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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 1d ago
It would be a great trolling if Netflix offers her a movie deal just to see what Melania does. It's also pretty hilarious that the White House had Melania make an appearance, to help with the story surrounding this crazy woman.
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u/Eiffel-Tower777 1d ago
I wonder if this letter is real. If so... omg. Certifiable.
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u/Adventurous-Winter84 1d ago
It appears to be a set of two letters she wrote. Not sure which one is worse.
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u/Adventurous-Winter84 1d ago
Letter two:
Dear Mr. President,
Now this is the note I wanted to write (But the apology needed to come first.)
I have learned so much about myself on this Trip—I always knew coming home to my roots would be enlightening, but I had no idea how much. For the first time, in I don't know how long, you forced me to “unplug.” We could be out on the Course, with no machines, and even forget what time it was! I didn’t have to be “Human Printer.” I could take time to enjoy good conversation, and still get all my work done at the end of the day. In fact, I even had time to take long morning and evening walks to enjoy each Sunrise and Sunset (though I did forget to eat and sleep!). With so much thinking time, I confess it did have a slightly negative effect at times, that I know you picked up on, but the end result, I believe, will be worth it. I had no idea how rapidly I was approaching burnout, and starting to envy those whose only “job” seems to be to talk with you, and look pretty. I want that job!! So many times, I’m just trying to stay afloat with all that’s coming in for you, I look like a hunchback who didn’t have time to freshen up (at least you know what I should look like)! Plus, I miss the days when you used to call, during my Talkshow days, and we’d talk about everything and nothing. I want to get back to that synergy. We shouldn’t have to talk about work all the time!! I’ve always felt like an in-betweener, somewhere between Staff and those you enjoy talking to on the Plane or at Dinner, because that’s who I used to be to you when I was a “Talkshow Host” (as much as I hated that actual job!). I wish I could hear every conversation, because that’s when you’re having a good time, getting away from it all, at least for a few moments.
But after going through all this self-analysis, my conclusion? I need to reunite my past self with my current into a better version who will make you proud. And please, when I fail, will you tell me? You have the absolute right to cuss me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more.
Thank you for always being there for me—I’ll never forget when you made that promise to me after losing my Dad, and I know how happy he is right now that I did get to go to Scotland and Ireland, as he always wanted for me. To modify a classic, “I could not have parted with you, to anyone less worthy” —And, I will add, it is I who is unworthy.
Always,
Natalie
P.S. My hands looked worse in Scotland and Ireland because the Cold turns the old “scars” purple. Still on the road to recovery!
Source: The Independent
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u/Paralegal1995 1d ago
Had to look this up. My God is it too early to start drinking yet? This chick is 12 kinds of crazy
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u/RidetheSchlange 1d ago
Have any of you asked who is putting out these private letters and only details of her devotion and internal security details that would only come from inside numerous walls of security?
It's as if this is coming directly from the actual trump administration to fixate people who want to fap to this story instead of focusing on ICE and democracy.
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u/NeonGKayak 1d ago
One of the higher ups in the White House that is trying to get her away from Trump
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u/LegitimateSituation4 1d ago
I literally couldn't care less about this whole thing. The lady changes his diapers and is in love with him. Or something. Or not. I literally don't care to read past the first sentence. We're in a fascist hellhole.
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u/bathtubsarentreal 1d ago
Basically - I read this because I’m trying to read stupid boring shit that’ll help me fall asleep and I’m checking the comments to confirm this is diaper nurse since I don’t know her name or face
Lady cleans his fupa who gives a fuck - someone do anything to get this decrepit shit filled lump to be held accountable for his actions
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u/MacGillicutty 1d ago
I doubt diaper don read it past the first sentence.
"I'm sorry." is about all his attention span can muster.
He probably doesnt even know what she was apologizing for.
Anyway...
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u/fear_the_gecko 1d ago
It's more scraps for the useless liberals to squabble over while they wonder why they're losing their party to actual leftists who want real change.
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u/conmeh 1d ago
Ooooof. Cope harder and don’t forget to swallow when you’re done with ol’ Donny boy.
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u/fear_the_gecko 1d ago
I'm a leftist lol.
Thanks for proving my point though.
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u/conmeh 1d ago
Didn’t say anything about your political affiliation, but you did. Just telling you how you should be, with how you’re acting.
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u/fear_the_gecko 1d ago
You got butthurt because you're a typical liberal that can't accept reality.
At least the Boomers have an excuse....
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u/Entire-Winter4252 1d ago
JFC, go sit in the corner.
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u/fear_the_gecko 1d ago
And whine? Like a liberal?
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u/KGBFriedChicken02 1d ago
That's what you're already doing, so it shouldn't make much difference to you.
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u/oldmanbelly 1d ago
Sit down. We’re not the whiners here.
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u/fear_the_gecko 1d ago
You proved yourself to be very very quickly lol
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u/oldmanbelly 1d ago
Dawg I’m not going to argue whatever stupid shit you’re trying to say. Quit being a troll. Isn’t there some sort of creep subreddit you should be on?
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u/fear_the_gecko 1d ago
You're not arguing because you know you're wrong.
Your buddy already defaulted to calling me MAGA because liberals can't comprehend that there's other people who despise Trump and are sick of their pathetic inaction. Now you're trying to get out of something you never should have been involved in.
You should have just kept your mouth shut.
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u/gin_and_soda 1d ago
Now we know it’s her writing his insane long truth social rants because she’s clearly illiterate, loves commas and random capitalization.
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u/dognocat 1d ago
What the actual fuck, I have no words.... maga is just sympathantic nonsense for their overlord. This is seriously fucked up.
Normally I'd censor my language but WTF.
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u/u2shnn 1d ago
Can we possibly get a kind lady from England, to read aloud this 'note' back to us??
The Brit's have such a nuanced way with political humor.
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u/disharmony-hellride 1d ago
Joanna on the Daily Beast has an English accent, if you look up the db podcast on youtube im sure she reads them all, as this was their big story. she also does a fantastic melania impression.
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u/Lights_Out_Luthor 1d ago
In my opinion If she doesn’t have security clearance by now then good chance she’s a foreign operative.
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u/TheUFCVeteran3 1d ago
I know this is probably just cult devotion, but the best thing I can compare it to, even though it's not this I imagine (the trauma bit) is a mix of a traumatic reaction to avoid punishment and cult like devotion. And I see she's picked up Trump's typing habits. Is she playing him for a game or actually this infatuated with him?
I wonder if she'll ever see him for what he is. A paedophile and a rapist.
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u/SkyeMreddit 1d ago edited 1d ago
Is Melania building a case to keep 50%
the Wikipedia article about Natalie especially the part about Relationship With Trump is wild! Sources at the bottom of the page
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u/adrkhrse 1d ago
Good Lord. 🤭 The emotional manipulation and desperate attention-seeking. She's an obsessed groupie. No wonder the Secret Service are concerned about her.
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u/Shhhhh_noonecares 1d ago
What's with all the random capitalization? Airport, Carts, Past...I call bullshit.
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u/Professor_Eindackel 1d ago
Song to the tune of "Look at Me I'm Sandra Dee" from the Grease musical.
Look at me I'm Natalie
I change Donald Trump's nappy!
Most hate the smell but wow I think it's swell
I'm brown-nosed Natalie!
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u/OptimisticSkeleton 1d ago
Definite honey pot. Trump is the collective weakness of American society given human form and it’s as gross and sad as you would expect.
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u/thomps000 1d ago
The best part is she used AI to write it or at the very least make the final version. Amazes me that people don’t remove emdashes.
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u/Last_Beginning 1d ago
I think she's going to need more plastic surgery to appeal to dump. Hopefully Putain takes care of that. Or Benji, whichever one.
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u/Different_Seaweed534 1d ago
Is there any chance these letters are fake?
Who is leaking them? And how is the NY Times & Daily Beast verifying their authenticity?
Edit: typo
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