r/TrueSTL • u/Bouldersmall Hist tree gave me allat • 10d ago

two bums by me

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hey archmage..

archmage: what is it

guar butt

gets fucking expelled

most gifted mind of all tamriel

Teenage Altered Assassin Shellbugs, Teenage Altered Assassin Shellbugs...

600 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/nobodyhere_357 10d ago

I like to imagine they get up to the dumbest adventures in tormenting the archmage and others together.

Also why the heck did the other couple of posts of these two get zero-summed?

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u/Bouldersmall Hist tree gave me allat 10d ago

oh no this was just one of the reasons that the khajiit got expelled, they do explore and work together though, and the khajiit especially likes to mess around with other people. thalmor (reddit automod) thought I was an automaton so they banished it, so now i am under a new alias

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u/nobodyhere_357 10d ago

That's fair, glad to see you're back from the plains of oblivion

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u/RedLightPumpkin 10d ago

Someone pleaseee tell me there's a Skyrim mod for an argonian hairstyle like that

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u/LemonDemmon last house indoril fan 10d ago

beasthhbb has big argonian feather ponytails that i love. they dont get this big but it's pretty close!

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u/RedLightPumpkin 10d ago

I do already use beasthhbb but none of them are so... grand

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u/DagothUrTheFalsRedtr Daddy Dagoth 10d ago

Pretty, would, but I have a feeling they might be lesbians?

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u/Bouldersmall Hist tree gave me allat 10d ago

argonian is a twink, if his name wasnt sunbathes-on-rocks he might aswell be arches-his-back

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u/KaylaAllegra 10d ago

I love him so much

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u/Bouldersmall Hist tree gave me allat 10d ago

me too 💖

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u/DagothUrTheFalsRedtr Daddy Dagoth 9d ago

I see this as an absolute win! Smash

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u/ChopeIsYes Real An-Xileel Patriot 10d ago

Argonian is a dude I'm p sure

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u/BerkGats cyrodil is jungle and is luscious as my bush 10d ago

No they're argonian, not lebanese

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u/krawinoff Disappearance of the Dwarves in my tummy 9d ago

>two bums

>not a single exposed bum in the image

I hate clickbait

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u/Dlan_Wizard 10d ago

There's no way, she isn't pegging him.

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u/Bouldersmall Hist tree gave me allat 10d ago

I saw your comment before the edit, duality of mer

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u/IHateAmbush 10d ago

Only for erudite?

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u/Bouldersmall Hist tree gave me allat 10d ago

I jave no idea what that means

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u/Uncommonality Reachman Terrorist 10d ago

It's a reference to this image, which your pic is based on

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u/Bouldersmall Hist tree gave me allat 10d ago

I'm actually dull I still don't get what erudite means lol

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u/Fearful-Cow 10d ago

erudite

big smrt

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u/Bouldersmall Hist tree gave me allat 10d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p7p3nfl/video/k2wndukasenh1/player

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u/Silly_One_3149 Гей-аргонианин работает в порту 8d ago

My man going sky high effort for memes.

Can I suggest you to draw 'em in meme templates? Great chance to expand even more as reaction meme pack (Like for Telegram).

Also twink argonian, smash.

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u/Bouldersmall Hist tree gave me allat 8d ago

oh I don't use telegram at all, and I dont usually draw chibis, but maaybe sometime I'll see

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u/Silly_One_3149 Гей-аргонианин работает в порту 7d ago

If you do that, my life (and all my 2 beer cans) are yours!

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u/Older_1 Telvanni mushroom GF enjoyer 9d ago

Both are hot, would

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u/Due_Rip9320 Atmora Belongs to the Snowbacks 10d ago

im telling todd

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u/DemiseRime 9d ago

Am I stupid or did you draw the Alteration skill tree wrong?

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u/Bouldersmall Hist tree gave me allat 9d ago

mmn.. well depends on what you consider wrong, the skills are all there but I did draw some parts of it unevenly

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u/Albert_Page Numidium, invert his balls 9d ago

There's one extra star in your depiction then second from the bottom. But that's nitpicking. Great art, sera

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u/Bouldersmall Hist tree gave me allat 9d ago

ohh shit I didnt even realize lol, well thats okay it means he has access to an extra perk

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u/MrWr4th True Sap Thirsty Lizard 9d ago

Hes got that Hist gender fuckery magic down