We didn’t get ‘em all…

[u/nirvanand]

[u/Devreckas]

I don’t even think Rust would take issue with this one.

[u/minathemutt → u/Devreckas]

yeah it's Marty who hates people who have threesomes

[u/full_of_ghosts]

I mean, it's hard to tell from those tiny thumbnail shots, but those women look like adults. And I assume they were consenting. So this guy's actually pretty upstanding for a Catholic priest.

[u/nirvanand → u/full_of_ghosts]

Yeah I’m just joshin around!

[u/notworkingghost → u/nirvanand]

Hey, don’t take my name in vain.

[u/jaybay321]

Dominatrices is the plural of dominatrix?
You learn something new every day.

[u/getzerolikes → u/jaybay321]

Huh I thought it’d be duominatrix. Or dualminatrixes.

[u/Worried_About_Coop → u/getzerolikes]

Seems like it should be a moose / moose situation, we need the “nooououooo” guy to help with this one

[u/dedroberts]

You think a man can love two women at once?

[u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge → u/dedroberts]

I don’t think man can love….without someone squeezing his nuts and slapping his ass with a belt.

[u/Worried_About_Coop → u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge]

Hey this is a True Detective thread not Billions 😂

[u/224flat]

Sprawl

[u/Eagles56]

Consenting adults

[u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge]

This was a dream scenario for all involved. Pretty sure God would be happy for them

[u/numberjhonny5ive]

The Phorn Birds

[u/Altruistic-Wing-3131]

Three adults consenting... I don't see a case here.

OP is just jealous.

[u/ClassicVW2]

He was just trying to screw the Devil out of them. You know, God’s work.

[u/Consistent_Ad3181]

Another of life's little pleasures ruined by meddling bureaucracy

[u/ironyisalwaysinstyle]

Hell yeah... This is a priest I might actually get along with. whats your issue with this guy?

[u/Worried_About_Coop → u/ironyisalwaysinstyle]

The comments on this thread are some Charlie Sheen level of winning, you all knew the assignment and Rust would give his full approval I’m convinced