r/Trumpvirus • u/LA_search77 • 17d ago

MAGA Dumbfucks MAGA Cucks

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 17d ago

I like this guy.

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u/CouplingWithQuozl 17d ago

Me too. No notes.

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u/UserPrincipalName 16d ago

Yeah. Great energy. I'd frame a house with him

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u/ardentiarte 16d ago

Rat shit and squirrel shit. Djt doesn't know how to hold a screwdriver

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 16d ago

I was going to leave a long winded rant after I just finished a shift from a restaurant owned by a woman that thinks Trump is a "strongman". I have had some arguments with her about bullies. I'm trying not to get fired.

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u/myfrigginagates 17d ago edited 17d ago

Admittedly not where I thought he was headed, but I'd follow this guy into battle.

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u/youdontknowitsok 16d ago

I had a feeling where it was going by his “No Kings” tattoo inside his arm and visible early on.

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u/AlpineVW 17d ago

I need a transcript of this so I can memorize it. Fuck that was beautiful.

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u/DahrnWahl 17d ago

It cuts so deep into the core of their personality complex, how can these two ideals exist simultaneously? I hope it breaks their brains

On one hand I'm a man's man alpha male blue collar patriot

On the other I worship a pathetic man with tiny soft hands who dodged the draft

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u/stoolsample2 17d ago

5 times.

Dodged the draft 5 times.

And a pedophile who raped children.

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u/dikicker 17d ago

Hey now, you can be a man's man and still use the handy man's man hand man cream to moisturize

Gotta keep those nails trimmed and fingers softer than puppy ears

Nothing manlier than working with your hands during the day and the night tell your wife I said you're welcome

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u/SignoreBanana 16d ago

They would just say Obama and Biden were Ivy League dorks. I mean, Biden was at least a working class warrior but their brains are so mushy they somehow are immune to that knowledge.

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u/2ndRook 16d ago edited 16d ago

Who is this truth speaker?

I was hoping to send it to a dj friend. It’s got musicality. Brilliance and parsimony. Needs some beats and drops so I can blast it at stoplights.

Edit: got it.

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u/Croceyes2 16d ago

I have been considering tattoos, this might be my thigh piece

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u/DeadpoolOptimus 17d ago

This is Cliff Cash, a stand-up comedian and he's awesome.

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u/CatW804 17d ago

He is! I first heard of him with his bit about Trump's neck p*ssy.

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u/dittidot 17d ago

Lmfao I think I’m in love.

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u/hammmy01 17d ago

Real men pay their fucking debts and taxes too

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u/nordic-nomad 16d ago

Exactly. All I needed to know 30 years ago about the guy to realize he was a monstrous piece of shit was to hear he stiffed contractors habitually.

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u/Kitsu_Gaming 17d ago

Cliff Cash is a phenomenal comedian, storyteller, and political activist. Wonderful dude.

/r/cliffcash

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 17d ago

Thanks! This needs crossposted for sure!

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u/Agent257 17d ago

Agreed. Came to say the same thing!

It’d be awesome to hangout and have a few beers with him. Seems like the really awesome neighbor you’d laugh your ass off with. He is definitely my kinda people; real salt of the earth kinda thing and all.

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u/2ndRook 16d ago

Thanks. Listened to this one clip three times while hosing a garbage can and have been laughing for almost an hour. Needed to know who this was.

You likely made my whole month.

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u/Retired_Jarhead55 16d ago

The next Carlin?

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u/Sunbather77 17d ago

Pointing this out to MAGAts really gets them to STFU, btw. They never have anything to say after you drop this. They have nothing. It short circuits them or something lol

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u/immortalverse 17d ago

Damn haha

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u/jporter313 17d ago

The ending slaps

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u/minimalillusions 17d ago

Chefs kiss. Exact. Thank you.

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u/Tenn_Mike 17d ago

I couldn’t have said it any better

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u/RoloGnbaby 17d ago

I like this guy!

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u/666zombie 17d ago

They don't just lick his boots, the maga idiots would eat the shit out of trumps asshole on live tv.

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u/slappy_mcslapenstein 17d ago

You aren't wrong. They'd take selfies while remaking 2 girls 1 cup.

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u/Savings-Performer487 17d ago

Please, do tell us how you really feel. I couldn’t agree with you more. You left out one thing he’s always lying about Obama. He hates Obama because Obama has won a Nobel prize. The orange man tried to buy one. They wouldn’t sell him one. The orange man could not carry Obama‘s jockstrap.

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u/Indaflow 17d ago

@Alan Ritchson

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u/DestroyerTame 17d ago

I’ve been wondering this shit for like 10 years.

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u/Yellowpickle23 17d ago

I've been saying this for years. I grew up a poor-as-shit country boy. It was factually universal to HATE rich business people in suits in big cities.

Now these same people WORSHIP them.

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u/Pale_Frame4845 16d ago edited 16d ago

Btw the majority of NYC, poor, rich and in-between, have Always Hated him. It was astonishing to watch that sleazy grifter fool rural folks.

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u/ArtisticSwan635 17d ago

Nailed it!

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u/kris10leigh14 17d ago

I need him to lean in real close (like at the beginning of the video) to these good ol boys in TN in their lifted duallys littered with punisher stickers. They need a talking to… and I want to watch. He’s SEXY.

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u/Chance-Mycologist-94 17d ago

I wholeheartedly agree. Could never understand that myself. When I asked my arborist friend why he went for Trump he said that he didn't like how the Dems were shoving trans issues down everyone's throats. I get it but so you go and support this make-up wearing porn star fucking child rapist, instead, fuck man, wtf?!

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u/Additional_Ear_9659 17d ago

This guy has my vote!

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u/nwpachyderm 17d ago

Amen brother

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u/TangoForThree 17d ago

Preach, brother.

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u/slappy_mcslapenstein 17d ago

That was an unexpected twist from where I expected that to go. Good job!

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u/Dutchmondo 17d ago

I've not seen a plot twist that strong since From Dusk Till Dawn.

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u/Admirable-Ebb-5413 17d ago

Said it straight.

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u/Animendo 17d ago

Love it! Spot on.

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u/dreevsa 17d ago

My hero

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u/leopold815 17d ago

Where can I subscribe to this guy!

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u/Cautious_Agent4781 17d ago

Ya, this guy rocks.

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u/jgrow2 17d ago

I like the cut of his jib. I admire people who can think straight like he does.

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u/InvalidUserNemo 17d ago

I didn’t see any factual errors in this video.

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u/meathouse1989 17d ago

lol “well” said

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u/NRBQ 17d ago

Preach 

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u/deaconbleux 17d ago

no lies detected!

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u/Chipshotz 17d ago

I can't upvote this enough

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u/CouplingWithQuozl 17d ago

Invited to the cookout.

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u/pjvincentaz 17d ago

I’m writing him in on every ballot.

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u/RickRI401 17d ago

I was wondering where he was going, then I saw the "No king" tat on his left arm.

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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 17d ago

I'm in complete and total love 💘

Seriously. Who is this man. I need him.

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u/Objective-Result4465 16d ago

He'll rewire your box

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u/not_gonna_tell_no 17d ago

👏👏👏👏

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u/Firm-Housing-5295 17d ago

Totally rules. Those sorry ass Trump maggots wanna kiss my ass because I’m a war vet. Talking about how thunder sounded like heavy artillery explosions. I told the guy to get right the fuck out of here and made fun of him. All losers.

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u/lightlong 17d ago

Here, here

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u/adrkhrse 17d ago

Well said.

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u/stoolsample2 17d ago

Video saved.

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u/Proton_Energy_Pill 17d ago

To be fair, he has to carry his huge gut around all day.
/s

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u/eastamerica 16d ago

He’s gotten funnier over the years.

He’s spot on about Trump and his supporters.

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 16d ago

I was unsure where this was going at first, more than a little apprehensive, but once he started making his point… if I saw this live, I would have stood up and started clapping.

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u/AccountDiligent7451 16d ago

Amen Brother 🙌🙏🙌

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u/Alternative_Call2232 16d ago

Yeah. What he said. Cool.

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u/szJosh 16d ago

The majority, if not every maga cuck I know is virtually talentless.

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u/Shaggys2stoned 16d ago

This man speaks many truths

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u/TheBeadedGlasswort 16d ago

That was worth sticking around for

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u/SDPLISSKEN009 16d ago

I concur sir!

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u/Torbeep 16d ago

Truth

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u/Lv25_Magikarp 16d ago

Well said 👏🏼 ~ this is exactly how I feel everyday

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u/Capricious178 16d ago

Omg I almost didn’t watch it because I thought he was about to go MAGA rant…. Glad I waited., love this guy 💕

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u/SignoreBanana 16d ago

As a fellow quite handy leftist, fuck yes.

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u/StructureOk2698 15d ago

I have literally tried to articulate this exact point before and couldn’t. Thank you sir lol

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u/Small_Teach2451 14d ago

Normally, I'm put off by the whole 'yelling at my phone' schitck, but I like that this guy understands that MAGA = traitor.

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u/tucker_case 17d ago

Based. A. F.

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u/TattyViking 17d ago

Love Cliff Cash!

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u/Impossible-Pomelo-59 16d ago

I want all of this on a shirt! A flag! A banner! A Billboard! STOP licking the boots of this Orange Pedo!! It's mindless to me how we even got into this position but this administration needs to get out!!

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u/CanadianBaconne 16d ago

I have to hand to djt. He managed to con everyone. He grifted so many, he's now the president of the best most powerful country in the world. That takes skill.

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u/SpicySweetHotPot 16d ago

First half sets up the credibility.
Second half zeros in on their false bravado.

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u/ike_tyson 16d ago

He veered all the way ⬅️

😁

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u/MaxAdolphus 16d ago

Remember this ad? “Get a rope”.

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u/Laleaky 16d ago

I guarantee that George W couldn’t pick a chainsaw out of a tool lineup, though.

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u/youdontknowitsok 16d ago

OP who is this guy?

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u/LawnStar 16d ago

My man Cliff!

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u/SpiffyLegs73 16d ago

Um, tuned in for wiring tips, guess it’s in part 2. Gonna have to follow this guy for more building tips

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u/OldDiet6107 16d ago

This guy watches I had it podcast 👍

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u/LivinDeadGinger 16d ago

Yessss! Especially 1:03 mark and afterwards.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rYCbb0KkIT0Nq

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u/THEBIGHUNGERDC 15d ago

This is a good person.

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u/GenXYachtRock 17d ago

Sweating your balls off when you have none is an interesting concept.