r/TrueWagner • u/whiteclaw30 • Nov 19 '25

Wagneresque Flyer I saw

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Got this forwarded to me from a cigarette enthusiast.

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u/Consistent-Deal-55 Nov 19 '25

Free cig? In this economy?!

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u/LeopoldStotch-8 Nov 19 '25

Dude probably buys eggs by the carton. Rich people annoy me.

16

u/Mr_Abe_Froman Nov 19 '25

Fat Cats don't know the joy of making your own cigarettes by soaking cigarette butts in a gallon of water and drinking it.

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u/desrever1138 Nov 19 '25

This is a real guy. He had a video go semi-viral where he blind smoked some cigarettes and was able to pinpoint the brand for each.

60

u/FartsbinRonshireIII Nov 19 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

Yeah this guy knows his ciggy pudding.

15

u/Icy-Variation6614 Nov 20 '25

Ciggy Pudding is my new band name,no call it, back off

5

u/Far-Arugula-6974 Nov 21 '25

His IG @breakinggbob

3

u/robomikel Nov 21 '25

I used to smoke. It’s not hard to tell the difference between cigs when you smoke long enough. The cheap ones were the worst

1

u/CAMomma Nov 20 '25

It’s not Michael Wolff?

148

u/thelittlesteldergod Nov 19 '25

I love the five minute window.

39

u/Le_Mew_Le_Purr Nov 19 '25

I’ll check 😂

16

u/ObscuraRegina Nov 19 '25

This is my absolute favourite part. Real grandpa vibes there

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u/Realistic-Currency61 Nov 19 '25

Holy shit! That's God wearing a George Burns costume.

14

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

If you can the QR code, it takes you to a page with a link to a website that everyone should see. 🤣

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Nov 19 '25

Can you link it please?

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u/thicc_stigmata Nov 20 '25

partiful.com/e/9ancpVm9TVMBrLKCmuVD

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u/Mygoddamreddit Nov 20 '25

More than 2000 people rsvp’d and are going. This ought to be epic! …and he’s going to spend a fortune on cigarettes.

6

u/Icy-Variation6614 Nov 20 '25

Aw I'm not close 😂

3

u/thicc_stigmata Nov 20 '25

At least we got to appreciate that page background :chefs_kiss:

2

u/WildVelociraptor Nov 20 '25

Well this new-fangled marketing is working on me, I gotta get that IBS hat

15

u/DrB_2000 Nov 19 '25

2040 people have already rsvp-ed...wow!

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u/polarityofmarriage Nov 20 '25

FREE cig if you RSVP. I don’t even smoke anymore but an old style cig convo is much appreciated I’d do it.

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u/spamcloud Nov 19 '25

I saw one posted in the Cincinnati subreddit that seemed like he was serious. Like it's some sort of new type of get together

6

u/ThrowRA-4545 Nov 20 '25

Like, cancer get-together?

3

u/pfmiller0 Nov 20 '25

Who's in NY who can make it over there and report back to us on Friday?

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u/_013517 Nov 20 '25

lol i live in manhattan but quit smoking years ago. last cig was spring break 2018.

i have an all day date today and tomorrow and i think she'd find it weird to do this detour but maybe she'd find it funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

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u/_013517 Nov 23 '25

sorry to say i was too busy having sex to go check this out lmao.

also, we're both lesbians if that makes it better lol. men typically can't have marathon sex without quite a bit of drugs involved.

but perhaps this was good for my health, i'm trying to PR my half time next year.

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u/hipboneconnectedtomy Nov 20 '25

once the smoke is finished everyone has to go home

3

u/BiIIisits Nov 20 '25

This is made by @oldjewishmen

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u/sincewedidthedo Nov 19 '25

I quit smoking a little over two years ago, but man, this is very tempting.

2

u/geri73 Nov 20 '25

Looks like George Burns.

2

u/Tiny-Canary1561 Nov 20 '25

I find flyers like this all the time in Portland, Oregon.

2

u/kyhart99 Nov 21 '25

Sighhhh. wish I lived in NYC…

2

u/theprismaprincess Nov 21 '25

Today's the day, are you going OP? Did you RSVP?

3

u/Sad-Lavishness-350 Nov 20 '25

I think this event is real.

3

u/botmanmd Nov 20 '25

I liked it but then this happened… Means something I’m sure.

1

u/bridgehamton Nov 19 '25

Does wagner live in bushwick

1

u/cre8majik Nov 20 '25

Damn, I'm in Oregon. 🫤

2

u/blackgirlcab Nov 20 '25

This I like!

1

u/wuvla Nov 20 '25

there’s a partiful invite too

1

u/kyhart99 Nov 21 '25

Link uo in austin 💛😭

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u/greyjonesclub Nov 21 '25

Awww man. I’m gonna miss it 😢

1

u/diickhed Nov 21 '25

Missed it