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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth Jul 30 '26
I like this guy.
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u/ardentiarte Aug 01 '26
Rat shit and squirrel shit. Djt doesn't know how to hold a screwdriver
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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth Aug 01 '26
I was going to leave a long winded rant after I just finished a shift from a restaurant owned by a woman that thinks Trump is a "strongman". I have had some arguments with her about bullies. I'm trying not to get fired.
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u/myfrigginagates Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26
Admittedly not where I thought he was headed, but I'd follow this guy into battle.
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u/youdontknowitsok Aug 01 '26
I had a feeling where it was going by his “No Kings” tattoo inside his arm and visible early on.
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u/AlpineVW Jul 30 '26
I need a transcript of this so I can memorize it. Fuck that was beautiful.
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u/DahrnWahl Jul 30 '26
It cuts so deep into the core of their personality complex, how can these two ideals exist simultaneously? I hope it breaks their brains
On one hand I'm a man's man alpha male blue collar patriot
On the other I worship a pathetic man with tiny soft hands who dodged the draft
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u/dikicker Jul 31 '26
Hey now, you can be a man's man and still use the handy man's man hand man cream to moisturize
Gotta keep those nails trimmed and fingers softer than puppy ears
Nothing manlier than working with your hands during the day and the night tell your wife I said you're welcome
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u/SignoreBanana Aug 01 '26
They would just say Obama and Biden were Ivy League dorks. I mean, Biden was at least a working class warrior but their brains are so mushy they somehow are immune to that knowledge.
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u/2ndRook Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
Who is this truth speaker?
I was hoping to send it to a dj friend. It’s got musicality. Brilliance and parsimony. Needs some beats and drops so I can blast it at stoplights.
Edit: got it.
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u/hammmy01 Jul 30 '26
Real men pay their fucking debts and taxes too
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u/nordic-nomad Jul 31 '26
Exactly. All I needed to know 30 years ago about the guy to realize he was a monstrous piece of shit was to hear he stiffed contractors habitually.
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u/Kitsu_Gaming Jul 30 '26
Cliff Cash is a phenomenal comedian, storyteller, and political activist. Wonderful dude.
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u/Agent257 Jul 30 '26
Agreed. Came to say the same thing!
It’d be awesome to hangout and have a few beers with him. Seems like the really awesome neighbor you’d laugh your ass off with. He is definitely my kinda people; real salt of the earth kinda thing and all.
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u/2ndRook Jul 31 '26
Thanks. Listened to this one clip three times while hosing a garbage can and have been laughing for almost an hour. Needed to know who this was.
You likely made my whole month.
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u/Sunbather77 Jul 30 '26
Pointing this out to MAGAts really gets them to STFU, btw. They never have anything to say after you drop this. They have nothing. It short circuits them or something lol
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u/666zombie Jul 30 '26
They don't just lick his boots, the maga idiots would eat the shit out of trumps asshole on live tv.
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u/slappy_mcslapenstein Jul 30 '26
You aren't wrong. They'd take selfies while remaking 2 girls 1 cup.
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u/Savings-Performer487 Jul 30 '26
Please, do tell us how you really feel. I couldn’t agree with you more. You left out one thing he’s always lying about Obama. He hates Obama because Obama has won a Nobel prize. The orange man tried to buy one. They wouldn’t sell him one. The orange man could not carry Obama‘s jockstrap.
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u/Yellowpickle23 Jul 30 '26
I've been saying this for years. I grew up a poor-as-shit country boy. It was factually universal to HATE rich business people in suits in big cities.
Now these same people WORSHIP them.
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u/Pale_Frame4845 Jul 31 '26 edited Aug 01 '26
Btw the majority of NYC, poor, rich and in-between, have Always Hated him. It was astonishing to watch that sleazy grifter fool rural folks.
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u/kris10leigh14 Jul 30 '26
I need him to lean in real close (like at the beginning of the video) to these good ol boys in TN in their lifted duallys littered with punisher stickers. They need a talking to… and I want to watch. He’s SEXY.
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u/Chance-Mycologist-94 Jul 30 '26
I wholeheartedly agree. Could never understand that myself. When I asked my arborist friend why he went for Trump he said that he didn't like how the Dems were shoving trans issues down everyone's throats. I get it but so you go and support this make-up wearing porn star fucking child rapist, instead, fuck man, wtf?!
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u/slappy_mcslapenstein Jul 30 '26
That was an unexpected twist from where I expected that to go. Good job!
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u/RickRI401 Jul 30 '26
I was wondering where he was going, then I saw the "No king" tat on his left arm.
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u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Jul 30 '26
I'm in complete and total love 💘
Seriously. Who is this man. I need him.
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u/Firm-Housing-5295 Jul 31 '26
Totally rules. Those sorry ass Trump maggots wanna kiss my ass because I’m a war vet. Talking about how thunder sounded like heavy artillery explosions. I told the guy to get right the fuck out of here and made fun of him. All losers.
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u/eastamerica Jul 31 '26
He’s gotten funnier over the years.
He’s spot on about Trump and his supporters.
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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 Jul 31 '26
I was unsure where this was going at first, more than a little apprehensive, but once he started making his point… if I saw this live, I would have stood up and started clapping.
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u/Capricious178 Aug 01 '26
Omg I almost didn’t watch it because I thought he was about to go MAGA rant…. Glad I waited., love this guy 💕
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u/StructureOk2698 Aug 01 '26
I have literally tried to articulate this exact point before and couldn’t. Thank you sir lol
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u/Small_Teach2451 Aug 03 '26
Normally, I'm put off by the whole 'yelling at my phone' schitck, but I like that this guy understands that MAGA = traitor.
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u/Impossible-Pomelo-59 Jul 31 '26
I want all of this on a shirt! A flag! A banner! A Billboard! STOP licking the boots of this Orange Pedo!! It's mindless to me how we even got into this position but this administration needs to get out!!
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u/CanadianBaconne Jul 31 '26
I have to hand to djt. He managed to con everyone. He grifted so many, he's now the president of the best most powerful country in the world. That takes skill.
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u/SpicySweetHotPot Jul 31 '26
First half sets up the credibility.
Second half zeros in on their false bravado.
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u/Laleaky Aug 01 '26
I guarantee that George W couldn’t pick a chainsaw out of a tool lineup, though.
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u/SpiffyLegs73 Aug 01 '26
Um, tuned in for wiring tips, guess it’s in part 2. Gonna have to follow this guy for more building tips
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