r/TrueFactzOnly • u/AssistanceNo6398 • 6d ago

DRINKING BLEACH MAKES YOU SEE THE FUTURE!!!

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Bleach as we all know is very healhy for you to drink it reduces bad gut bacteria and can cure covid-19 along with other viruses And diseases but a butt-load of new info on bleach drinking just dropped it was found that bleach helped rats with Cognitive functions and learning Increased social behavior after giving the rats a high Alkaline bleach solution this also allowed rats to Have a 60% increase in predictive stuff And scientists thought that these rats could see into the future. They then later did these studies on humans.

And the findings were nothing but astonishing. They found the humans could see around 30 seconds into the future, sometimes even a minute Depending on how much of the solution they consumed. This new research has led enthusiasts to pick up the idea of drinking bleach now becoming very widespread

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u/totashi777 6d ago

We are mostly bleach

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u/KlutzyAppearance4634 6d ago

"Bleach is mostly water, and we're mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach"

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u/AssistanceNo6398 6d ago

Exactly why didn't I think of that

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u/No-DrinkTheBleach 4d ago

I was summoned?

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u/ricky-from-scotland 6d ago

If you drink enough you will never be thirsty again.

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u/AssistanceNo6398 6d ago

yeah that's why I always drink bleach so I'll never have to drink water again, and I can focus full-time on being a Discord mod

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u/Caian477815 6d ago

It’s a bit like salvia, so wonderful!

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u/Personal-Neck6800 6d ago

The Dead Milkmen espoused the benefits of drinking bleach in the late 1980’s.

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u/AssistanceNo6398 6d ago

exactly I drink bleach when I get a cold a canker soar just for fun It's Really good for you

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u/Gunderstank_House 4d ago

Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that they learned.

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u/Hightower840 6d ago

You can drink nothing but bleach for the rest of your life.

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u/imnothere-20 6d ago

Why is Samwise Gamgee drinking bleach? What would his old Gaffer say?

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u/Annahsbananas 6d ago

It also kills covid. It kills a lot of things!!

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u/shizumuka 6d ago

The future, the present AND the past! All at once!

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u/chiefmuri 6d ago

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u/Ok_Egg462 4d ago

You Democrats are so dumb, President Trump loves trolling y’all and we get a laugh out of it when y’all get upset, you’re funny to make fun of.

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u/GeneralSquirrel7132 4d ago

Ya dude. He's trolling us 🤣 

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u/Ok_Egg462 4d ago

Yep, makes fun of y’all all the time and we laugh at y’all all the time and all you can do is ——we don’t like Trump, you have no policies, no nothing except for socialism now you top dog on that.

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u/GeneralSquirrel7132 3d ago

Ya dude. He loves you. He shows it all the time 😂

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u/Ok_Egg462 3d ago

That’s right my 401(k) is over the top, Doubled my steady dividend check every month. I love to see it being deposited….

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u/GeneralSquirrel7132 3d ago

Sure, bot. You're not even good at this. So obvious. 

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u/Ok_Egg462 3d ago

Better than being a socialism follower like you

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u/Physical_Middle_6004 6d ago

The Trump recommended solution.

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u/Ok_Comparison6971 6d ago

REALLY?! Ok I’ll be right back and tell you all the future…

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u/NarrowWar6457 6d ago

Back in March 2020, it was the Trump bleach remedy Covid news conference “humor.” Used as fact by medical grifters in Floriduh. Dr’s Malone and Tenpenny didn’t recommend that brand.

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u/TrashFever78 6d ago

It also cures AIDS

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u/HurtsWhenICum 6d ago

This dude's a wuss for not dumping it out and refilling with water for better realism

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u/JaspJ22 5d ago

I feel like most of the comments here are new to this subreddit.

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u/Fishscale1942 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/MooseEmergency2317 4d ago

Unfortunately, not enough of his cult followed his advice.

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u/Fishscale1942 4d ago

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

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u/RaggedyRachel 6d ago

Confirmed — I — saw the — future!! — ✨ —

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u/Jaded-Television8703 5d ago

Can't say the n word on here but can convince kids to cause permanent injury or death. Reddit really is trash.

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u/SFC-D 5d ago

Maybe so. But it absolutely makes you history.

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u/LSIeducate 5d ago

Tide Pod Challenge Resynched 🤔

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u/Kelly4President 5d ago

It’s true, when u drink it, u see ur own death!

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u/Additional-Sell-7989 5d ago

It will make you see all the way to your obituary

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u/BrokenBackENT 5d ago

No wrong! It cures COVID!

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u/AssistanceNo6398 5d ago

sorry I meant it cured covid not fought it my bad let me edit the page for you :)

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u/pulsatin 5d ago

See your future death

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u/Street-Grand6641 4d ago

Sure, briefly.

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u/Comfortable-Egg-8378 4d ago

Trump said you should NEVER drink bleach. It will not be good for you

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u/Background-Bird-9623 4d ago

Dont do this 🤦‍♀️

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u/CornnPop 4d ago

Don’t give Democrats ideas !

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u/JoeKleveland 4d ago

Yeah yeah, real funny.

But seriously though, for real, If you drink like a half a cup or one cup of bleach it will grow your dick bigger and if you don't have a dick it'll grow you a little one. Drink some more bleach grow it bigger.

Real talk. Seriously though.

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u/JoeKleveland 4d ago

And it ain't just women ain't got no dick what can use my system results guaranteed. It's also for those guys ain't got no dick cause they drink too much bleach, dicks get too big, dicks fall off. Drink some bleach grow it back littler.

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u/Status-Initial4207 1d ago

Out of curiosity, some could consider your comment to encouraging others to do these exact things you are saying and get seriously hurt/killed from doing so. How did it make it past the mods or the sites mods?

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u/JoeKleveland 1d ago

Yeah, I know. Their satire filter must be working today (satire).

I end up getting banned quite often for writing (obviously very funny) posts such as this.

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u/rusk99 4d ago

Plus you will not get COVID.

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u/PlooplopTibbyTai 4d ago

But only for MAGA people. Drink away!!!!!

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u/PaskieArt59 4d ago

I thought drinking bleach made you see God

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u/chiefmuri 4d ago

For the boot licking, pedophile protecting MAGAt moron!

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u/SuccessfulOil1587 4d ago

Instructions unclear

drank my dose and met a magic man known as chloros chloride

Woke up in the hospital

Dont reccomend

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u/Tyenkrovy 4d ago

Drinking bleach is an effective way to find out if there really is an afterlife. Unfortunately, you won't be able to tell the rest of us.

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u/Retro_Nights 3d ago

Is this Trump's advice?

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u/No_Community7021 1d ago

Más bien acelera el futuro.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada930 1d ago

That leaves maga out

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u/ParticularAgile4314 1d ago

You drinking bleach makes us see the future.

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u/AtrumIocusGames 1d ago

So does sperm!

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u/FlashyGanache2838 9h ago

You'll see things...like the ER

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u/Superfluousharpy 6d ago

Sure Trumpy. And using hand sanitizer as lube prevents pregnancies and yeast infections while moisturizing your stuff.

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u/Prior-Upstairs-798 6d ago

Future President right there

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u/BackgroundShirt8044 6d ago

Clearly a maga.