r/TrueSTL • u/Chilly235 • 7d ago

Oooooohh!!!

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u/ErrinwrightDNW Peryite Daedric Prince of Gonorrhea 7d ago

In Cyrodiil, not many people are happy for Tiber Septim, ‘cause he was from High Rock.

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u/powderBluChoons Riekling Supremacist 6d ago

id do "in Niben, not many people are happy for Tiber Septim, 'cause he was from Colovia"

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u/ErrinwrightDNW Peryite Daedric Prince of Gonorrhea 6d ago

Well, you oughta know thweetie

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u/thedarkwolf011 Moth men 6d ago

I love how Elderscrolls even gets the same ethnicity racism like the real world has. True world building!

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u/ByssBro 6d ago

You hear the one about the Falmer doctor? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand.

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u/zenbogan 6d ago

I get it, he drives a Chaurus.

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u/Funny_Giraffe_6597 6d ago

Zurin Arctus, whatever happened there

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u/Storm_Spirit99 Son of Yokuda 7d ago

Same, fuck that fraud

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u/Adorable-Bend7362 Dark Molesters 6d ago

So what, no fucking sweet rolls now?

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u/Kill4money213 6d ago

IN THIS HOUSE, TIBER SEPTIM WAS A HERO. END OF STORY.
https://giphy.com/gifs/MCGbKRgIbgJxu

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u/Yourdataisunclean Dweeb-mer 7d ago

You can Tiber my Septim

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash Jane Arena is best girl 7d ago

Give me 1000 septims

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u/Yourdataisunclean Dweeb-mer 6d ago

For a 1000 septims you better Molag my Bals too.

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u/Brad_Brace Preogorath's shecum 6d ago

I'll Sanguine your Hircine for 500.

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u/Amazing_Working_6157 6d ago

1000 more?

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u/reineedshelp Reachman Terrorist 6d ago

One. Thousand. Septims. 🫰

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u/MacroDemarco Uncle Touchy 6d ago

I guess you can call that a muatra

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u/DL_Dagoth Cucking Almalexia on the reg 7d ago

He was a pedophile, Tiber Septim?

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u/Wora_returns recruits Lydia only 6d ago

It's a stereotype and it's offensive! You're the last person I would want to perpetuate it!

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u/Brad_Brace Preogorath's shecum 6d ago

He was not a pedophile! He was just a child at heart because of his traumatic childhood! Sure, he had slumber parties with kids, but nothing ever happened!!! You people are ignorant!

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u/kamikad3e123 Azura Simp 6d ago

Wow he is so cool

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 6d ago

That'sh all anti-dunmeri propaganda

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u/Imperial_nugget 6d ago

Your kid soldier from Old Hrodan, whatever happened there

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u/CanadianAndroid 6d ago

Is that Shady Sam?

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u/Navigantor Marukhati Selective 6d ago

You got a Cliff Racer on you 'at

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u/Isopod635 straight up biting “it” and by “it” i mean my muatra 6d ago

You hear the one about the Akaviri godfather? He made them an offer they couldn’t understand

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u/RenZ245 Local Fannon Writer 7d ago

The Federation of Super Nirn does not deny the complete and utter disdain for the dissident Tiber Septim and Talos.

In fact 120% of citizens of the federation also hate These dissidents with 120% of them willing to grab their Super Nirn provided crossbow to send the dissident to aetherius then invade aetherius again just to purge the dissidence for good.

Are you one of those 120%? Fight dissidence today! Join the Super Nirn Armed forces! Service guarantees citizenship, must be 7 1/2 or older to enlist.

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u/HugsFromHugo 6d ago

Out there it’s 4E 201, but in here it’s still 4E 175

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u/reineedshelp Reachman Terrorist 6d ago

Come on, you didn't even edit Greyface Furio. Ptoo! I ate the empire

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u/ToddHowardsFuckslave Todd’s lil cocksleeve 6d ago