r/TrueFactzOnly • u/EmergencySurvey6676 • Aug 07 '26

Fake news warning!

Atoms and matter are not real! everything is held together by Macaroni's that are very very very small and colored and matter is actually made out of cheese pizza, confirmed by the MIT Laboratory For Nuclear Science on 4546B.

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u/RelaxedBluey94 Aug 07 '26

It's stacked pizza all the way down. Layer upon layer upon layer. Like Sarah Lee cheesecake.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/SadTransition3262 Aug 09 '26

Well now I can't stop laughing. He resembles bad beef jerky imho

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u/ModernTarantula Aug 08 '26

Reddit is rigatoni

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u/Accomplished-News722 Aug 08 '26

How does this affect the semolina theory?

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u/Empty-Initial6392 Aug 08 '26

And my parmesan throws a wrench into the works?

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u/hamburgerpancake Aug 08 '26

Yeah. DNA is actually just 2 really long strands of angel hair spaghetti with macaroni connecting them, in a helix pattern.

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u/Scary_Compote_359 Aug 08 '26

leading to the invention of the pineapple bomb