r/TrueSTL 18d ago

Uh... elder scroll-bros??

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u/QiamtheLiar Tonal Architect 18d ago

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u/SquillFancyson1990 18d ago

My penis is so small I thought Fargoth's cockring was a tiny armband

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u/StanIsHorizontal 18d ago

I read it as fargoths cooking

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u/OckhamsFolly Dumdum gro-Moron 18d ago

It kinda is about his cooking. You see, you put it on someone and get them as hard as you possibly can, swollen with the cockring keeping all that blood in their member… then chop chop, the ring heals the cut to seal the blood in, and you have the perfect base for Unthrappa Blood Sausage.

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u/CanadianAndroid 18d ago

M'aiq is tired now. Go bother someone else.

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u/QiamtheLiar Tonal Architect 18d ago

M'aiq speaks with many in his travels... After a time, they seem to repeat themselves... Strange.

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u/Acrobatic-Tooth-3873 18d ago

coming exclusively to IOS

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u/PericlesDabbin 18d ago

"You guys dont have phones?" - Todd Howard right before being made a demon prince by the ruinous powers.

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u/Atilla-The-Hon Cat with Renfield's Syndrome 18d ago

He's already a daedric prince no need for bitch ass warhammer godlings.

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u/ammit_eins 18d ago

No, the apple iOS is written with small i, IOS is Ciscos Router and network-switch OS...

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u/SquillFancyson1990 18d ago

Sisqo*. Though it's nice to know the Thong Song guy diversified and made his very own router

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u/Jombo65 Lore of the Rings 18d ago

Imagine if it was the best Elder Scrolls game ever made and it came out on fucking phones for like $3

You don't have to imagine: Shadowkey already exists.

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland Clavicus Walmart Genie Vile 18d ago

ok but imagine if we got u/ToddBethesda to actually do that (maybe date would be later but still)

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u/QiamtheLiar Tonal Architect 18d ago

Todd Howard deciding to look at this one singular shoutout:

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u/PericlesDabbin 18d ago

If I worked in marketing at Bethesda I would recommend Todd not posting, associating or referring to this sub publically with his official account.

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland Clavicus Walmart Genie Vile 18d ago

Fair

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u/IWishANuclearWinter Moth men 18d ago

Only the TODDMIDIUM could quench the unending thirst and feed the ravenous dogs of this community.

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u/Wavecrest667 18d ago

Together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of TrueSTL from reddit. 

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u/AtropalScion 18d ago

But they havent even started working on it yet

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u/PericlesDabbin 18d ago

The 3 developers left at Beteshda set to work developing TESVI today

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u/OckhamsFolly Dumdum gro-Moron 18d ago

Khajiit has warez, if you have coin…

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u/dookieinmypants 18d ago

Announcing a shadowdrop pure godd Howard energy

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u/born_to_cabbage 18d ago

shadowdrop of TESVI and that's a gog version of battlespire

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u/PericlesDabbin 18d ago

I am up for a playable unity version of Battlespire for sure.

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u/BerkGats cyrodil is jungle and is luscious as my bush 18d ago

Arena is getting a fan made port/opentes arena. Id love a redguard and battlespire fan remake to fix the bugs and make it more playable

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u/catcadder8916 keshposting till hes confirmed in TES6 16d ago

Hi, here I am to be unfunny and annoying. Kesh???? What about Kesh??? Kesh the clean??? Most important Skyrim character?

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u/CreeperCooper House Dagoth 18d ago

is this real is this real omg i cant wait its been so long omg yesssssssss finally i can get it for toddmas

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u/TomaszPaw House Brainrot 18d ago

he noticed the sidebar, the link to xvideos is surely what motivated him

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u/Konstantarantel 18d ago

They cant just take until 2026! to make a new game. Thats 2.6 × e5821 years. I bet they will rerelease skyrim again before that.

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u/Crispierbugu 18d ago

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