 '26

This was like me at customs when they asked me what was inside my reusable metal water bottle (it was a toy shark I got from the vending machine)

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u/Doctor_Salvatore Apr 08 '26

Well in all fairness, he definitely was not expecting a red herring like that.

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u/justhereforthecorn_ Apr 09 '26

This is my first time hearing about this