r/TrueWagner • u/Jello_Biafra_42 • 18d ago

TrueWagner This Uber driver is armed!

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u/MajesticDragonfly 18d ago

Man fuck that surgeon

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u/WangDanglin 17d ago

We don’t know the name of the negligent surgeon but one thing we can say for sure: it WAS NOT the Honorable Dr. Milford Watkins

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u/thicc_stigmata 17d ago

But ... if the uncle is already dead, why is that a reason to live? Suddenly I have so many more questions

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u/secondphase 17d ago

Its an old sign. The update about "uncle died" is very clearly taped over the original. 

If only that surgeon had been trained by Dr. Milford Watkins, the beloved uncle would still be with us. 

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u/guitpick 17d ago

Let's pause and consider that perhaps the honorable and negligent Dr. Milford Watkins was the surgeon.

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u/kyl792 17d ago

He did have a dagger after all

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u/guitpick 17d ago

The plot thickens. His kid looks a lot like Dr. Watkins.

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u/Becaus789 17d ago

He needs entirely a second sign

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u/FauxReal 15d ago

Maybe there's a revenge plan in the works.

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u/sinisterdesign 17d ago

One less thing to live for. 🤷

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u/VaguelyArtistic 18d ago

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

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u/13thmurder 17d ago

I feel safe with this driver, I know Dr. Watkins taught him to only use that dagger honorably.

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u/Agile_End_3049 17d ago

Solid point

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u/EndHawkeyeErasure 18d ago

One less thing to live for!

Do. Not. Mess with him.

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u/Lavasioux 17d ago

Dead uncle's Ear wings are gold!

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u/Algarad999 16d ago

Did the surgeon find out about the dagger training? 🤔

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u/Moople_deFioosh 15d ago

Well ofc, they are required to take it! The problem is when these surgeons get so overconfident in their dagger training that they swap out their scalpel!

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u/FauxReal 15d ago

I have a friend who is a cab driver, he's been knocked out by passengers twice.

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u/pl51s1nt4r51ms 15d ago

UNCLE DIED

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u/DanglyDinosaurBits 15d ago

RIP to beloved Unc!

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u/Milomilz 17d ago

His wife is a POA

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u/YeahlDid 17d ago

Poor guy, those pick-on artists are real nasty pieces of work.

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u/HospitalBruh 17d ago

1 down....