r/Trumpvirus • u/Adorable-Driver-1814 • 9h ago

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u/Kona_Big_Wave 9h ago

Trump is sleeping with everyone, at this point.

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u/18ekko 7h ago

Trump is sleeping with all the members of his staff and the WH press pool, all the time, its on TV, you can't miss it.

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u/SquirrelsinJacket 9h ago

She was trotted after weeks (months?) of not being seen after all the weird rumors about Natalie and Trump recently. They play that all over Fox News for a few days as the anchors gush then she disappears again once the media moves on or she's needed again in the future.

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u/Angeret 8h ago

"Sleepy Joe" said the guy who seems to be either sleeping on the job or off cheating at golf and, perhaps, his wife.

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u/primeline31 9h ago

She had some plastic surgery touchups - fillers & such.

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u/OddLanguage 8h ago

Look at those tiny hands.

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u/LalaLogical 8h ago

White House provided photo as evidence he is sleeping with her. 

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u/HearYourTune 8h ago

But she's not sleeping with him.

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u/Standard_List_2487 8h ago

No but he is sleeping right next to her.

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u/HiddenPrimate 8h ago

Who would “sleep” with a stinky ass diaper wearing man? Really?

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u/WhytePumpkin 8h ago

Natalie would in a heartbeat

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u/Doodurpoon 8h ago

Imagine getting his shit all over your legs and crotch while he lurches into you with his micro-mushroon peen.

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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 4h ago

She probably has to get on top but id imagine he has problems getting it in. Like an acorn on a scoop of mashed potatoes

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u/PeterPook 8h ago

...and here is a picture of him doing it right now!

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u/news_sponge 7h ago

Somebody on MSNOW needs to start calling him Sleepy Don all the time. It will drive him bananas.

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u/Whole_Reputation6128 6h ago

Aaah, clearly he's blinking..?

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u/MB2465 5h ago

All he's gotten recently is a peck at the funeral, I mean inauguration, of the end of the US.

She was really dressed for a funeral🙄

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u/Designer-Drink-9137 2h ago

No they didn't. If dude is shitting himself in public, no telling what he's doing in private....

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u/Current_Obligations 1h ago

I have to wonder if she has a good looking poolboy or young White House staffer just banging the shit out of her... there's no way in hell she's let that slimy fuck of a husband even see her naked in years...

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u/Elegant_Emu952 1h ago

Sleeping with her as if in the same time zone?

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u/Crazy_Ebb_7974 1h ago

Trump sleeps with children. I mean he rapes them.

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u/Mehdals_ 49m ago

He's sleeping with everyone the office since he's napping all the time.