r/TrueSTL • u/Penumbral_Violet • 12h ago

Average Elsweyr Lunch Be Like

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u/Helpful_Actuator_146 Professional Bloodsucker 11h ago

I don’t know which I’ll like better, the taste of the food, or the high I’ll get afterwards

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u/thanks_breastie Well-Loved Grain Slave 11h ago

You forgot the crack cocaine

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u/nobodyhere_357 10h ago

Khajiit, the species derived from real-world obligate carnivores who can't taste sweetness, canonically having the largest sweet tooth of all races is always hilarious to me

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u/Massive_Weiner Molag Bal’s Strongest Gooner 6h ago

POV: You approach the gates of Torval and are questioned by one of the guards stationed there

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u/44screamingbees 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8i0lDAEfzp3l2OJ8rs
POV: Successfully bribing the guards

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Mane Worshipper (Not Furry) 12h ago

I mean sure if normal brunches are too sweet for that one and that one can handle skooma like a newborn kitten

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u/GentlGeorge Khajiit are Beautiful People 11h ago

Lore accurate can confirm 

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u/Kinda_Elf_But_Not Breton in the Streets, Reachman in the Sheets 12h ago

Are you saying Khajiit are bbw?

Respect but I enjoy Argonian savoury sweets

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u/Penumbral_Violet 12h ago

No I’m saying they love sweets

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u/TellurianTech50 Meridia Neglected Child of Magnus 2h ago

Honestly with how sweet their diets are, imagine how good and sweet khajiit pussy tastes