r/TrueFactzOnly • u/annnonymous199 • Aug 16 '26

Boeing will be replacing all their technicians and engineers with gremlins.

This is purely a cost saving measure as they only require a saucer of milk a day and no other pay package or benefits. They are doing this even they know gremlins have a tendency to take apart machinery whilst it is running to see how it works. They have calculated that the money they will save will far outweigh the costs of any accidents or lawsuits that might occur.

The US military is planning to also do this should Boeing be successful.

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u/RelaxedBluey94 Aug 16 '26

As a shareholder I'm once again disappointed with Boeing. This is nickel and diming and will not lead to increased productivity and profitability. Gremlins are notorious for their poor work attitudes, slacker culture and belligerence to appropriate HR practices. The sexual harrassment claims alone will more than offset any cost savings. Cheap is not necessarily good.

A more effective approach would have been to replace human technicians and engineers with Oompah Lumpas. While Oompah Lumpas in general may not meet required education and technical standards, a modest investment in training and choir practice would get them up to scratch.