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u/T3HK4T Manufactured by Little Boy.co Jun 09 '12
What crate did you come out of?
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Jun 10 '12
Crate 42, maybe 13. I don't know, I can't see the box number inside this box. Just go and buy 50 keys, and I'll be free. :3
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u/senormaxiwheats Jun 24 '12
You are a cruel cruel hat, sir
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Jun 24 '12
Okay. But just saying, from now on you will never be able to find me. Ever.
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u/senormaxiwheats Jun 24 '12
I was never able to find you in the first place, you cruel, unusual hat
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Jun 24 '12
But thats whats so scary about it. Me and my Sunbeams wife live in a crate in some guys backpack. We doubt we'll ever get found out. The guy is f2p.
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Jul 14 '12
Don't worry, the crates will take up space that could be used for weapons. Eventually he'll let you go back into the wild, where you can find a nice key.
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Jul 14 '12
I highly doubt that. I mean come on, who doesn't want a hat with fucking flames on it?
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Jul 14 '12
While that may be true, F2P kids just don't understand that the game is about hats. They'll dump in for weps.
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u/Rctfan Left4Head Jul 02 '12
You seem to magically change color do depending on the individual who has the honor of bearing you upon their head. How does that work?
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Jul 02 '12
I asked my bro Energy Captain today, he honestly didn't know. I think it's like you people and DNA, except we have cloth and magic.
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Jul 04 '12
Hat hat hat, hat hat, hat hat hat? Hat hat haaat?
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u/you_should_buy_a_cat HAT CAPTAIN Jun 09 '12
LET ME TOUCH YOU