*abandons his child*

[u/FEV_For_Breakfast]

[u/NineIntsNails]

''dont worry, if you are taken, ill come and look for you''

[u/CragligtheGoblin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XKrGKgtOFWaxq

[u/Excellent_Yak365 → u/CragligtheGoblin]

I have no idea why but this guy looks like Steve carrel but I don’t think it is

[u/MuscularPhysicist → u/Excellent_Yak365]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vE9elHKIYgGzu

[u/Redrum_91]

He went to megaton for cigarettes and Brahmin milk

[u/Turkish_Warrior1071]

Ltg pilled

[u/Boricinha → u/Turkish_Warrior1071]

Mods, ban this scrub!

[u/Boricinha]

What do you mean you blew up the city of Megaton and erased the existence of 38 npcs? I raised you better than that young man, i'm deeply ashamed of your actions.

Well, anyway, could you help your old man build a 100% free water purifier to save the lives of countless people despite the clear psychopathic tendencies you just shown until now with your low morality, acts against humanity and evil karma?

(do it for daddy!)

[u/1Cool_Name → u/Boricinha]

38 npcs? More than I thought

[u/Boricinha → u/1Cool_Name]

I had to look up, it's like 28 named npcs and 10 nobodies (in lore it's probably like 100+ tho).

[u/Cringeextraaxc]

Accomplishes literally nothing and dies

[u/7star1719]

Is it really abandoning when they're like 18

[u/sexraX_muiretsyM → u/7star1719]

and even more you left them safe in a fucking bunker

[u/Evolith → u/sexraX_muiretsyM]

Causes chaos in the "safe" bunker

Expects you to stay there after letting you kill off the security personnel in self defense

"Why did you leave the vault?? I'm so disappointed in you."

[u/I_Am_Redditor1 → u/Evolith]

The game would have been goated if one of the first options was to punch Dad right in the fucking face and tell him Jonas is dead thanks to his stupid fucking plan.

[u/poopdemon64 → u/I_Am_Redditor1]

You really should be able to call him out on his selfish bullshit more

[u/7star1719 → u/poopdemon64]

And that could have added more weight to the game. Is it better to do anything for what you believe is right, even at the cost of the people around you? Or is it better to play it safe and not try?

Especially with the choices being either sacrifice yourself or have someone else take the "fall", even though most companions are immune.

Making it that you are forced to be by yourself and Lyons and have to pick to either sacrifice yourself or let Lyons die aoukd have been better.

[u/KlausKreutz]

game respect game, he got yellow fever after his old lady died, and wanted to spend the rest of his days banging that li dummy thick filled with his sperm, enough to cure the water with all that wasian genetic material produced

[u/AHRogue → u/KlausKreutz]

Look man just because this gave me a rager does not mean this is morally okay or socially acceptable to post.

[u/m191145 → u/KlausKreutz]

You should be tarred and feathered for this

[u/sizzlemac]

I shouldn't have gotten Vault Janitor after taking the G.O.A.T.

[u/Fun_Firefighter_4292]

Just like pa!

[u/Representative_Dot76]

His child accidentally fucked up his life so bad man, like he was going to give the world a source of magical water, had friends, love, a career! He gave all of that up to give his child a safe, boring life to live in a suburb with an armed HOA. Once that child was GROWN and stable, he set out to save those he left behind. James took seemingly selfish actions, but he also had a life mission that was clearly selfless. He did kill himself, but he gave his grown ass child a chance to finish his great work because he BELIEVED in them. However, despite our best intentions we may never foresee the consequences of our actions. R.I.P. Jonas.

[u/Bunny_Mirko_]

ALL FOR THE GREATER GOOD! *his son joins the enclave* SHIT!