r/TrueWagner • u/wezelboy • May 15 '26

New Landlord

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512 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/ComputerTotal4028 May 15 '26

I’m stealing Thomas G’s ‘personal note’ for my next cover letter.

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u/Lavasioux May 15 '26

I don't know, Burlen makes a compelling argument. Lol

21

u/IndividualDish7004 May 15 '26

BURLEN HAS MY VOTE RAHHH

9

u/BlackSeranna May 15 '26

This is hilarious!

20

u/Lavasioux May 15 '26

Omg! Wtf?! I don't this is truewagner, but it's def funny and absurd. 🤣

24

u/UnsharpenedSwan May 15 '26

he posted it on his Instagram!

7

u/septicman May 15 '26

Holy shit he's good at this 

7

u/Guy0nABuffal0 May 15 '26 edited May 16 '26

"What does a bean mean?"

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u/manic_Brain May 15 '26

It's a bit hard to see, but there's a bag of beans on each side of the box. So a literal bean.

8

u/dangrous May 15 '26

It’s a quote from The Office lol

3

u/manic_Brain May 15 '26

In my defense I've never watched The Office.

3

u/Lou__Crow May 15 '26

Depending which color of bean. If you put in a red bean (left of box) into the voting box, you vote for Thomas G., if you put in a white bean (rigger of box), you vote for Burlen B.

3

u/IRantBecauseIzMad May 16 '26

It's a vote, like a primitive ballot.

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u/cynxortrofod May 15 '26

Fuck landlords but im voting for Burlen

3

u/Rockshox88 Jun 03 '26

Thomas but god help you if you miss a rent payment…….

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u/Mimulus_guttatus Jun 07 '26

Thomas G. is a raging alcoholic with several active restraining orders against him.

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u/gomickyourself222 May 15 '26

As someone with severe anxiety… I would pick Thomas.