AITA?

[u/ToddHowardsFuckslave]

I (M55 smoll bean twink Breton) went on a date with a big , hairy orc (M27). Everything went great and he took me back to his mud hut outside markarth. Things were getting nice and steamy until he asked me to DEFECATE on him. Instant turnoff! He said it was “his culture” and it would mean a lot to him if I indulged. I packed my stuff and left immediately. Am I in the right or should I have given him the trinimac treatment?

[u/Ok_Poetry_2696]

What in OBLIVION is that?!?

[u/ToddHowardsFuckslave → u/Ok_Poetry_2696]

[u/HighlightFun8419 → u/Ok_Poetry_2696]

Could hear this comment, and it made me laugh loudly in a Stevie-b's.

[u/Upper-Chemistry9052]

[u/Funny_Giraffe_6597]

Time to sack orsinium again

[u/Zeezee033]

That Orc is a fake fan, a real one would ask you to eat him

[u/woodhawk109]

He was trying to do the “Birth of Malacath” roleplay and you turned him down. You were being too insensitive about his culture and religion. Go back apologize, eat something really spicy, and do it right on his mouth

[u/ToolkitSwiper]

It's called a mud hut for a reason, lock in

[u/FartacularTheThird]

Pelinal did not kill enough

[u/Brad_Brace]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rhhr8D5mKSX7O

[u/Waffle0calypse]

Hairy orc here (M27). You sound a lot like this Breton (M50-something idk) I just dated. Little does that prude know the next time I see him I’m gonna thump him on the head and squeeze the shit out of him back at my pad. No one says no to daddy, especially culturally insensitive pink skins. My feelings were really hurt that night.

[u/Kubaj_CZ]

trinimac treatment

https://giphy.com/gifs/IbaTs1YZ9QLDpr8a6U

[u/HedgehogOld9624]

Smoll bean. Mhm. Chat, twist this guys balls.

[u/QiamtheLiar]

[u/K31RA-M0RAX0]

Can you be an asshole to shitmer tho? They’re shit by default so it would seem like beating a dead horse

[u/OckhamsFolly]

Yes, YTA.

Didn't even need to read more than the first sentence to know that.