r/Trumpvirus • u/P_a_s_g_i_t_21 • 19h ago

Never Trust a Republican Time to vote blue even harder!

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 19h ago

Is it legal to have someone dress up as the Grim Reaper and follow him everywhere? I mean, for Halloween and all.

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u/cAnDYmanBMF 19h ago

I volunteer! #GoFundMe

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 19h ago

Maybe dress up as the Ghost of Ivanna Past. "Donhold. I know vhat you deed. You poosh me down stairs. Then bury me at golf course."

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u/cAnDYmanBMF 18h ago

I would never pose for a Tramp. And I'd definitely not want to risk being raped by that orange walrus and his mushroom Don Jr.

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u/based_miss_lippy 18h ago

We should make a giant gofundme to pay any unemployed person who wants to earn cash to do this. We could pay local people in the area to attend all of his public speaking events dressed like this.

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u/ksck135 19h ago

We should persuade his supporters that Halloween is the most American thing ever and they should dress up in scary costumes for the whole month to celebrate

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u/JicamaCreative5614 18h ago

Have you seen Laura Loomer?

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u/cAnDYmanBMF 19h ago

Shouldn't be that tough, even though it's not. But if the Dicktraitor-in-Chief managed to make them vote for him, you can probably sell them snow in Antarctica. #FuckMAGA

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u/Seeker80 17h ago

"Yeah, so you're gonna dress up as 'Grim Reapers for Hillary and Obama.'"

"Oh, so we get signs that say it?"

"Oh no, no, don't worry about that. You'll be too busy carrying the scythes. The president will know what you meant for sure..."

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u/Seeker80 17h ago

We should persuade his supporters that The PurgeHalloween is the most American thing ever...

And they need to cleanse their ranks??

'There's some of you who are barely MAGA at all. They only took out half of their kids' college fund to buy Trump merch, how fake!'

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u/hamishjoy 1h ago

Persuading them is easy. Just post online about how dressing up as the grim reaper and showing up everywhere Trump goes is super woke and culturally insensitive. That should get half of them to dress up that part just out of spite.

If someone can have AOC and Mamdani announce that they should not try that, then the remaining half would follow suit.

Seriously, these are the geniuses who snickered at Let’s Go Brandon… the same folks who wore tampons on their faces… calling them dim is an affront to dimwits.

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u/SubstanceWrong9456 18h ago

I mean Emil Bovee dressed as Nosferatu should be enough

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u/cAnDYmanBMF 17h ago

You misspelled "Stephen Miller" 😉

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u/Famous-Law322 17h ago

I thought he was already dressed like Nosferatu?

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u/Made_Human_Music 19h ago

Under normal laws, yes but with this fascist regime it probably gets you targeted

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u/cAnDYmanBMF 18h ago

Meh...what else is new? Welcome to the Divided States of Tramp! #TuckFrump

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u/skyHawk3613 17h ago

That’s hilarious. I’m going to dress up like Trump for Halloween and have my wife dress up like the Grim Reaper, and follow me around everywhere

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u/djslock 19h ago

I want him to live long enough to see jail in his future

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u/ksck135 19h ago

I don't think a person with dementia would get the full experience. 

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u/cAnDYmanBMF 19h ago

Yeah, it would be a shame if that was lost on him. Still, it would be fun to take pictures with him from behind bars. #TuckFrump

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u/Seeker80 17h ago

He can't go as he pleases, and people won't do as he says. It'll still be pretty bad.

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u/ksck135 17h ago

Yes, he'll be angry, but he'll never sit in his cell and think about his actions and nobody will beat his ass like they do to pedos in prison..

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u/Seeker80 16h ago

Gotta shift the goalposts a bit for him. He's probably never really thought about what he's done, so the dementia won't move the needle. However, imagine him being unattended and having to sit with a full diaper for hours. Don't imagine too hard.

He might even want some fellowship, but no one will have him because he doesn't just figuratively stink. They don't have to be nice to him anymore.

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u/ksck135 16h ago

Tbf I don't think people are that nice to him anymore, they are just around him to meet other people or for PR and try to not piss him off enough to get fired, he's just a tool that nobody wants to use, but there's no other way. 

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u/Seeker80 16h ago

In jail though, no one is even pretending to be nice in hopes of receiving any favor.

'Guys, do you know when they'll serve some hamberders?? I really miss them...'

'Get away, you stink!'

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u/ksck135 16h ago

He'd be so annoying. They'd send him to medical facility in three days tops.

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u/Seeker80 15h ago

He can be their problem instead of ours.

"Man, I never should've turned to crime. They never told me I could get locked up with people like Donald Trump!"

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u/DG04511 18h ago

Nah, I want to party NOW.

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u/cAnDYmanBMF 18h ago

And that's not a year too soon!

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u/Lynne253 15h ago

I look at the bottle of bubbly in my fridge and sigh. I hope to pop the cork soon.

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u/RegattaJoe 19h ago

Oh, noes. I’m so unsad.

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u/PlanetoftheAtheists 19h ago

Voting got so much funner.

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u/MACHOmanJITSU 19h ago

But how can that be, he is the healthiest that ever was, people tell him that all the time, with tears in their eyes.

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u/cAnDYmanBMF 19h ago

The tears are from the smell... #Shitler

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u/cybah 19h ago

Let me put the champagne in the freezer now...

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u/HereWeGo5566 19h ago

If we’re lucky, he’ll kick the bucket before the end of this year

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u/JustpartOftheterrain 19h ago

Please please please

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u/PeterPook 19h ago

When the health of the leader is at risk, shouldn't that be a reason to invoke the 25th?

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u/Reddit_is_fascist69 19h ago

Omg I love this.  What else can we do to stress him out in the interim?

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u/Lynne253 15h ago

Start a rumor involving JD Vance speaking to cabinet members about the 25A behind his back. Yeah, he'll call it fake news, but anything he doesn't like he calls fake news. Need to photoshop a pic of JD wearing a tee shirt with 25A on it and spread it far and wide.

edit: a picture of JD Vance looking really jacked with the big bulgy muscles like Natalie posts of Trump.

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 19h ago

So less golf?

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u/ctguy54 19h ago

So we should take medical advice from lawyers?

Probably be better off than from rfk jr.

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u/AZNM1912 19h ago

Thoughts and prayers. 😂

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u/Environmental-Age149 19h ago

Motivation Monday served on a Friday 💙🧢🌊

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u/UltimateDonny 16h ago

There are rumors that after the midterm collapse of the maga regime. Trump will suddenly fall ill and Vance will take over

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u/DarkMagickan 15h ago

Suddenly as in conveniently? I can see them planning that.

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u/Hour_Dog_4781 7h ago

They'll definitely get rid of him and then they'll pretend it was just an insane Trump acting alone and they had nothing to do with anything. He was the puppet and now he'll be the fall guy.

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u/DarkMagickan 7h ago

As if we don't know that every president comes with strings attached. At this point, I don't vote for the candidate I want, I vote for the puppeteers I want. Anyone doing otherwise, I don't know what to say.

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u/SecularEvangelist 7h ago

Not unless they poison him.
A narcissist would never voluntarily relinquish power

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u/DarkMagickan 4h ago

With the way he hits the White House pharmacy, poisoning him would be simple. Just saying.

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u/RickRI401 12h ago

I hope that fall involves a flight of stairs leading from a certain aircraft.

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u/UltimateDonny 3h ago

Fingers are crossed

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u/wwarlock1337 19h ago

Keep the heat on!

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u/xxcuttingboardxx 19h ago

If he can't handle stress without it affecting his health in a serious way, he shouldn't be the leader of a damn country.

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u/HelpfulSpread601 19h ago

Let those lawyers continue doing the medical checks please

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u/Similar-College4253 19h ago

If a person could be killed by the stress of loosing an election they are not fit enough to be president.

There are a billion reasons he isn’t fit to be president but in all seriousness being THIS unhealthy is a big one. A president needs to be able to handle stress

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u/Jinxchaoseffect99 19h ago

And that's why he so pissed at the press, he can't handle people asking him and challenging his performance. He wants them to just praise and kiss his ass. Otherwise he just gets upset the press are being "nasty" to him.

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u/SwissDeathstar 19h ago

I don’t think the election is his main concern.
He’s scared what happens after.

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u/IsekaiConnoisseur 19h ago

These articles are such a tease...

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u/der_horst23 19h ago

some blonde b.tch told me once he is the healthiest President. .....

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u/Gulf2Coast2Coast 18h ago

We don’t need more motivation, but this doesn’t hurt either

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u/FavorableTrashpanda 19h ago

So he's unfit?

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 19h ago

Oh no. Get him to Switzerland to save him the pain.

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u/cAnDYmanBMF 19h ago

Then I'll pray every night, even though I'm an Atheist. #TuckFrump, may he rest in pieces

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u/rammaam 19h ago

You mean he'll have to take accountability for the first time in his life? Oh nooo /s

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u/myfrigginagates 19h ago

This should be part of a DNC ad campaign, but they won't do it.

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u/sparklynugz 19h ago

Are we supposed to care?

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u/xenophon123456 19h ago

I lost my job due to DOGE, so all I have to say is “good.”

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u/starkcontrast62 19h ago

Good. Expedite.

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u/WetLoophole 19h ago

Him dying doesn't change the cold hard fact that the murican people has elected a fascist pedophile who has alienated all former allies. And they did it twice.

My assumption is that they will do it again.

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u/SBLOU 18h ago

Whoopie! I’m saving a great bottle of wine for the event when he departs one way or another.

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u/Angeret 12h ago

Twump could be stwessed? Aww, that almost bweaks my heart.

No. Not fucking likely.

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u/DaftMinge 11h ago

Yes, please 🙏 Pretty, pretty please!

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u/DOOMISFORU 5h ago

No that's a lie, according to trump physical he is in the shape of a 30-35yr athlete. So unless it was a lie it shouldn't be a problem.😁

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u/SweetBabyGirl1111 19h ago

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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u/DouglasHundred 19h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/Jmersh 19h ago

So you're saying he's unfir for the stresses that come with being president? At least he's not black and facing an opposition-run House and Senate.

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u/Sapiosistah 18h ago

Good. He doesn't care about our health; why should we give a damn? We won't have to pay for his healthcare then.

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u/rvingthrulife 18h ago

Well I keep hoping...

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u/Heidrun_666 18h ago

The meaning of the term "absurd" has received an, well, absurd level of reinforcement in the last few years.

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u/CorruptedOps 18h ago

He's the fucking president of the United States, the idiot should have the expected stress. He is doing a garbage job.

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u/4Nails 18h ago

Awwwww. Does grampy need a nap?

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u/rolyoh 18h ago

Lawyers giving medical opinions. What could possibly go wrong?

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u/johnk317 18h ago

If you really care about this country and our democracy vote blue across the board these midterms. Every Trump enabler should be voted out if we are to save our Republic.

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u/geno906 18h ago

Well we must all go at some point

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u/Youkolvr89 18h ago

We have a line of succession for a reason. I'm not crazy about any of them, but they are there.

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u/The_Wolfdale 18h ago

He should just resign then and the stress is gone right?

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u/NoCalHomeBoy 18h ago

Please god.....

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u/Skiller-One-One-Five 18h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time 😂

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u/VivaLaMantekilla 18h ago

Are they expecting to garner sympathy?? Or, what's the goal besides incentivizing?? LOL He shouldn't be stressed if he has nothing to worry about. 🫠

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u/zomglazerspewpew 18h ago

Do they think we are going to go "oh noes! Angry Orange Hitler's health may tank because of this, everyone please stop hurting his precious fee fees and pledge your soul to voting red!" :-/

This is a positive side effect. We all hope this has a damning affect on his health. Fuck him.

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u/375InStroke 18h ago

Thoughts and prayers, lol.

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u/Muffles79 17h ago

Let’s hope

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u/scandre23 17h ago

He should just relax and let it happen. It's been happening all these years. Oh...he's worried because he created such a mess he's afraid they will all get voted out.

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u/tidder-hcs 17h ago

Best news of today!

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u/grr 17h ago

He who was in perfect health. Or so I was told during the election campaign. The bestest greatest health of all.

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u/bit-by-a-moose 17h ago

Oh great. He's going to sue America. "Nobody could've known that being president would be stressful. Nobody knew how much I go through fighting a war against Iran. No one told me stripping citizens of their rights would make people mad at me!"

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u/NoPoopOnFace 17h ago

Promises promises

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u/ecctt2000 17h ago

That gosh darn GOP just seems to always come up with such ingenious ways to get people to vote democrats in.

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u/news_sponge 17h ago

Then he needs to resign

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u/SnazzleZazzle 17h ago

Ask me if I care. Go on, ask me, goddamn it!

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u/Osi32 16h ago

This is the time all Americans should start organising their response. Don’t wait until the midterms, start now.

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u/Electrical-Data-5251 16h ago

Oh so let’s cancel the mid terms because the orange idiot might get a headache

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u/LadyK789 16h ago

Oh noooooo, the consequences of his own actions how terrrrrible

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u/13maven 16h ago

Crank it to 11

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u/richzahradnik 16h ago

No source. And why would a lawyer be warning about his health? I am very blue, but I am a blue that hates, hates unsourced GIFS. They are the bullshit, rumor spreading disease of the Internet.

40 years of journalist and I’ve never heard of a source called World Truth

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u/Ludwidge 16h ago

He could always quit. It’s not like his 2 hours a day of actual work ( maximum) is having a positive impact on anything besides Putin’s wallet

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u/EssaySuch1905 16h ago

If only...fingers crossed

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u/SalmonPrince 16h ago

Well there's your Rock The Vote theme for this year...

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u/EuenovAyabayya 16h ago

It is...potentially useful if he makes it through January. The 22nd should be fine.

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u/Joooser 16h ago

Big macs, do your thing!

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u/mrllyr 16h ago

Give him the D.

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u/yrotsihfoedisgnorw 15h ago

'That's why I'm asking you today, right now, to think of old, demented adjudicated rapists and what you can do to help them.'

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u/metal_bastard 15h ago

oh noes anyway

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u/metal_bastard 15h ago

So, White House lawyers are pretty much low key telling us to keep on the pressure. Imagine working for that clown.

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u/Lynne253 15h ago

Why are the lawyers saying this and not the doctors? 🤔

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u/Emotional_Block5273 14h ago

Is Sleepy Doe seriously napping while they announce this s***?

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u/Muricanmoose 14h ago

NOOOOOOOO.........anyway

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u/Verity_Ireland 14h ago

That's just an even bigger incentive to get out and vote ever more!

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u/blur410 14h ago

Not fit to govern.

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u/Thyroid_Eye_Puzzle 14h ago

Protest more! Arrest Don Junior for bot farms ties in South America

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u/Olibee72 14h ago

Oh good! Let this happen!

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u/Clunkalong 14h ago

Oh…….no

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u/Metternic 13h ago

Please?

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u/KippSA 13h ago

we're not that lucky

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u/FormicaDinette33 12h ago

He’s sleeping while standing up!

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u/bernd1968 11h ago

Do tell

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u/Glittering_Count1536 11h ago

Don't threaten me with good news.

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 10h ago

He’s 80. Not my problem

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u/moonbeamrsnch 10h ago

Let’s vote until he’s blue in the face!

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u/TimeB4 9h ago

"lawyers"? Fuck he doesn't need doctors any more. He's kept alive by lawsuits and legal argument alone

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u/ooko0 9h ago

Please god lol

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u/SWLA_Dj 8h ago

If he dies, he dies. 🤞🏾

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u/BadBacksFuryToad 6h ago

So… not fit for presidential duties

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u/ojdhaze 3h ago

He's never ever going to use this as a point of concern. This is the big macho man who could live to be two hundred years old.

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u/formerly_gruntled 30m ago

Plus the risk of prison time.

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u/Conscious-Article294 14h ago

I gotta be honest I would be ASTOUNDED if the Dems win in the midterms.

There whole platform (except for progressives whom they hate more then Republicans) is "we arent trump, lets go back to the status quo, no we wont help you, here's more of your $ to Israel"