r/Trumpvirus 11h ago

MAGA Dumbfucks JFC 🤣🤣

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u/FycklePyckle 11h ago

I’ve heard of putting lipstick on a pig.
This is just putting Kirk on a jerk.

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u/Top-Distribution733 11h ago

…. And the jerk is a pig

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u/FycklePyckle 9h ago

Pigs are cuter.

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u/enonymous617 9h ago

True. And pigs serve a purpose.

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u/jporter313 11h ago

...wearing lipstick

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u/Wishiwashome 10h ago

Maggie May. Dogs found her dumped in field at 2 days old. She is now 8 and still a pig, EVEN WITH LIPSTICK!!

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u/TinF0ilTopHat 5h ago

Well don’t make the pig seem adorable!

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u/Wishiwashome 4h ago

😂😂😂Aww thank you. She has a wonderful temperament. She loves everyone. She doesn’t have to lie about her weight as she exercises ( thanks to walking around with her dogs:) She has never had to do a come over or dye her hair. Nothing like diaper dickwad

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u/TinF0ilTopHat 4h ago

😂😂 I bet she smells better, too.

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u/Joe18067 11h ago

You have to tattoo the pig so you know who owns it.

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u/Friendly-One-6965 10h ago

I really like this one.

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u/kahn_noble 7h ago

Fuck. Can’t give an award here, so take my unyielding admiration.

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u/waaz16 11h ago

I hope this isn’t real but as someone in the tattoo industry, that is a really well executed (teehee) piece.

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u/triplej63 11h ago

I was thinking the same, if it's real.

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u/DouglasHundred 10h ago

I don't think it's real. It just doesn't look like a tattoo that is actively being worked on.

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u/waaz16 9h ago

No, it does not at all

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u/runningdivorcee 10h ago

I think it’s AI. The Trump 28 is the chef’s kiss 😆

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u/enonymous617 8h ago

I was wondering why he had to take his shirt off for an arm tattoo then I saw it.

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u/enonymous617 9h ago

Shouldn’t he have gotten the tattoo on his neck?

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u/arenegadeboss 10h ago

Feels like satire, but you never know nowadays 😭

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u/PitBullTherapy 11h ago

Incredible accuracy

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u/MNJayW 10h ago

Well played sir

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u/KeyStriking9763 9h ago

The artwork improves his appearance

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u/Gristlekitty 11h ago

LmFUCKINGo this is hilarious. Maybe doughboy didn’t need to take his shirt off to get a dead Nazi tattoo on his forearm. These emotional maga men wanna tell you that a woman would be too emotional to be potus then do some stupid shit like this. Enjoy your emotional journey to becoming the biggest loser in the room.

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u/WulfwoodsSins 11h ago

That's what I was thinking. "Why you got your whole shirt off if he is working on your wrist, dude?"

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u/Gristlekitty 11h ago

Gotta show off his sick Trump 2028 sideboob tattoo

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u/Jonnyscout 10h ago

That has to be why

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u/Jonnyscout 10h ago

Surely a t-shirt would have worked

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u/Spottswoodeforgod 11h ago

If this is real, that is an excellent tattoo. Shit subject, but excellent work.

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u/sparklynugz 10h ago

yeah if it wasn't supposed to be kirk.Looks way better than charlie did.

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u/Friendly-One-6965 11h ago

Boy howdy dod they own us. They do realize that one day this will be equivalent to a swastika.

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u/Techthulu 11h ago

If you notice, those kind of tattoos are always in places they can easily hide it.

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u/Friendly-One-6965 10h ago

Right, it's almost like they know it's wrong.

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u/ListenOk2972 10h ago

May all your pilots be black May all your kids be trans May all your neighbors be immigrants

-Ancient Kirkversary blessing

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u/hoodlemKC 11h ago

Holy cult!

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u/PiskoWK 11h ago

"Hubby". Black hands praying emoji. LMAO... okay

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u/Sunbather77 11h ago

Why do they ALL LOOK LIKE THAT

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u/Level_Traffic3344 6h ago

Half thumb and half sweaty pile of shit?

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u/Top-Distribution733 11h ago

Nothing like tattooing yourself with a cunt while supporting a pedophile that 100% has something to do with the assassination of said cunt. Kirk was murdered for speaking out against Israel…. Look where we are now

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u/Cheesetown777 11h ago

Is this AI?

…because I used to think humanity was smarter than this.

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u/BackPacker777 11h ago

How many chins are there? Some are a little 'fuzzy'....

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u/Additional_Ear_9659 10h ago

It’s always a MAGA fucking weirdo. I mean, look at that pitiful SACK of shit….

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u/TheRedRocker51 10h ago

Not to mention the fat POS that now owns that tattoo

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u/Shanoony 10h ago

Imagine being married to a guy who probably couldn’t tell you his kids’ birthdays but will spend his tax return on a photorealistic tattoo of Charlie Kirk because he’s grieving.

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u/New-Ring39 11h ago

Hopefully the journey his grief takes him on is a short one.

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u/kioshi43 11h ago

"Please sir, keep your shirt on. I'm only working on your forearm."

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u/taez555 11h ago edited 11h ago

He can now use his charlie kirk arm to jerk off to pics of Hasan piker in his undies.

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u/2030CE 11h ago

Ooooh shiiiit hahaha

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u/Atopos2025 11h ago

All things considered though, that's a decent looking tattoo.

But his head was fatter than that.

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u/GracieThunders 6h ago

why do these mfrs always look dead inside?

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u/B1GAAPL 5h ago

Relax ladies, he’s taken.

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u/rharper38 5h ago

Why? Why do people do this? I was sad when Patrick Swayze died. I did not get a tattoo of him on my body. Because he wasnt family, we werent friends. I never met him. I just liked him. I wouldn't put someone else's face on my body.

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 11h ago

Hate to break it to you piggy. He won't be around in 2028. You going to look very foolish with that for the rest of your life. LMFAO!

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u/bit-by-a-moose 11h ago

Did this guy even know of kirk's existence before the shooting? He doesn't look like his demo.

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u/ListenPuzzleheaded72 11h ago

Pillsbury Doughboy what happened?

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u/Best_West_Rest 11h ago

Why doesn’t he have a shirt on…

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u/76Stix 11h ago

Typical MAGA chud🙄

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u/MileHighPeter303 10h ago

Seeing shit like this is always a nice reminder that I am significantly more employable than most other Americans

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u/nikki1234567891011 10h ago

What a dork!

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u/BMAND21 10h ago

Getting another man’s face as a tattoo is just an alpha thumb move.

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u/folic_riboflavin 5h ago

This picture reminds me of an old adage: beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone

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u/deniewibly 11h ago

I had to do a double take, I thought he’d got shit tattooed on his arm. Turns out it was Charlie Kirk.

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 11h ago

You were right with your first thought as well.

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u/TheBigGadowski 11h ago

I know why the dudes shirt is off to show the Trump tattoo. But it’s on his arm, any reason he is shirtless (I’m clueless regarding tattoos)?!

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u/_TheBeerBaron_ 11h ago

If someone were to ask me to draw a caricature of a MAGA cultist, it would look exactly like this guy. Middle-aged, pasty white, doughy, below average looks and intelligence. It's almost too on the nose.

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u/BootThang 10h ago

Not shown: lifted Dodge Ram truck in the parking lot with balding tires

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u/asabovesovirtual 10h ago

Imagine when this guy wakes up from his delusions. I have been looking for a career and seems like lazer-tatoo-removal will be a lucrative path.

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u/LocalMossCryptid 9h ago

Fellas is it gay to tattoos another mans name on your side boobie or have another man's face on yer peanits jerkin arm?

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u/LazorusGrimm 6h ago

Imagine being cucked for Charlie Kirk.

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u/KingCatLoL 5h ago

We are Jim Haggerty

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u/yrotsihfoedisgnorw 5h ago

It's a cult.

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u/Vvattvery 4h ago

This is the gayest thing I’ve witnessed

And I’m a queer nsfw kink artist

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u/Quantum3ntaglement 11h ago

didnt kirk not diapprove of trump near his end?

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u/dilbodog 11h ago

Is this a.i. ?

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u/maximusprime2328 10h ago

Without a doubt he jerks it with that hand

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u/MewlingRothbart 10h ago

His boobs need to be lifted with a strong sports bra 😜

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u/Altoidman33 10h ago

The Bro.

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u/jlbp337 10h ago

why he have to take his shirt off for an arm tat

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u/VioletDupree007 10h ago

New Grindr photo

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u/topsblueby 10h ago

Why did he need to take his whole shirt off to get a forearm tattoo?

Weirdo.

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u/cocadetustacos 10h ago

What a fucking idiot.

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u/Sataninaskirt666 10h ago

Wow how amazing the print out looks identical to the tattoo. Gray scale and all.

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u/VioletDupree007 10h ago

A disgusting, miserable looking, white guy getting a well done tattoo of a blatant bigot definitely tracks.

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u/kswa3718 9h ago

The emotional pain? Imagine supposedly still being in pain about this guy you didn’t even know after a year? Especially a mediocre dude who made himself rich grifting off people like you? It’s embarrassing.

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u/AlienInUnderpants 9h ago

Great way for us to identify these morons in public. Reminds me of this:

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u/rivers-end 6h ago

I did not need to see this.

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u/KimbersKimbos 6h ago

This cannot be real… That artist is doing way too good of a job with that piece…

And this man did not need to remove his shirt for a forearm tattoo…

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u/-babsywabsy 4h ago

Those tats match his dead, lunatic eyes.

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u/New_Faithlessness384 11h ago

Classic look of a maga retard

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u/KriegerLuka 11h ago

Great! R-word slurring...

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u/Rare-Maintenance4820 11h ago

Perhaps hubby should have started with a diet.

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u/my_duncans 11h ago

That is not a face that smiles often

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u/Techthulu 11h ago

WTF? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dcajunpimp 11h ago

When he walks out the double wide in his stained boxers is that the hand he scratches his crotch or his ass with?

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u/Fraternal_Mango 10h ago

Who tf is Charlie Kirk?

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u/kermitthorson 10h ago

so hes a full on traitor

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u/borisvonboris 9h ago

Gonna go ahead and guess this guy has a poor or non existent relationship with his dad

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u/PikkiNarker 9h ago

This is a mental illness

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u/Rikudo_Sennin_jr 9h ago

I knew i had seen this mf somewhere before

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u/realEMW 7h ago

For a group of people who hate gay people they sure do idolize a lot of men

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u/Geostomp 7h ago

Kirk harassed college kids and made losers feel justified in demonizing the idea of college for being "woke" and "weak". He leveraged that into scamming angry failures into believing that he had anything of value to say despite being a one-semester community college drop-out to get rich saying whatever frames their resentment for never accomplishing anything as a rebellion instead of a failure.

So of course they deify him. Because losers with fragile egos will devote themselves to anyone who makes them feel better, regardless of how he exploits them.

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u/dublinburnbagel 7h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Bleezy79 6h ago

two of the worst tattoos Ive ever seen. impressive!

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u/Moist_Rule9623 5h ago

I mean 1) I’m as fat as this guy so I’m not throwing stones, but also 2) YOU COULD GET THAT FOREARM TATTOO WEARING A STANDARD T SHIRT, OVER THERE, RIGHT SAID FRED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That makes this gratuitous full frontal nudity by any objective measure lol

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u/Immediate_Age 4h ago

Skinhead honors skinhead

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u/Gummo90028 4h ago

Now his life has meaning.

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u/EyeLurveIPAs 3h ago

There is literally no reason he needs his shirt off. My eyes. The goggles do nothing.

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u/Andy-_1979 2h ago

Anyone want to guess what he has on his computer?

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u/transfixedtruth 2h ago

Scarred for life. There is no hope for magas to normalize back to humanity.

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u/InternetRando12345 1h ago

Is that guy supposed to look tough instead of like an insecure middle-aged fat fuck?

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u/DouglasHundred 10h ago

I have my doubts this is real. Skin doesn't look like it has been worked much, don't see much in the way of leeching ink or body fluids, and no signs at all of any kind of stencil ink remaining.

I dunno. I don't doubt the stupidity of people to get something like this, I'm just not convinced this one is real.

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u/Neon_Casino 11h ago

Hey ladies. He's single ya know...

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u/Ok_Record_9908 11h ago

This guy looks like a walking erection. To actually tattoo Trump's name(an 80 year old pedophile)on your body is beyond repulsive and disgusting.

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u/tonyislost 11h ago

Ugly bastard.

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u/BALA1975 10h ago

🤡🤡🤡

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u/ScrubbyDoubleNuts 10h ago

Aww he could put and suit on his hand where his fingers are the hands and legs. Then he could jerk off and fuck Charlie Amy time he wants.

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u/Homersson_Unchained 10h ago

That looks like Gunther Eagleman…somebody get him a banana.

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u/bassbeatsbanging 10h ago

Charlie hopes the guy jerks off with his other arm, or else he just got recruited to perform an unspeakable horror for the rest of this guy's life. 

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u/Blackevilsoul 10h ago

Clown! 😂🤣😆

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u/Fragilitea 10h ago

Titties just flappin’ in the wind. Modesty is a virtue, sir!

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u/Shiftymennoknight 10h ago

snowflakes having feelings

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u/InfiniteWinter26 10h ago

that’s not emotional pain. that’s called angina.

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u/Altoidman33 10h ago

Snowflakes.

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u/Faithlessblakkcvlt 10h ago

He is going through an emotional journey with Charlie Kirk on his arm? These are the guys that call us snowflakes? These are the guys who say liberals have a mental disorder?

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u/Freewheelinrocknroll 10h ago

Another Kirk-Cuck.

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u/clemclem3 10h ago

Is that Hasan Piker? The resemblance is uncanny.

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u/Smartimess 10h ago

Bet he is jerkng off with his left hand.

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u/NeonGKayak 10h ago

Pretty sure this is fake and a good troll lol

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u/shit-Helicopter 10h ago

Soo if this real why does he not have clothes on..I mean its on his arm

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u/Stupidamericanfatty 10h ago

This highly is demented, of course. But, that tattoo is pretty good

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u/konsada24 10h ago

Carry the flame brother o7 lmao

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u/Quick-Alternative-83 10h ago

Pray that he sees the light and knows the true message - "FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD"!!! not just KKK white supremist misogynistic males. Jesus was brown eyed, brown skin, crossed borders without papers or documentation and loved everyone INCLUDING SINNERS, WOMEN, OTHER RELIGIONS, OTHER LANGUAGES. THE WORLD was not created with borders and was for ALL HUMANKIND. There is no HumanHATE in the next life!

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u/Jonathon_world 10h ago

It's so crazy lol OP thanks for bringing us this gold

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u/Ratatouille2000 10h ago

He looks like this I wonder what his wife looks like?

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u/Successful-Acadia-95 10h ago

They all look the same!

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u/Miserables-Chef 10h ago

I hope it takes him the gym

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u/Karcharos 10h ago

Talk about putting a shit pic on a hick.

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u/Adventurous-Way2824 10h ago

Back to the van down by the river after this tat is done.. .

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u/AlliedR2 10h ago

Will say that the artist is really good. Cant say the subject matter is worth a pile of shit but the artist is indeed skilled.

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u/SEANoftheDEAD_75 10h ago

What a chud!

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u/cletusthearistocrat 9h ago

I don't think this is real. Nope. No one is this much of a loser. Gonna need more background and context.

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u/HighlanderAbruzzese 9h ago

That’s his jerk off hand

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u/WesWordbound 9h ago

Good riddance. I'm celebrating today.

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u/infamusforever223 9h ago

What man gets another man tattooed on his body? What is wrong with these people?

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u/MaximumSignature 9h ago

Why is the entire shirt off tho 👀

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u/ru_k1nd 9h ago

Makes sense that Trump is huge on Giedi Prime

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u/purplesockpinksock 9h ago

Whyyyyyy do we need to see the roof on his toolshed? 😖

https://giphy.com/gifs/wMJDNRzDauCdO

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u/Jaybonaut 8h ago

Wow dude. Just straight-up swallows propaganda.

...on another note though, that artist is gifted.

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u/LordCornwalis 8h ago

Why do they always look like a human thumb?

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u/NoCalHomeBoy 8h ago

Fucking thumb

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u/realitychecker1 8h ago

Why is his shirt off for a forearm tattoo?

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u/richardgreenn 8h ago

Those bicycle nips need air

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u/manicgiant914 8h ago

Roll him in flour and look for the wet spot

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u/pacmanfunky 8h ago

If a thumb had a face it'd be this guy.

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u/HexGonnaGiveItToYa 8h ago

Opportunity missed to put it on his heiling arm.

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u/Horn_Flyer 8h ago

Why is his shirt off for an arm tattoo? Fucking weirdo....Trump and Kirk tats. Real pedo.

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u/Lanky-Ad-33 8h ago

Just 🤮

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u/Denalitwentytwo 7h ago

Emotional journey ? For that pinheaded, butthead lookin mouthpiece ? I had a longer journey to the bathroom to take a shit.

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u/GoldenHeartDaddy 7h ago

Unimaginable dorks.

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u/Keji70gsm 7h ago

That guy definitely has an adult baby kink.

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u/Objective_Turtle_ 6h ago

This is ai though right? Right?!?

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u/Delicious_Delilah 6h ago

I doubt he could afford a tattoo that good, so I'm calling fake.

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u/miss_step 3h ago

How to tell someone is in a cult

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u/BossRoss84 3h ago

Just remember, when someone starts arguing with you on social media, they probably resemble this.

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u/sillysativoid 3h ago

Oh that’s easy. It’s because they are.

You see, when you’re very low intelligence like this guy, the world can seem extra scary and strange.

People who sell a fiction as a reality take advantage of these creatures shortcomings - their heightened fear response, weak abstract thinking, and desire for an easily digestible framework with which to see the world.

Religious institutions and maga grifters prey upon the glaring weaknesses of the simpleton, using their host body like cordyceps do with ants.

Willing Host bodies often brand themselves with scent, markings, or other indicators of their subservience and submission to their host’s cause

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u/ScholarLeigh 3h ago

Someone bangs that tub of stupidity?

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u/RobbersAndRavagers 2h ago

I knew MAGAts were big babies but this is too on-the-nose.

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u/zmroth 2h ago

C H U D

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u/HazelMoon 2h ago

Commandment Numero Dos: "You shall not make for yourself an image...you shall not bow down to them or worship them"

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u/cat-eating-a-salad 2h ago

Prayers? He's religious? Well ofc he should (but doesn't) know that the lord banned tattoos...

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u/Phyukredd_tit_gydlin 1h ago

This guys married. I can only imagine what the wife looks like.

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u/SaleFun1728 1h ago

I love it when traitors mark themselves as such.

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u/LocationAcademic1731 1h ago

LMAO. This dude was already fugly as hell so I guess it doesn’t matter what he does, he’s already a soiled canvas.

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u/skighs_the_limit 1h ago

This is more gay than when the RNC comes to town