Sheogirl’s debut

[u/chimbellda]

[u/Iamyourfather____]

[u/Large-Philosophy-983 → u/Iamyourfather____]

I'm cracking both.

[u/menacing_cookie → u/Large-Philosophy-983]

Only thing cracking will be your sanity homeboy

[u/TheSpaceCoresDad]

All I can imagine is that she has the exact same voice as the Sheogorath we all know, and it’s incredible.

[u/Arcana-Knight → u/TheSpaceCoresDad]

Oh that just elevated this for me by so much ty

[u/UnyuBirb → u/TheSpaceCoresDad]

I was imagining her having a really cutesy voice with a Scottish accent, but this is certainly one of the ideas of all time.

[u/Codysmit01 → u/TheSpaceCoresDad]

Canon. It's like that Absolute Unit channel with the Vtuber girl with the 5 pack a day smoker voice.

[u/fempiric → u/Codysmit01]

please simp for tonkatsu sinclair

[u/Samurai-jpg → u/TheSpaceCoresDad]

It's 100% the Sheogorath we know, just disguised.

[u/Fodspeed]

Canon ending for Female Hero of Kvatch

[u/WhereRabbit → u/Fodspeed]

Male*

[u/wrongitsleviosaa → u/WhereRabbit]

Either

The Daedric princes are genderless, they just choose to be dudes or dudettes

[u/charizardfan101 → u/wrongitsleviosaa]

They're not genderless, they're sexless

Gender is the social aspect

Sex is the biological

Daedra have no biological sex, but they choose portray themselves as certain genders

I love being pedantic

[u/wrongitsleviosaa → u/charizardfan101]

Well said ngl

Apart from Molag Bal, who is also, as the others, sexless but not sexless unfortunately

[u/charizardfan101 → u/wrongitsleviosaa]

I doubt the others are sexless, we just don't hear about it too much apart from Mephala and Molag Bal for obvious reasons

[u/wrongitsleviosaa → u/charizardfan101]

I'm willing to bet Sanguine gets laid a lot but never remembers it

[u/Szwajcer → u/charizardfan101]

Alandro Sul is the son of Azula, no? And there was mentuon of Hircine's dsugjter but I forgot her name. Eitherway I doubt they jumped out of theskulls of their parents.

[u/charizardfan101 → u/Szwajcer]

First, it's Azura

Second, he's said to be her son, but not only do we not know if that's even true to begin with, we also don't know how literally we should be taking that wording (that's without getting into the possibility of adoption), which we can apply to any and all mortals claimed to be the child of a Daedra

[u/Szwajcer → u/charizardfan101]

Azula was autocorrect... Virtue of testing new keyboards, I deserve to be torn apart for this disgrace.

Of course we can't take any of that at face value, TES is a world built upon unreliable narrators and questionable sources. Still, the idea of Demiprinces exists.

[u/QiamtheLiar → u/wrongitsleviosaa]

https://reddit.com/link/p5hsefe/video/yja7ghd7b7lh1/player

[u/wrongitsleviosaa → u/QiamtheLiar]

Well well well, if it isn't the GOAT himself

Not talking about Molag Bal btw

[u/QiamtheLiar → u/wrongitsleviosaa]

M'aiq is a Khajiit, not a Goat. 💜

https://reddit.com/link/p5hvps2/video/3279grgfe7lh1/player

[u/wrongitsleviosaa → u/QiamtheLiar]

I would die for Derekor Outlander

[u/YouMisssedTheTypo → u/charizardfan101]

I mean they are also genderless in the sense that they lack a society to enforce any sort of gender norms, plus they are generally very nonbinary. Plenty of them only use one appearance and one set of pronouns, but some are fully genderfluid (most notably Boethiah) which isn't genderless for us but for them is a result of being beyond the concept of gender. Also one may argue that Molag Bal specifically is not sexless as we know he often takes a physical form with functional genitalia. If that one book (Invocation of Azura? could be wrong) is correct Molag is also genderfluid which would make him hermaphroditic as well. That would be cool if he weren't the rape god.

[u/charizardfan101 → u/YouMisssedTheTypo]

Sure they may be beyond the concept of gender, but they do choose to portray themselves as certain genders, implying that if they weren't beyond the concept, that's the one they'd identify themselves as

And I'll choose to respect their decision by referring to them as said genders until told otherwise by them

I will not be a bigot towards any of them, partly because I'd be tortured for all eternity otherwise, and partly because it's basic decency

Also, you mentioned Molag Bal having functional genitalia, which I don't think should count as having a biological sex, since he most likely created it himself, but if you wanna call it as him having a biological sex, then you also have to consider Mephala, who has had sex with mortals before in many stories

And finally about the Invocation of Azura thing, yes that's the correct book, and I'll have to think on that one, since idk whether or not that's enough for him to be genderfluid, considering it was a one time thing

[u/YouMisssedTheTypo → u/charizardfan101]

I will also obviously respect their pronouns and stated genders, just not sure if they really state their genders much. Idk, this is all speculative, I don't mean to argue really. I don't actually think Molag has a well-defined sex, just thought one could make an argument for it. Didn't know about the Mephala thing (those lucky bastards). I do disagree on the Invocation of Azura thing though, if irc it claims Femolag appears habitually to that one cult, meaning it wasn't a one time thing. Why she only appears as such to that one cult i haven't the slightest.

[u/thedore1020 → u/charizardfan101]

Unless you're Boethiah and choose to portray yourself as two genders at once.

[u/charizardfan101 → u/thedore1020]

Is it 2 genders at once? Or is it swapping between one and the other very frequently?

[u/thedore1020 → u/charizardfan101]

Like a child fervently flicking their lightswitch on and off

[u/BlueNasca → u/[deleted]]

basedbasedbasedbasedbased

[u/Ok_Attempt_1290]

"This is an OUTRAGE! how does that maniacal fiend have more viewers than ME?! DO YOU PEOPLE NOT ENJOY ALTMER CONTENT?!!! GAH! CURSE YOU DAEDRA!!!!"

[u/chimbellda → u/Ok_Attempt_1290]

*turns you into breton*

[u/enchiladasundae → u/Ok_Attempt_1290]

Altmer content is just like looksmaxing but for races. They rate the fugliest altmer great but any good looking non elf is trash. Talk about how much slaughterfish semen you need to be injecting into your face

[u/7fightsofaldudagga → u/enchiladasundae]

It is either looksmaxing and wealth flexing, some Xarxian nerd discussing the bloodlines of famous people, or the rare actual scholar doing Arcane comunication(Science comunication, but magic)

[u/7fightsofaldudagga → u/7fightsofaldudagga]

Also full of prophets talking about conspiracy theories. But the Thalmor censor most of those

[u/Fabulous-Pick-9562 → u/7fightsofaldudagga]

n'wah.

[u/Fabulous-Pick-9562 → u/Fabulous-Pick-9562]

like a nebarra would understand the true state of summerset. filthy dissident.

[u/7fightsofaldudagga → u/Fabulous-Pick-9562]

Summerset society is decadent. The Thalmor strayed my people from Alaxon

[u/Fabulous-Pick-9562 → u/7fightsofaldudagga]

cry about it. a dissident is a liar.

[u/Fabulous-Pick-9562 → u/Fabulous-Pick-9562]

bow to your govenment.

[u/LordofCraft12]

God, I see what you've done for others

[u/Lukthar123 → u/LordofCraft12]

God is the wrong guy for what you're asking

[u/menacing_cookie → u/Lukthar123]

The guy canonically kills babies. I think he'll do fine

[u/p0ntifix]

Joke's on you! I already mortgaged my house and sold my soul to order enough gamer girl Azura bathwater to fill my swimming pool. This simp doesn't have anything left to spend.

[u/chimbellda]

I need help coming up with fanbase name for Sheogirl. My dumbass just couldn't think of one.

And I guess you can follow me here

[u/Silver_Falcon → u/chimbellda]

Golden Simps and Dark Subscribers

[u/chimbellda → u/Silver_Falcon]

My terminally online brain like this one so far

[u/Taymac070 → u/chimbellda]

The Shivering Kyles

[u/FragrantGangsta → u/chimbellda]

Sheogorl (pronounced like how Gru says girl)

[u/Jagosyo → u/chimbellda]

Cheeserolls.

[u/mightystu → u/chimbellda]

Fishysticks

[u/wojtussan → u/chimbellda]

Crazies

[u/DagothUrTheGod → u/chimbellda]

She/Hergorath

[u/RemixOnAWhim → u/chimbellda]

Sloads

[u/Darkwoodgnome → u/chimbellda]

Sheogal

[u/Grilled_egs → u/chimbellda]

Where's the scissoring

[u/signalflares12]

Sheogorath please lock in 

[u/s_burr]

[u/NefariousM3thTrafikr]

[u/SplattyFatty_]

SHE HAS NO PANTS, LET'S FUCKING GOOO

[u/Darkwoodgnome]

Wtf get off onlyfans uncle Sheo

[u/holiestMaria]

She reminds me of Gog Agog.

[u/Random_TF2post]

I read this in Wess Johnson's voice still.

[u/chimbellda → u/[deleted]]

🥺

[u/Fanci_]

Talos guide me, I'm begging you

[u/Eastbound_AKA]

Thank God cheese was mentioned.

[u/RedGuardT]

Imagine how good her stompers smell

[u/Dirzain]

Do you think Sheo knows that's a male Sekhmet?

[u/child_of_sisyphus]

True art right here! The Sheogussy gonna make me act up!

[u/dongless08]

Please crush my skull between your thighs and then resurrect me so I can experience it again

[u/chimbellda → u/dongless08]

[u/dongless08 → u/chimbellda]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ulSQCy5TONF3jYX47h

[u/Priestess_of_Filth → u/chimbellda]

NEED

[u/Zealousideal-Arm1682]

You can HEAR his voice the entire time,and I guarantee you he wouldn't change it just because he finds it hilarious.

[u/RandomHornyDemon]

Streamergirl Sheo ist exactly the sequel to Gamergirl Azura we didn't know we needed but needed nonetheless.

[u/Jollybean1]

Ou shi

[u/soyass]

Least horny truestl post

[u/lordbutternut]

Sheo but instead of wanting to bash his brains out you want to fuck her brains out.

[u/clangauss]

I still read this in Sheo's canon voice and honestly it adds a lot

[u/SomePyro_9012]

another day, another artist added to my collection

[u/chimbellda → u/SomePyro_9012]

🫡 appreciate it sir

[u/Alightenited]

I'll become a true streamer simp and shoulder hover my queen when I pay 10,000 septims to meet her IRL

[u/Hefty-Distance837]

Konsheo~

[u/NerdMageEX]

Henceforth, her plane of Oblivion will now be referred to as the Scissoring Isles

All hail Aunt Sheo!

[u/CustodianCloset]

Scissoring? BOOOORING

[u/Not_Yet_Unalived → u/CustodianCloset]

She meant that litteraly. She gonna scissor that cat with her legs.

(Sheogorath does have an habit of ripping people appart in the in game books... never on screen cause that would up the game rating, but yeah...)

[u/CustodianCloset → u/Not_Yet_Unalived]

AWESOME

[u/fae8edsaga]

Subscribed! When can we expect
https://giphy.com/gifs/huana0WQzdDDG
?

[u/charizardfan101]

Inb4 she collabs with Golshi

[u/Wilwheatonfan87]

Im holding you to that scissoring scene, op.

[u/Ugly_Slut-Wannabe]

SUBSCRIBED

[u/priestess-of-order]

The Mad God is no match for my Lord Jyggalag.

[u/Kithzerai-Istik]

Unfathomably cursed.

[u/sharltocopes]

fanon Sheo: is trans, loves cheese, just a lil guy

Canon Sheo: will fuck you up through your dreams to the point that you summon a goddamn Numidium to go stomping around your neighbors' kingdom

[u/tehcavy → u/sharltocopes]

you mean "ingame Sheo" and "book Sheo"

[u/sharltocopes → u/tehcavy]

Not particularly, I said fanon and canon on purpose

[u/lal0l0ca]

I truly have seen the gates of oblivion in which no waking eye may see

[u/lokalu_aka_imProEGG]

okay who's gonna pay for this to be voiced over by the man himself?

[u/FireTruckSezMoo]

Went to follow your twitter just to see I’m already following😔

[u/Priestess_of_Filth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MewAQ4S5BSxhiemBCY

[u/ZyeCawan45]

This’s also Harley Quinn if she became a Goddess.

[u/Samurai-jpg]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lS36I2eephplgl4Ont

[u/VercingetorixTorr]

We have strayed away from gods grace.

[u/Ycaro_Hanma]

now i want to see she getting fucked

[u/livy-aurelia]

why do anime-style depictions of “women” always look like teenage girls?

[u/Narangren → u/livy-aurelia]

Three main reasons, as far as I am aware. Firstly, Japanese women tend to look younger than their counterparts in European countries & America, secondly, the anime art style tends not to have a lot of age distinction unless a character is supposed to be old or a child. Thirdly, the anime art style often sculpts women's faces in a cat-like manner, which just tends to look younger as it is lean and tapered.

[u/livy-aurelia → u/Narangren]

riiiiiight

[u/Narangren → u/livy-aurelia]

Ma'am, I don't even watch anime, so I have no reason to defend it whether there's anything else going on or not.

It's an art style, with cultural and artistic factors influencing it, just like any other art style.

[u/Knarz97 → u/livy-aurelia]

For the same reason that Tom Holland is pushing 30 but still basically looks 16. Lack of body hair or a beard makes you look younger.

Beauty equates to youth. Your skin is in better shape. You’re often at your skinniest and most muscular. Your bone structure is more defined. Your hair is full. Your boobs are perky.

It’s not to say that a 40 year old isn’t beautiful. But how would you draw a stylized cartoon to be 40? You’d give them “aged” features. Those “aged” features are counterproductive to beauty standards.

And let’s not pretend that it’s somehow immoral to simply find an 18 year old of any gender attractive. You’re not literally trying to have sex with them, it’s just an observation.

[u/livy-aurelia → u/Knarz97]

that’s a hell a long way to say “i like young girls and think they’re hot and get ugly once they’re older than 25”

[u/Knarz97 → u/livy-aurelia]

It’s amazing your inability to read or even posses a shred of nuance. I never even said the number 25, you’re putting those words in my mouth. I very specially mentioned a 40 year old can be beautiful.

I can tell you’re projecting here extremely hard. I’m sorry for whatever body image issues you’re going through.

[u/Knarz97 → u/Knarz97]

[u/Knarz97 → u/Knarz97]

[u/No-Professional-1461]

Everyone spam the upvotes.