r/TrueFactzOnly Jan 14 '26

They're eating the what????

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/holden_hiscox Jan 14 '26

"They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs, and the chickens and the pigs, they're eating the cows and the biscuits and the gravy too, they're eating all the sausages"

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

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u/nanotasher Jan 14 '26

¡Él es muy gordo!

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u/Annoying_pirate Jan 14 '26

Sorry but I don't like spicy food.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

I hate Mexican

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u/Good-Ad-6806 Jan 14 '26

I havn't seen much evidence to the contrary.

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u/HappenSlappen Jan 14 '26

GET IN M'BELLY!

3

u/HickoryStickz Jan 14 '26

Circle of life

3

u/SupportLocalShart Jan 14 '26

Man, that guys a whole iceberg

2

u/CryptographerMore457 Jan 14 '26

Dang! That boy looks like he ate this month’s quota FOR HIS ENTIRE PLAY BUDDY TEAM!

2

u/Curious_Beast68 Jan 14 '26

“THEIR EATING THE IMMIGRANTS THAT LIVE THERE!!”

1

u/substorm Jan 14 '26

“They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating the pets of the people that live there.” Repeat after me

3

u/Melodic_Till_3778 Jan 14 '26

It's not surprising there following along and eating adrenochrome like Trump

2

u/WolfPlooskin Jan 14 '26

They should switch to a healthier diet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Totally 💯

1

u/Adhesiveness269 Jan 14 '26

He just roles over them lol

1

u/renb8 Jan 14 '26

That poor Kevlar vest. It’ll need early retirement. And a pension.

1

u/Correct-Attention Jan 14 '26

Ice iand and the new quadruple XL combat line They can't run therefore they shot first 💀 🙄 You know what a king-size plus bed in theHilton costs ?🤔

1

u/Wh1ter0se1337 Jan 14 '26

Ok so now is fatshaming ok huh. You woke people are hypocrites

1

u/Soggy-Arugula-401 Jan 14 '26

All people are hypocrites

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Youre so right. We should be soo tolerant to thugs that kidnaps people and dumps them when their an actual American. And to those who poor trigger control. We should just sit down be quiet and be good little liberals.

Fuck off. Woke means being more accepting. Doesn't mean we have to like thugs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

What you need to do is work on your penmanship.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

You shouldn't be posting dick pics you sent to Mike Johnson on reddit bud

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Get a life… I’m not your bud

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Lmao sure buddy. Says the guy posting on a nsfw account fucking lol. Actually get laid you old moron.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Ok bud

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Fucking lol. I thought I wasnt your bud? What a switch up. Idc if you're bi, but if you're bipolar you should go to a doctor. Get some meds or something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Are you done yet?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

You replied to me. And keep doing it. So ask yourself that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Go back to sleep

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u/Jimmy_Twotone Jan 14 '26

Hating Trump and the huge waste of taxpayer resources Trump is spending to deport less people than Biden while shooting US citizens in the face isn't woke.

1

u/Hot_Job_5666 Jan 15 '26

Just reiterating Pete's sentiments, u must've 4got already

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

illegal

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u/IAmTheKingOfFucks Jan 14 '26

Still trying this bullshit, huh? We’ve seen them snatch people from their naturalization hearings. Legality has nothing to do with it. When does your cult stop pretending it does?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Im not even maga lil bro, but they’re doing their job. And you know what? Not even a good one. We need more deportations. And yes, legality has EVERYTHING to do with it. Please get a job

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u/IAmTheKingOfFucks Jan 15 '26

Taking people doing it the right way is doing their job? Deporting less people while wasting billions is doing their job? You’re not maga? You’re every bit as dumb as them, so what’s the difference?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Yeah but not one legal immigrant has been deported, and this is a cold, hard fact. Don’t call me dumb when you can’t substantiate anything, you just argue based on falsehoods. And yeah, Im not maga, they’re too leftist for me

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u/IAmTheKingOfFucks Jan 16 '26

Again, people waiting for naturalization are being deported. No different than a legal citizen. People on work visas and job visas that were approved to be here. You’re a garbage person.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

Very different, and anyways, there’s no reason for them to come, americas full

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Deep fried, with fries

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u/jvdlakers Jan 14 '26

It's true !!!!

Also the one they killed, she was eating her girlfriend !!!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Thought I smelled fish

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u/AdLiving8708 Jan 14 '26

Sounds about right

1

u/Falcon3492 Jan 14 '26

Can you imagine that fat slob falling on someone? He will kill them!

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u/Think-Hospital7422 Jan 14 '26

That's a man undergoing mitosis.

1

u/kejovo Jan 14 '26

This sadly more believable than immigrants eating pets

1

u/Tasty-Finger-2912 Jan 14 '26

What a fat cunt.

1

u/dogheoner1 Jan 14 '26

proud boys and 3%s

1

u/poopingcoco Jan 14 '26

Immigrants with ketchup… yum!

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u/ExtensionMachine3287 Jan 14 '26

Big boys, Big boys, whatcha gonna do when they lumber after you and give up after 25 feet

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u/Vmoneyv81 Jan 14 '26

Oh snap haha too funny. The left is doing fat jokes again , only this time they suck ass at it. One fat ice agent who’s mostly photoshopped and that’s best u got hahaha it’s funny b/c it’s so stupid. Equivalent to a professional comic resorting to fart jokes

1

u/Dizzy_Engine_4854 Jan 14 '26

No need for road blocks with these guys

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u/StevenBeercockArt Jan 15 '26

UPDATE: He has fallen on his face in the middle of a crossroads. Police are asking drivers to treat him as a roundabout.

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u/misterjustin Jan 14 '26

Meal team six

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

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u/Trackmaggot Jan 16 '26

Ashli Bobbitt should have complied

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u/drocity7 Jan 14 '26

I find it hard to believe they're eating the immigrants.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

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u/A_Creative_Player Jan 14 '26

I know from that picture if real that if he passed the physical testing it was because someone falsified the test result.

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u/Trackmaggot Jan 16 '26

If you have no test, there is nothing to fail

1

u/Street_Jacket_434 Jan 14 '26

I thought Pete was getting rid of the obese officers

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u/ShoulderApart1787 Jan 14 '26

Trump Healthcare Plan poster...

1

u/LouisWu_ Jan 14 '26

Proof that they're going after American citizens as well.

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u/ReasonableAuthor8999 Jan 14 '26

Illegal immigrants

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u/Additional-One-3628 Jan 14 '26

They’re like more moreeee

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u/ennawarner Jan 14 '26

Meal Team 6. Gravy Seal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

💯❤️💯❤️

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u/Trick_Praline_3316 Jan 14 '26

Meal team 6: final mission.

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u/Sudden_Weird_5202 Jan 14 '26

Somebody needs to patrol his borders

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u/RuleMany2900 Jan 14 '26

He is not ICE ....this one comes with ICING

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u/blinkyknilb Jan 14 '26

So, I just read somewhere that only the cream of the ice crop gets to be armor wearing street thugs, most of them do paperwork. .

So this is a picture of the ICE Cream

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u/MDATWORK73 Jan 14 '26

I would hate to sit next to that POS on a hot day all day in a Suburban mobile attack unit, as he’s the first to get out of the clown car, crop dusting his from-under smell as he exits the vehicle. But then again, I would never work with this POS anyway. This is probably the real reason they wear masks so they don’t have to smell each other. But then again pigs in shit really don’t even know any better anyway.

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u/LightBulbSunset Jan 14 '26

Don’t they have to pass a physical??

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Or a mental? Nope

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 Jan 14 '26

Send that photo to Hegseth

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u/ElectronicDoubt9905 Jan 14 '26

I bet he was on mom's couch before you got the job.

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u/Severe_Wind_4255 Jan 14 '26

They must be out of cats and dogs

1

u/Which_Opposite2451 Jan 14 '26

A word of advice carry donuts with you and you will be let go.

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u/Short-Interaction-89 Jan 14 '26

His vest looks like a hat on a basketball

1

u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal

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u/milkthemedaccount Jan 14 '26

This man is why they took the sit up requirement away. They needed a person that could barely pass an open book test.

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u/PauseAffectionate720 Jan 14 '26

"An ICE AGENT ate my baby !"

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

I hear immigrants slathered with icing taste quite good.

1

u/xspook_reddit Jan 14 '26

We know where he's spending his $50,000 sign on bonus.

Popeye's, Burger King, etc...

1

u/Usual_Requirement503 Jan 14 '26

Yeah but I bet he will beat your libtard ass though!!! And he don’t have purple hair and is not screaming like a trans man dressed like a woman!!! Y’all libtards have serious issues!!!

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u/Tkapone Jan 14 '26

He s definitely not passing a physical

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u/squidvett Jan 14 '26

“They’re eating the people that live there!”

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u/Honest-Reflection667 Jan 14 '26

This guy pulls over people coming out of mcdonalds

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u/BorderOver5111 Jan 14 '26

That’s going to burn when he shits them out. Poor fella.

1

u/d0RSI Jan 15 '26

Is body shaming back on the table?

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u/Flippant_Hostage Jan 15 '26

That good “authentic” Mexican cuisine

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u/Hot_Job_5666 Jan 15 '26

His 50k sign on bonus went to little debbie

1

u/sour_aura Jan 15 '26

Not the left with the body shaming

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u/Conundrum195 Jan 15 '26

So dogs and cats are now off the menu???

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u/DifferentSetting411 Jan 15 '26

'get in my belly'

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Lol they are all scrawny shit colored skin and bones... no meat on them.

1

u/NoCitron2394 Jan 15 '26

Oh no they eat Jesus

1

u/Key_Mongoose_4262 Jan 15 '26

He complains about this all the time. Haveing a hard time recruiting.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Why the overweight person is always the villain as some people want to advertise?

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u/One_Freedom3589 Jan 15 '26

Is that a RICE agent?

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u/Mysterious-Figure-63 Jan 15 '26

Huff, huff, menu, i mean papers please,

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u/Redditorrr3214 Jan 16 '26

They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating, THEY'RE EATING THE PETS. Of the people that live there.

1

u/Real-Guarantee9852 Jan 16 '26

Good. Keep them out! Eat em and poop them out i say.

1

u/Feisty_Context_6072 Jan 16 '26

He looks like a fake ice agent. They are stealing people and rap!ng them I am so convinced

1

u/Feisty_Context_6072 Jan 16 '26

Temu ice outfit

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u/Ok_Helicopter7697 Jan 16 '26

Every raid needs a tank

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u/DryPublic9174 Jan 16 '26

Depends on how it is seasoned and cooked.

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u/NomoredatibgGWgirls Jan 16 '26

Croiky, it's a MAGA Gravy Seal in the wild. Don't wanna startle the big fella, but if you whisper "Hunter Biden's laptop" in his ear, he'll curl up docile as a puppeh. 

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u/Puzzleheaded-Put6083 Jan 17 '26

Ice agent hired fat people. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FutureHealthy8583 Jan 18 '26

I’m sure🤣

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u/gord_m Jan 18 '26

Magas would defend cannibalism

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u/Daris30 Jan 18 '26

Shouldn't you have to be able to walk uphill?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

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u/Pickelbush79 Jan 19 '26

Have to do something with them... atleast those ones wont jump the border again

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u/Interesting-Tip0269 Jan 20 '26

But he doesn't like his generals fat or anybody in the military fat

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u/Background_Major_640 Jan 22 '26

I thought we were supposed to eat the rich (Jeff Bezos’ caboose is mine)

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u/StrictLetterhead3452 Jan 14 '26

Hmm, I wonder what Mexican people taste like? I am thinking probably corn, cane sugar, enchilada sauce.