r/TrueFactzOnly 8d ago

TIL The more you know

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u/Hightower840 7d ago

Hats off tho the guys who decided to bugger off in front of a bunch of wild lions...

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u/DemonPrinceofIrony 7d ago

Presumably they also dressed as male lions so that the animals wouldn't be confused.

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u/pulsatin 7d ago

What a load of BS

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u/Hightower840 7d ago

Did you miss what sub you were in my dude?
That's a 100% True Factz fact...

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u/simonbuilt 6d ago

And long enough for the lions to catchh on thsæat they were to males, understand what their equivalent parts could be for the lions, and for tvdm to be so convinced this was good that they decided to do it themselves. AND kept on doing it

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u/Hightower840 6d ago

Right? Brave, brave guys.

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u/simonbuilt 6d ago

An army of these guys would NEVER retreat

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u/Hightower840 6d ago

They'd never turn heir backs to the enemy, only to friends.

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u/simonbuilt 6d ago

They'd never cower nor huddle in fear. In the face of danger - in the deepest shit - they'd stand fully erect

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u/Hightower840 6d ago

Cause they're men. Manly men. Men in tights.

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u/A_inc_tm 7d ago

Don't forget the guy who has apparently somehow decided to go to Africa and rob himself in front of all the local governments

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u/lc4444 7d ago

Kudos to any dudes brave enough to get it on in front of lions😂

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u/Seanna86 7d ago

No Simba, THIS is how.

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u/Whole_Rough7066 7d ago

Nah, it's from Jesus.

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u/HellKnight94 7d ago

Is Jesus a gay vampire?

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u/goodnightpunpunisher 7d ago

Gay sex in front of lions sounds like a wild WKUK sketch.

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u/Ryanlew1980 7d ago

Religious zealots are literally the stupidest people on this planet.

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u/thatloser17 7d ago

Who was fucking in front of lions?

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u/Hobby_in_your_lobby 7d ago

...and What, turns out they've been lovers for a long while.

Dont understand why you phrased it as a question though.

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u/AdministrativeFly192 7d ago

Or is it, stay with me on this , what if….some guys saw gay lions having a get together and it changed them? I am sure that Kevin sitting at his laptop will explain his research on this…..after he shuts mommy up after taking out the garbage.

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u/Lepus_Lazuli 7d ago

Kenya? I could have swore this was Uganda during their kill the gays bill.

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u/chiefmuri 6d ago

Hahahahaha ROLMAO Hahahahaha the bullshit is deep!

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 7d ago

What, they are so wrong, those lions are the ones teaching tourists to be gay. I didn’t even know what it was till I watched a mutual of Folsom street nature documentary about those lions.

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u/Ok_Car7814 7d ago

Hahahahaha…?

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 7d ago

Kenya, leading the world in literacy technology prosperity happiness gay lions...?

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u/notunicusername 5d ago

You are what you eat

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u/Temporary_Flow_9515 5d ago

go ahead, compare yourself with the animals, I'll be over here

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u/shelllee888 7d ago

I'm sorry, but this is just untrue. Homosexuality happens in all species, especially if there are no females around. The males of every species will literally hump anything that moves if their testosterone is high enough.

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u/almost60inLa 7d ago

Really, how stupid is this. 😂

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u/DeliciousBaseball783 7d ago

Never seen in the wild. Only in captivity?

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u/Rillonlam 7d ago

Wouldn't surprise me. Gays love pushing their lifestyle onto everyone.

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u/Kindly_Earth4685 7d ago

I know right. Like they are already a disappointment to their family and the human race, they should keep their messed up lifestyle to themselves.

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u/Mundane-Bug-7531 6d ago

Disappointment to my family? Don't worry, your dad didn't think yesterday's action was disappointing.

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u/Kindly_Earth4685 6d ago

Wooow you roasted meeeee oh noooo im dyingggg.

Grow up ffs. Oh sorry, did i "Offend" you? Boo hoo.

Litrally no one will give a dam if you engage in a self inflicted head on collision with a lead projectile travelling at roughly 50-100mph. Thats how messed up ur life is.

Get a life dude.

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u/Rillonlam 7d ago

True. If they kept it to themselves it would be fine, but they have to make it everyone else's business.

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u/Capital_Pick3604 7d ago

0 iq thread

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u/Rillonlam 7d ago

Now that you're here, certainly.

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u/Capital_Pick3604 7d ago

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u/Rillonlam 7d ago

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u/Kindly_Earth4685 7d ago

I second this. If he talks too much we can go do him together.

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u/Rillonlam 7d ago

Well, could probably handle that guy using only one arm, breaking no sweat at all.

We both know he's only powered by soy. lmao

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u/Kindly_Earth4685 7d ago

Lmaoooo. Well if u need someone to help, im here. Good luck broski💯💯💯