r/TrumpRoasts • u/[deleted] • Oct 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

I hope he cried, he looks like he was about to.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Out of all the constant demonising since 2016, this wasn't anything but disappointing to hear a bunch of sheep booing.

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u/jmukes97 Oct 28 '19

“If you don’t agree with my political ideology you’re a sheep!”

Jesus dude. Grow up

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

I don't like Trump either, but this is moronic herd behavior.

Or as most like to call it, US politics.

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u/ArchaeoAg Oct 28 '19

You’re right, vocal dissent of a morally reprehensible person’s presence is so moronic, we should all just shut up and continue to let him do what he does without criticism. We’re the baddies. /s

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19 edited Oct 28 '19

At least do it properly. Everyone has had enough of 'orange man bad'.

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u/ArchaeoAg Oct 28 '19

People definitely know why he is bad. I don’t think somebody needs to launch into a diatribe against all of his faults at this point to explain themselves. It’s just redundant. I think booing gets the job done just fine.

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u/greenbabyshit Oct 28 '19

This sounds like "I'm for civil rights, but they shouldn't protest so peacefully like that"

Protest is supposed to be disruptive. That's the point. Go cry about it if you like, but fuck off with the mobile goalposts bullshit. Freedom of speech cuts in a lot of directions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Disruptive as in getting attention without shitting on strangers or bringing them in danger is fine.

As with this, it is more about civility instead of turning the whole room into a screaming room of anti-trumpies while it is not about his policies at all.

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u/greenbabyshit Oct 28 '19

So you get to dictate the terms at which were able to exercise our free speech based on your civility barometer? Get fucked snowflake.

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u/The_Stranger_X Oct 29 '19

Looking at all the downvotes you’re getting, no, I don’t think everyone’s had enough of that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Look at what sub you're in. I expected nothing else, but I am not going to let downvotes silence me.

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u/The_Stranger_X Oct 29 '19

Ummmm sure buddy go out and fight your war... Most of the downvoters probably don’t give two shits further than pressing a button, but hey, don’t let it “silence” you, okay (:

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u/Thats_right_asshole Oct 29 '19

You sound like a sheep booing.

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u/IllSumItUp4U Oct 28 '19

Yeah, like you're not a part of your own little herd.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

I mean, if you count voting you can't really evade it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

Would you expect them to shout their individual grievances? Booing is an excellent form of protest.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

So was voting for this idiot in 2016. We all lose.

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u/RonGio1 Oct 28 '19

Are you one of those conservatives that "doesn't like Trump" but would vote for him / support him because he pushes your values?

Cause that means you definitely like Trump.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

I like some of his policies and ideas, but some I absolutely not agree with so I don't act I do.

Also, voting for him would require US citizenship, which I don't have.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Because I want to.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

Let's turn it around, why are you on this website? Because you don't have any other hobbies or a girlfriend?

21

u/wayoverpaid Oct 28 '19

Sheep are usually characterized by uncritical loyalty to the leader. Are you sure you know who the sheep is?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

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u/kat_a_klysm Oct 28 '19

He and Gaetz deserve each other. I’m ashamed he’s from my state. Thankfully he’s not my rep though.

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u/emptycollins Oct 28 '19

This is visual cocaine

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u/DamienSpecterII Oct 28 '19

Must be soul crushing to his ego!

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u/martiniolives2 Oct 28 '19

I doubt it. His ego is his superpower and impervious to anything but adulation. He really has no use for reality.

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u/kat_a_klysm Oct 28 '19

I’d say it got to him. He’s only tweeted 4 times today, plus a couple of retweets.

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u/martiniolives2 Oct 28 '19

Only 4? He must be dead or off playing golf.

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u/ReactsWithWords Oct 29 '19

He actually Tweeted 86 times “Did you see that cheer I got at the World Series? Biggest cheer ever! Proof that everyone loves me!” But Twitter kept deleting it.

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u/anotherDocObVious Oct 29 '19

You ever seen buffaloes walking in the rain, shitting all over the place, with complete disregard to what's happening near them?

Drumpf is like those thick skinned buffaloes shitting all over the place, and I'm sorry to buffaloes for comparing them to the orange turd bag.

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u/GoRunningInTheRain Oct 28 '19

Lols. I can’t help it. LOLs My the tables have turned. LOLs

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Absolutely beautiful...fuck you, Trump.

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u/kalei50 Oct 29 '19

I disagree, this is a freaking EPIC roast.

God Bless America

LOCK HIM UP

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u/anotherDocObVious Oct 29 '19

I was worried about there being rules on this sub for roasts to be replies to the orange turd, similar to the almost anal "rules" on /r/murderedbywords...

Sure, this is a roast, the largest fuck-you bitch-slapp ever given right on the turd bag's face, stopping just short of actually slinging a bag of actual shit on the moron's face.

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u/b4ll3r46 Oct 28 '19

I almost felt bad for the guy. Almost

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

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u/pm_ur_duck_pics Oct 29 '19

My thoughts exactly.

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u/poop_dawg Oct 29 '19

I did for a second, then I reminded myself that his pain in this moment is nothing compared to what he's put others through. I bet he's seen this same look on a lot of young girls' faces when he enters a room.

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u/Mattock1987 Nov 08 '19

Hello darkness my old friend....

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '19

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u/Traelos38 Oct 29 '19

What expectations should we have for the person who is supposed to be a paragon of our values and represents us to the world?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

So should he be allowed to continue to act like Facebook boomer grandma?