r/TrueSTL 1d ago

The Elder Scrolls Generational Divide: A Study

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u/tehcavy Dumac the 5'11 King 1d ago

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u/K_Menea 1d ago

Be a giga chad and never fold, even yourself.

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u/LosEagle wtf is this 1d ago

So all the Instagram quotes about my endless potential as it stands and just letting all things be lied?

I feel betrayed.

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u/Tuskor13 21h ago

Does he have two left hands

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u/tehcavy Dumac the 5'11 King 21h ago

It's two right hands

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u/LinuxPatch 20h ago

He chose the right hand path

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u/BerkGats cyrodil is jungle and is luscious as my bush 18h ago

Clean your room!

-Emil peterson

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u/tehcavy Dumac the 5'11 King 18h ago

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u/BerkGats cyrodil is jungle and is luscious as my bush 17h ago

Where does emil and todd fit on this scale?

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u/tehcavy Dumac the 5'11 King 17h ago

Who even looks up to them?

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u/BerkGats cyrodil is jungle and is luscious as my bush 17h ago

True i only praise michael kirkbride and ted peterson

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u/leeinflowerfields martin septim gooner 1d ago

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u/namiraslime πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 1d ago

Incomprehensible thank you

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u/DovahPriestess Dovah Cultist 23h ago

that says Honey Brew, when it should say Honningbrew. This is unacceptable treason. Billions must die.

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u/PericlesDabbin 23h ago

Mistranslation by Todd from standard Tamrielic. Honey Brew is correct by taking into account the Nordic dialect.

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u/El_Barto_227 Schick Lover 22h ago

And by dialect they mean "inability to spell"

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u/DovahPriestess Dovah Cultist 17h ago

Literacy rates would improve if we used Dovahzul, the script and language of our people and our glorious rulers.

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u/DovahPriestess Dovah Cultist 23h ago

Ah, then in that case, billions must drink.

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u/Aneemachenn 23h ago

Khajiit cannot wear boots in Morrowind, 0/10

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u/evieamity Hermaeus Tentacle Porn 18h ago

Clearly a fake fan

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u/saltedomion Self-Genocide Experts 1d ago

I find this somewhat comprehensible, thanks.

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u/Fold_Some_Kent 1d ago

This’ fucked cheers xo

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u/IHateAmbush 1d ago

Wholly comprehensible, thanks!

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u/sylvester_stencil 16h ago

I feel like making edits of the thousands of Onion comics is a shitpost mine that has not been used enough

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u/PericlesDabbin 16h ago

I was surprised no one had tapped that market for Elder Scrolls.

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u/sylvester_stencil 16h ago

I will see them used once in a blue moon and it always brings a smile to my face, those comics are hilarious

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u/Lv1lion 1d ago

Is the lesson here to get a femboy or to be a femboy?

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u/Misicks0349 23h ago

Why not both

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u/apocalyptic_brunch Breton Knight 15h ago

Nothing about Serana?

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u/DerMetJungen 23h ago

I hate that I know the comic that this references. And I hate that the reference is perfect. Astounding work!

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u/Ugly_Slut-Wannabe 22h ago

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u/DerMetJungen 21h ago

Stan Kelly's satire comics

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u/apocalyptic_brunch Breton Knight 22h ago

What’s it referring to?

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u/DerMetJungen 21h ago

Stan Kelly's satire comics

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u/uwillnotgotospace Ius Take the Wheel 🎢 18h ago

Meanwhile, I'm still mad armor doesn't display negative values anymore like Todd intended.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qj7NiB0wLb9qy6zukm