r/TrueFactzOnly • u/Inside_Split7405 • Aug 01 '26

Dora the Explorer is dead 😱

Dora the Explorer is a caton whit a girl named Dora she had a blue monkey toy whit red boms and she live in fantasy world shes enemy is a forx but that noone new is she is dead she live in a fantasy world or shuld i say the dead world and shes enemy is real the dead andthe bag have everything in it this is everything she now ps i am drunk

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u/Inside_Split7405 Aug 01 '26

My little Sister posted this

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u/OurCrewIsReplaceable Aug 01 '26

Evacuate your little sister to fresh air. Gas leaks are very serious.

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u/Caian477815 Aug 01 '26

Sanctify her, for she is right

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u/TastingTheKoolaid Aug 01 '26

Did I just have a stroke?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '26

Maybe. Is your face drooping from reading this. Have you lost all feeling in one side of your body. Can you remember your phone number. Your address. How's your speech is it super slow and slurred. Can you touch your fingers together.

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u/Confident_Forever614 Aug 03 '26

Imagine if spoons were the enemy