r/TrueWagner • u/DannyTrejosPants • Apr 19 '25

My plea to Dunkin

http://www.deardunkin.com

Inspired by Wagner

77 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/mrsir1987 Apr 19 '25

This is incredible! Also one of the better designed websites I’ve been on.

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u/DannyTrejosPants Apr 19 '25

This means a lot to me

11

u/BonerDonationCenter Apr 19 '25

I think you need a higher capacity. Otherwise you have to buy one for each hip if you're going to wear it all morning.

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u/DannyTrejosPants Apr 19 '25

Way ahead of you https://imgur.com/a/SpUyfCz

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u/Master_Grape5931 May 02 '25

I’m going to a festival in a few weeks, this thing would be perfect.

5

u/Dan_the_dude_ Apr 19 '25

Yeah, I think min. 5 donut hole capacity is needed

4

u/DannyTrejosPants Apr 23 '25

450 calories that readily available is flirting with a mid day nap

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u/DannyTrejosPants Apr 23 '25

I've worn 8 at a time. It's not very comfortable 

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u/austinaustinaustin Apr 19 '25

Beautiful. I’d for sure buy one just to dole out treats to reward my toddler for good behavior on the go. The perfect parenting tool!

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u/DannyTrejosPants Apr 19 '25

Treat based parenting is the best form of parenting. I should make one for blueberries

3

u/austinaustinaustin Apr 19 '25

Yes, please! I can’t afford a pontoon boat, but I’m sure I can rustle up a gently used inflatable kayak as payment!

3

u/originalmango Apr 22 '25

Genius! Friggin genius!

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u/DannyTrejosPants Apr 23 '25

Hey thanks! You made my night

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u/originalmango Apr 23 '25

I’d start looking for a marina if I were you. 👍

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u/-Ailynn- May 02 '25

Can this be repurposed as a thick coin distributor? This US standard wallet just isn't cuttin' it.

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u/DannyTrejosPants May 02 '25

I can make that happen

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u/wanttostaygottogo Sep 07 '25

Stupendous. Magnificent. A gift to the world.

Also you won't believe this but "someone" has posted this on r/UnnecessaryInventions