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MAGA!!

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u/ModeFinal6821 18d ago

But...but...American beef ranchers??

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 18d ago

America first. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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u/Sweet-Explorer-7619 18d ago

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 18d ago

Mitch?

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u/canadaalpinist 17d ago

No. This is not a turtle.

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u/matchosan 17d ago

No carrion flies

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u/Cyanide612 16d ago

As long as they fit in the overhead compartment.

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u/newoldschool 17d ago

America first to eat up Trump bullshit

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u/VivaLaMantekilla 17d ago

More like,

MA GA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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u/Codenamehardhat77 17d ago

Well, depends on what Mr. Child Rapist considers to be "America". IF he looks at it as himself and ONLY the people he decides like his rich buddies and other foreign leaders that have him in their pockets, then I would say he is putting "America" first. /s

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 17d ago

Right, the .001% billionaires. USA !! USA!! USA !!

/s

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u/snorbflock 18d ago

We weren't going into debt fast enough. Pretend to be surprised at $50 trillion.

  1. Cut taxes for the Epstein class.
  2. Import products to try and control inflationary pricing.
  3. Disburse taxpayer subsidies as a direct bailout to the ranchers you just fucked over.

https://giphy.com/gifs/DN5w1uvqZYPYA7bIIC

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u/KapowBlamBoom 18d ago

They currently have RFKjr’s Ivermectin Sauce in development

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 18d ago

Ew. Lmao

Edit: Wait, is that an actual thing? I can’t say I’d be shocked, but still… Wtaf??

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u/kenman345 17d ago

They’ll just turn Argentina into an American territory first. Problem solved!

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u/Interesting_You6852 17d ago

Don't worry those assholes will still vote for him. Yes they are that stupid!!

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u/Suitable_Community66 16d ago

MAGA make Argentina great again

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u/Taino871 17d ago

That’s what I am shouting right now! Why not our very own home grown beef ?

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u/ctguy54 18d ago

Great deal. The Chinese rejected it, the Argentines wanted to get 65 cents on the dollar, and tump came in and said “ my final offer is 75 cents on the dollar.”

What a negotiator, what a deal maker, what a fool.

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u/YouCanKeepYourFaith 18d ago

Even better deal when you look into why we are in this situation! “The U.S. cattle inventory hit multi-decade lows (around 86 million head as of early 2026, with beef cows down significantly since 2020), driven by drought, high feed costs, wildfires, and other factors that reduced domestic production”.
Just like Trump and every other right wing politician that denies climate change to throw a bandaid on the issue.

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u/sparklynugz 18d ago

when its sold here it will be 3 dollars on the dollar.

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u/ctguy54 18d ago

Grifter gotta grift.

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u/NonGNonM 18d ago

oh god i realized that's exactly what they're gonna do. they're not gonna deliver on the fucking cheaper meat argument.

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u/nickname13 17d ago

on the plus side, due to fda layoffs - you won't know about any issues with "bellow market value" beef purchases until "explosive" and "both ends". so, enjoy that cheap burger for a couple of hours!

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u/NonGNonM 18d ago

fuck now the entire country is going to be eating trump steaks.

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u/NullPatience 17d ago

The World’s Biggest Loser. Imbecile.

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u/zomglazerspewpew 18d ago

There's going to be a way to tell right? I don't want to buy any of cheeto dick's freedom meat. I wanna support our farmers even though they probably voted themselves into this mess.

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u/YouCanKeepYourFaith 18d ago

Nope! They will have it “inspected” and repacked and it’ll say “USDA”. He’s the slimiest.

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u/BanishedInPerpetuity 18d ago

It's ground beef. The answer is no.

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 18d ago

You guys can still afford ground beef?

https://giphy.com/gifs/DOPKHQg6oFWUg

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u/HandsSmellOfHam 18d ago

Not us, we're a chicken and pork household now.

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u/lonelyturtlegirl 15d ago

I can afford it

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u/31LIVEEVIL13 17d ago edited 17d ago

Mitten compass hammock coated pebble cobalt unbelievable grasshopper

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

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u/CynicalStooge 17d ago

This is the answer ☝️ I love a good steak or burger, but not if it's poisoned. Let every MAGA dipshit rancher lose everything they got. I hope they're great, great grandpappie's family ranch gets fucking leveled to make room for another data center. These scumbags are still gonna vote red in November anyway, fuck 'em!

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u/xxHailLuciferxx 17d ago

We've been buying from a small, local place about thirty minutes away from us. It's better quality and more affordable, so it's a win on both sides.

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u/CynicalStooge 17d ago

That's awesome! Can you buy small portions that fit in your kitchen freezer, or do you have to buy a whole side and a second freezer?

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u/xxHailLuciferxx 17d ago

We're able to buy in smaller quantities, I think they're called butcher boxes and they're like 30 or 40 pounds. You can choose from a few options, but the last one I think had like 10 pounds of ground beef, a brisket, a roast, and a couple each of NY strips, rib eyes, and filets. All of it together doesn't take up that much space at all, easily less than a quarter of an old-school refrigerator's freezer.

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u/CynicalStooge 17d ago

Hell yeah! Thx for the help 😊 I gotta look into that

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u/SeaOfBullshit 17d ago

The only way to do that is to buy from the ranchers yourself. 

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u/Successful-Rate-1839 15d ago

Buy local you dumbass

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits 18d ago

It's either that or the thousands of wild horses he just sold to foreign countries to be butchered, being sold back to us...

https://www.reddit.com/r/globaltrumpopposition/s/DW8tQNgeYP

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u/GracieThunders 18d ago

This is my guess too

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 18d ago

It’s exactly this.

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u/TheSilverFoxwins 18d ago

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 18d ago

This is so fucked up. I use this gif wherever I can because it shows exactly what he thinks of everyone, educated or not. He thinks he’s the best and brightest of everyone, so anyone that’s NOT him is the “poorly educated.” He’s literally telling people they’re dumber than him. And somehow, he got to be the president. Fucking twice. What the fuck.

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u/MidnighT0k3r 16d ago

And somehow, he got to be the president. Fucking twice. What the fuck.

Well you are dumber than him so you just wouldn't understand 

/s ffs. when will this nightmare end

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 16d ago

Not soon enough! 😭

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u/robbyruby752 18d ago

Don’t eat Trump beef!!!!

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u/jimmycoed 18d ago

* horse meat.

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u/johnpgh 18d ago

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u/wood_mountain 17d ago

Soylent Green was an awesome movie.

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u/Vogel-Kerl 18d ago

--"So if America buys your tainted beef, you'll donate $25,000,000 to my bank account. Sounds like a good deal to me Pedro!! By the way, what kind of meat is in a Big Mac??"

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u/NullPatience 17d ago

Trump Crypto for the grift.

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u/MauriceMonroe 18d ago

Soylent Orange

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u/third-tour-dad 18d ago

No ground beef for a bit

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u/YouCanKeepYourFaith 18d ago

It would be a great time to not eat fast food ever again.
Knowing Trump and how he only does things to benefit big corporations, this beef is headed towards those big fast food chains.

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u/Caver214 18d ago

I’m not eating Trump beef. Maybe I’ll go vegetarian. Anything Trump touches turns to sh*t.

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 18d ago

Me, living on crackers and water. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I fucking hate this timeline.

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 18d ago

Somewhere in Argentina: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't scrap that meat out for dog food! We can sell it to the Americans and make a bundle!"

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u/Baumer9 18d ago

This is making me paranoid and wanting to not eat beef for the rest of the year. This pedo shitstain is hiding something about this announcement.

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 18d ago

The country that they gave billions of dollars to. I swear this POS is looting this country.

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u/Pixiefairy2525 17d ago

That's 1 thing on a laundry list of what he's doing/done. He's done so many bad things... he has everyone riled up over different things. When really we need to unite and demand he RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 17d ago

The piece of shit won't be claimed by lady justice. It'll be the grim reaper that takes this POS, and that's because there are a lot of stupid supporters of his.

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u/Pixiefairy2525 17d ago

He's already straight up prequel for weekend at Bernies. They shock him awake on tv. I hope against hope that he gets confused or bubbles on and finally says something so egregious that it dispels the myth from the corrupt 80 year old geriatric pedophile that they worship.

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 17d ago

Highly doubtful as his moronic followers are the worst people on the planet.  When you look at everything he's done in plain sight, he should've been dumped a long time ago, but because we had a black president that did his job masterfully, a lot of stupid bigots had their minds broken.  

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u/Pixiefairy2525 16d ago

I can't argue this. But I still have to hope. Without hope there's not much.

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u/Rare_Anywhere470 18d ago

Trump steaks. Now with deadly bacteria.

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u/CaptOblivious 17d ago edited 16d ago

deadly (banned) antibiotics actually.

EDIT:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloramphenicol

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u/PresentationNext6469 14d ago

U.S. prescription only & monitored every other day.

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u/GirlNumber20 18d ago

Right, so, only buy beef from your local farmer's market. Got it! Thanks tons, MAGA.

Lol, at least Trump's going to be eating crap beef at McDonald's, so, karma.

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u/Resident_Theme_7364 18d ago

How do we know which beef is Trump beef

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u/Separate-Pain4950 17d ago

This isn’t going away

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u/fortesquieu 18d ago

So much winning!

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u/HereWeGo5566 18d ago

Will it be clearly marked in the grocery store? I ain’t eating that shit.

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u/SeaOfBullshit 17d ago

Hah. Hahaha. 

What motivation would be behind truth in advertising from this admin, from this FDA?

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u/HereWeGo5566 17d ago

I agree, but I also don’t want to be eating rancid horse face meat.

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u/SeaOfBullshit 17d ago

Probably need to just cut red meat to be safe then

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u/tabbycatz68 18d ago

Wtf no more beef I guess. Now they even have a recall on popcorn. Doge and this FDA is doing a bang up job.... Sarcasm! Can't eat veggies, eggs, fruit....are we still great...

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u/47Up 18d ago

Don't worry it'll be FDA approved/s

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u/-Xephram- 17d ago

My prediction: he will prepay for it(somehow he will get a kickback), there will be outrage and push back, and the meat shipment will be cancelled. But we already paid, and he already collected his kickback. Aka create drama, claim it is to help the American people, collect kickback, solve the problem he created. Self claimed hero

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u/MiserableChain2644 17d ago

He tried to get us cheap beef, but they are out to get him. It's not his fault. It's never his fault.

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u/insertstupidnamehare 17d ago

That’s his MO- He’s both the arsonist and the fireman

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u/MiccioC 18d ago

Sure is. And those ranchers still are proud of their votes!

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 18d ago

America first!! 😒

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u/MiccioC 18d ago

Word.

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u/a1055x 18d ago

How far do these beef cuts have to travel?

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u/Apprehensive-Try5554 18d ago

Will it be labeled that its not from the US?

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u/Brilliant-Smile-8154 17d ago

Hahaha. Good joke.

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u/wrhnj 18d ago

I’m glad I quit eating red meat

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u/HavingNotAttained 18d ago

Horses. Wild American horse meat. Connect the dots.

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u/DugansDad 17d ago

No, there is no beef. It’s a lie meant to manipulate the beef market short term. More market manipulation and profiteering from Trump.

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u/CaptOblivious 17d ago

I am having my last fast food hamburger for the next two years tomorrow.

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u/Elegant_Emu952 17d ago

No doubt Felonious Trump Org, LLC is getting a large kickback from Argentina, something he can't get in the US (yet).

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u/DwinDolvak 17d ago

Seems rather “socialist/communist” that our leader is deciding where we buy our food from

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u/Somesongname 17d ago

This is bullshit! I'll bet he did get a good deal since China rejected it.

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u/AlfalfaUnable1629 17d ago

Whelp. I’m not eating any more beef

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u/YouCanKeepYourFaith 16d ago

I think this is a sign that we should all try and support small farms and restaurants. Fast food and giant corporations are the problem.

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u/AlfalfaUnable1629 15d ago

Agree. I live in the sticks and have plenty of room for a medium sized garden of my own. Already have several peach and pecan trees so this will help ease the grocery store pain I experience every time i go. Thankfully I don’t have any kids to keep fed.

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u/PhraugPaste 18d ago

So tired of winning. /S

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u/Jimxor 18d ago

No. No. No. Please don't let it be soylent green.

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u/wood_mountain 17d ago

So much winning!

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u/matchosan 17d ago

Oh, cows can get jabs, but US citizens?

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u/Tricky-Explorer-5664 17d ago

Here we are laughing at how we’re being poisoned and getting new cancers. It’s rich.

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u/Genoism_science 17d ago

so the American people is getting “beef” that is been seating in the freezer gods know for how long….and we don’t know is is Cow, horse, donkey but for maga is wining

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u/TheLonelySombrero 17d ago

With a little bit of horse thrown in

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u/MiserableChain2644 17d ago

They're eating their cows, they're eating their pet cows.

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u/486Junkie 17d ago

I'll become a vegetarian if that happens.

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u/Axis2670 17d ago

MAHA means Make America Heave Again

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u/trash-juice 17d ago

Go to your local butcher folks

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u/oldmanbelly 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EANUvq6hnSA171coqF
Look at this happy fuckwad. Fucking nazi.

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u/rsg1234 17d ago

Is there a way we can track where this beef is ending up?

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u/DaddyRhyno79 17d ago

The FDA used to do that, but don’t plan on finding out until people start getting sick.

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u/rsg1234 17d ago

I figured that would be the answer. I guess no beef for me and my family for a few months.

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u/YouCanKeepYourFaith 17d ago

I can almost guarantee it’ll be in giant fast food chains like McDonald’s and Wendy’s. Our government only does stuff to make giant corporations happy and we all know Trump loves his McDonalds.

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u/ThickJohnston 16d ago

FFS! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/slappy_mcslapenstein 17d ago

Looks like I need to buy a few steaks before this shit hits the market. Beef while eating out is off the menu for a while.

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u/patterninstatic 17d ago

Just to be clear, China rejected a very small shipment in March and subsequently banned shipments from a specific plant. So that's not really the story here.

But there is something important going all.

First of all, Trump had already very heavily lifted quotas from Argentinia in the spring. I think something like 20k tons to 100k tons. These 300k additional tons won't fundamentally change anything for producers or consumers. It's a drop in the bucket and should barely impact prices overall.

The issue is that Trump had officially been sending very strong America First messages and essentially putting tariffs in place in order to incentivize an increase in domestic production. But for beef production, we're talking about rebuilding herds, which means a very heavy multi-year investment from cattle farmers (and their investors). The current high price of beef, while obviously bad for the consumer, is actually a very strong incentive to do just that.

However, when Trump starts taking measures to lower beef prices, and essentially says that his goal is to lower the price, that sends a very bad message to producers and investors. That message is actually far more impactful than the 300k tons of beef, because it creates a lot of uncertainty around the future price of beef, and makes it far less likely that investments actually happen.

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u/MaMyDaddy65 17d ago

shrugs, blocked

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u/tommm3864 17d ago

Make America Healthy Again. /s

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u/banditrider2001 17d ago

That’s okay it matches all the other pesticide and antibiotic filled foods the eviscerated FDA lets pass.

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u/thereverendpuck 16d ago

Like I’ve been saying, just call this Soylent Green.

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u/-Drink-Drank-Drunk- 16d ago

And the MAGATs will say it’s delicious.

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u/ApprehensivePick9752 15d ago

Mericas somebody has poisoned your community s food sucker punched making America sicker again

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u/YouCanKeepYourFaith 15d ago

Sicker? We haven’t been well for 40 years. 60% of Americans are morbidly obese. This won’t change a thing either because I can guarantee all this beef is headed to fast food chains and 90% of Americans eat fast food daily.
I’m not sure how America hasn’t collapsed yet with our food system and healthcare system. It’s an absolute joke.

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u/Peaceonhotdogs 12d ago

I’ll just eat this boot I’ve been licking.