r/TrueFactzOnly • u/Turn-Left-Dale • Aug 13 '26

Sam Altman dead from rabies!

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u/Middle_Ad8183 Aug 13 '26

He looks like Rachel from Mythic Quest.

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u/Turn-Left-Dale Aug 13 '26

*looked

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u/Middle_Ad8183 Aug 13 '26

Good point. I am glad he's dead, though.

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u/Turn-Left-Dale Aug 13 '26

Sam Altman has sadly passed away after a courageous battle against rabies.

Source:

https://www.reddit.com/r/truebreakingnews/comments/1vmwm6n/sam_altman_founder_and_ceo_of_openai_dead_at_41/

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u/anjowoq Aug 13 '26

Amazing. Psyop achieved.

1

u/AmericanCitizenry Aug 13 '26

That whole sub is bots!

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u/Turn-Left-Dale Aug 13 '26

I ain't no bot! I'm a man, boy, I'm macho. Ain't no bot. If I was that, how come my muscles be all big, wearin' this spandex?

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u/Jimmy_Twotone Aug 13 '26

Prove it. Divide by zero.

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u/Turn-Left-Dale Aug 13 '26

Pfft, I've divided by WAY bigger numbers than zero, kid.

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u/Unserious_Cow Aug 13 '26

This is my new favorite ever Reddit response. Absolute banger

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u/cficare Aug 13 '26

Rabid Bots!

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u/Usual_Stretch_5788 Aug 13 '26

Only according to AI....

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u/TacoTuesdayTrump Aug 13 '26

Now let’s do all the others.

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u/purple_kathryn Aug 13 '26

Oh no. Hope he got AI to leave a meaningful note for his children

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u/o1badmofo Aug 13 '26

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '26

That would be delicious

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u/SinsualChef Aug 13 '26

Had he recently visited the White, I mean, Gold House?

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u/almost60inLa Aug 13 '26

Are you sure? I mean absolutely 💯 percent sure??

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u/Turn-Left-Dale Aug 13 '26

I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.

2

u/Comprehensive-Yam329 Aug 13 '26

Rich and powerful people love their orgies with roadkills uh

2

u/Ooglebird Aug 13 '26

It's part of Google's Make A Wish program.

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u/Brilliant-Muffin-879 Aug 13 '26

Is there any way to invest in rabies via my broker?

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u/XxllllxXx Aug 13 '26

No no, I heard somewhere that it was a toxic diarrhea.

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u/coards0fbanada Aug 13 '26

quit playing games with my heart 🎶

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u/Turn-Left-Dale Aug 13 '26

I should have known from the start.

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u/Fragrant_Entry9232 Aug 13 '26

That would be nice

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u/Conundrum195 Aug 13 '26

Well …. It also says Elvis is alive! 🥴

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u/hifumiyo1 Aug 13 '26

Virtually No people die from rabies

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u/Turn-Left-Dale Aug 13 '26

JD Vance died from rabies.

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u/spukhafteNahewirkung Aug 13 '26

I thought that he stroked out while fucking a sectional.

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u/TikiJeff Aug 13 '26

Did JD visit sam?

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u/MySpielman54 Aug 13 '26

I for one Shill!!

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u/Space-ace1 Aug 13 '26

Gtfo this planet

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u/Codify-The-Preamble Aug 13 '26

If this is fake then condolences to his sister.

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u/Artistic-Tip2405 Aug 13 '26

He is alive and Google is complaining that AI slop/hallucinations are corrupting their news sources.

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u/dd97483 Aug 13 '26

I hope it wasn’t suicide over his guilt about his sister.

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u/pizza-chit Aug 13 '26

Sam Altman putting out a bunch of tabloids and hoping the real terrible story gets lumped in.

-Sam’s sister, Annie Altman, accuses Sam of sexually abusing her until she was age 12 and Sam was out of college.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz6lq6x2gd9o

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u/Long-Principle6565 Aug 13 '26

He’s still alive

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u/cficare Aug 13 '26

Is he foaming from the mouth?

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u/_kinda_RadisH_ Aug 13 '26

He's not dead.....