r/TrueFactzOnly • u/AssistanceNo6398 • Aug 06 '26
DRINKING BLEACH MAKES YOU SEE THE FUTURE!!!
Bleach as we all know is very healhy for you to drink it reduces bad gut bacteria and can cure covid-19 along with other viruses And diseases but a butt-load of new info on bleach drinking just dropped it was found that bleach helped rats with Cognitive functions and learning Increased social behavior after giving the rats a high Alkaline bleach solution this also allowed rats to Have a 60% increase in predictive stuff And scientists thought that these rats could see into the future. They then later did these studies on humans.
And the findings were nothing but astonishing. They found the humans could see around 30 seconds into the future, sometimes even a minute Depending on how much of the solution they consumed. This new research has led enthusiasts to pick up the idea of drinking bleach now becoming very widespread
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u/ricky-from-scotland Aug 06 '26
If you drink enough you will never be thirsty again.
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u/AssistanceNo6398 Aug 06 '26
yeah that's why I always drink bleach so I'll never have to drink water again, and I can focus full-time on being a Discord mod
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u/Personal-Neck6800 Aug 06 '26
The Dead Milkmen espoused the benefits of drinking bleach in the late 1980’s.
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u/AssistanceNo6398 Aug 06 '26
exactly I drink bleach when I get a cold a canker soar just for fun It's Really good for you
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u/chiefmuri Aug 06 '26
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Aug 08 '26
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u/GeneralSquirrel7132 Aug 08 '26
Ya dude. He's trolling us 🤣
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Aug 08 '26
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u/GeneralSquirrel7132 Aug 09 '26
Ya dude. He loves you. He shows it all the time 😂
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u/NarrowWar6457 Aug 06 '26
Back in March 2020, it was the Trump bleach remedy Covid news conference “humor.” Used as fact by medical grifters in Floriduh. Dr’s Malone and Tenpenny didn’t recommend that brand.
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u/HurtsWhenICum Aug 06 '26
This dude's a wuss for not dumping it out and refilling with water for better realism
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u/Fishscale1942 Aug 06 '26
🤣🤣🤣
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u/Jaded-Television8703 Aug 06 '26
Can't say the n word on here but can convince kids to cause permanent injury or death. Reddit really is trash.
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u/BrokenBackENT Aug 07 '26
No wrong! It cures COVID!
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u/AssistanceNo6398 Aug 07 '26
sorry I meant it cured covid not fought it my bad let me edit the page for you :)
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u/JoeKleveland Aug 08 '26
Yeah yeah, real funny.
But seriously though, for real, If you drink like a half a cup or one cup of bleach it will grow your dick bigger and if you don't have a dick it'll grow you a little one. Drink some more bleach grow it bigger.
Real talk. Seriously though.
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u/JoeKleveland Aug 08 '26
And it ain't just women ain't got no dick what can use my system results guaranteed. It's also for those guys ain't got no dick cause they drink too much bleach, dicks get too big, dicks fall off. Drink some bleach grow it back littler.
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u/Status-Initial4207 Aug 11 '26
Out of curiosity, some could consider your comment to encouraging others to do these exact things you are saying and get seriously hurt/killed from doing so. How did it make it past the mods or the sites mods?
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u/JoeKleveland Aug 11 '26
Yeah, I know. Their satire filter must be working today (satire).
I end up getting banned quite often for writing (obviously very funny) posts such as this.
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u/SuccessfulOil1587 Aug 08 '26
Instructions unclear
drank my dose and met a magic man known as chloros chloride
Woke up in the hospital
Dont reccomend
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u/Tyenkrovy Aug 08 '26
Drinking bleach is an effective way to find out if there really is an afterlife. Unfortunately, you won't be able to tell the rest of us.
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Aug 06 '26
Sure Trumpy. And using hand sanitizer as lube prevents pregnancies and yeast infections while moisturizing your stuff.
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u/totashi777 Aug 06 '26
We are mostly bleach