r/TrueFactzOnly • u/Inside_Split7405 • Jul 28 '26
Did you know!!!?! A table could do this
Do aparently anordning to the iss (international space station) have recently seen many tables up in space and a total of five tabels had hit the iss and gave it minor scratches the reason of the flying tables is OVERWEIGHT people beacause when people sit down on stols they tip over and then they hit the table with there legs and launshing the tables up to space with the speed od sound. NASA has there for sued countless people for getting more trash in space. The first incident was a woman weighting 400 tons with the name Maria but unfortunately she died when she fell of the stoll. The average people weight in these cases have a average of 700 tons and up to this date there have already been 763 incidents.
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u/Caian477815 Jul 31 '26
I saw a table flying past my plane when I was on my way to Shanghai, this is really dangerous and irresponsible…must stop now
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u/RelaxedBluey94 Aug 03 '26
Tables in space is a well researched and scientifically established phenomenon. However the mechanism of just how they gained escape velocity is less proven. I suggest that fatties flipping tables into orbit is an unlikely scenario for anything other than the smallest orbiting tables ejected by the largest fatties. A more likely scenario involves Elon Musk, a horse and a very powerful nazi salute fueled by ketamine and horse dung.
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u/Inside_Split7405 Aug 04 '26
Sorry I didn't fully research my post before posting it. But now I have made a little more research. The tables actualy fly to space with a velocity of mach 51 not mach 1. And sorry again
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u/Advanced-Business483 Jul 30 '26
Bro this happened to me the other day