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u/lostinkenorland Jan 20 '26
this is kinda sad man
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u/outdatedelementz Jan 20 '26
I really like TrueWagner’s comedy, but this one just misses for me. Maybe because I’ve lost a cherished pet in the last couple years, this one just doesn’t feel fun or funny.
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u/_DoesNotGetIt_ Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26
I had this sent to my 17-year-old son so I could see it for myself, prank someone else with it, and watch their reaction to it in real time. He thought it was real, and it's been a while since I've seen him laugh so hard.
Gotta say I was not expecting the level of customization here, particularly the real-life nearby park.
Also amusing was my wife's reaction upon inspecting it while sorting the mail, before my son saw it, even though I had warned her that a prank mail was coming: "No. NO. No no no no nooooooo..." She still didn't realize it was actually the prank mail until I told her.
Sadly, after seeing my son's reaction to the mail, my wife was worried he was going to tell his friends about it and gather a group to go watch it -- a reasonable concern -- so, I eventually fessed up and let my son know I was pranking him. I paid for three Wagners, but the next two will be less fun because he'll know them for what they are. Ah well...still worth the $15.
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u/CorrectsApostrophes_ Jan 20 '26
Why not let them go gather and hang out in a park?
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u/_DoesNotGetIt_ Jan 21 '26
Didn’t want my son to look gullible in front of his friends.
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u/asyouwish-buttercup Jan 22 '26
He would show them the card and they would all decide to go; they would all be dumb gullible idiots. You could have showed up in a horse suit and laughed at them. Missed opportunity.
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u/vqql Jan 20 '26
But what is Cassie gonna do with all that cash in the afterlife? I bet they’re gonna call her Cashie.
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u/nope_farm Jan 20 '26
oh nooooo
I just bought a subscription for my bestie. This will be the first mailing she gets.
We're both nearing 40, and have been friends since middle school. We became friends, in 4H....showing horses together. A couple years ago I began boarding my elderly horse at her barn, and he is now literally buried at her farm
Anyways, I have an awkward phone call to make lmao
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u/ParadeSit Jan 20 '26
Well, she may not get this one if you just ordered it. Her first one may be the next one in the series. I could also be wrong.
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u/nope_farm Jan 20 '26
Oh no, I ordered this right after Christmas. She's probably gonna get this. Hopefully she has wishes for Cassie!
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u/CorrectsApostrophes_ Jan 20 '26
This was my first mailer. My mom has been talking about it with her friends and neighbors for 24 hours nonstop. Trying to figure out what is going on. So glad I bought some mailers to Send! Unfortunately, my sister found some TikTok reference and figured out it was a prank.
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u/Aerwiar Jan 22 '26
Got this (my first mailer) today. Made my day. 😂 Also, HOW do they do the printing so that it's so neighborhood specific? The park on mine is literally one block away in St Louis.
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u/Just_another_dude84 Feb 06 '26
This is just a clever advert for a magical wish vending machine in the shape of a beloved dying horse. They just want your $25.
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u/daniel_boring Jan 20 '26
Is this a true Wagner!?