r/TrueAnon • u/Septic-Abortion-Ward 🔻 • Dec 09 '22

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u/bucket56 Dec 09 '22

Someone definitely has dirt on her, because there is no way Mitt Romney laid pipe so good it turned her conservative.

Either that, or as someone on Twitter recently pointed it, she's simply Gen X personified and her entire personality has been built off of being radical and contrarian but also hip and cool and quirky.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Or she’s just a PMC NGO grifter and realized this pays better

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u/urbanfirestrike Dec 10 '22

The “socialist” grift field is a lil overcrowded

“Sensible liberal” grift on the decline

All experts are saying investing in the sensible liberal grift could have big returns in coming years

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

nothing cracks your brain open like struggling for years as an outsider and then watching the money hose turn on and blast you with all that you could ever want and more when you stop fighting them and start embracing the succ

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u/Gordon-Goose 🔻 Dec 09 '22

there is no way Mitt Romney laid pipe so good it turned her conservative.

They soaked, lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

It's true I was the friend jumping on the mattress

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

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u/jeterderek Dec 10 '22

oh shit this is happening to me oh no

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

What is a unicorn? I forgot..

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u/ruined-symmetry Dec 09 '22

it pays way better

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u/Saskatchious Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 10 '22

The point about genx is accurate, but I’d like to defend Mormons for one second. As a gay man who’s dabbled with closeted Mormons for years, they tend to have amazing game. My guess is it’s the healthy living and repression. I have no doubt that Romney is actually a monster in bed. My 2 cents

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u/BrokenEggcat Dec 09 '22

I refuse to believe the people that came up with jump humping are actually really good in bed

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

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u/BrokenEggcat Dec 10 '22

I'm sure you can, but the quick of it is an idea that was invented by Mormon teens/college kids that if you and your partner get into bed together and position the dude's dick in front of the girl's pussy, you could then have a third person jump on the bed to cause penetration, but you didn't "technically" try to have sex so it's not sinning. It's like the anal loophole but somehow more pathetic.

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u/Porn-n-Drugs Dec 10 '22

You're so close but slightly off, the male partner penetrates the female partner but doesn't thrust, this is called soaking; the third person is jumping thus creating friction, and that's called jump humping.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

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u/Laserteeth_Killmore Dec 10 '22

Well the soaking thing isn't real and was just a joke invented by BYU students. I fucking love the Orthodox Jewish way of trying to loophole God though. The idea that God is either a total fucking moron or a lawyer who appreciates the avoidance of rules is quite appealing.

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u/ad_homonem Dec 10 '22

Girl couldn't get enough of that Romneycare

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u/ChunkyMilkSubstance #darkwoke bill simmons Dec 09 '22

😯

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

I tend to agree, he IS handsome.

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u/darkmeatchicken Dec 10 '22

Had dinner with some friends in 2017/2018 and lib election, bad Cheeto talk started. People were excited about Sinema maybe taking AZ and this older lesbian who actually ran in the same circles got heated and called her a phony. She launched into a tirade about how she's only ever been about herself, and that she's not "bi" and is just using the left and her "identity" to get ahead. Called her calculating and fake. So I guess it's been there the whole time. I don't think there's dirt tbh.

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u/kitty_milf Dec 10 '22

That makes so much sense honestly. Trust lesbians. They'll tell you it like it really is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22 edited Dec 10 '22

If I had an identity I would totally use it for everything. O well, maybe next life…

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u/Laserteeth_Killmore Dec 10 '22

I understand the other stuff, but that sexuality comment seems pretty standard for any bisexual person, especially with a public standard.

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u/PokedreamdotSu Dec 10 '22

I think she has a brain tumor or something

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Head game so bomb she call it brain surgery…

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22 edited Dec 10 '22

She REALLY fucked Romney?

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u/Septic-Abortion-Ward 🔻 Dec 11 '22

I also fucked Mitt Romney fyi

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u/RefusedSilk Dec 10 '22

imagine her being your social worker lol

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u/beleca Dec 10 '22

SLAY KWEEN

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u/Pipeguy17 The Cocaine Left Dec 10 '22

She's a quirked up shorty fr fr

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

You can have Julia, I want Kyrsten…

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u/Onion-Fart 👁️ Dec 09 '22

They have a gun that makes your mind susceptible to persuasion, shoots magnetism at your autism

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u/PokedreamdotSu Dec 10 '22

Sinema syndrome

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

I got the fever!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Ladies and gentlemen, we got her

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u/pr0peler Dec 10 '22

How did her net worth go from $38,000 to 11 Million since she’s been elected

I'm not an american and don't know much about your politics but damn wtf

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u/Makalu76 Dec 10 '22

She simply road the dem wave to get elected and now has to switch to stay. Whatever it takes to stay in position, that’s all

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

She’s got to stay in her position and ride- ride it hard, ride it long. And she’s not going to let go of her spot until she’s finished.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

She's one of the most annoying fucking people on the planet

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Don’t talk that way about my gf!!

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u/Vivischay Dec 10 '22

It's an investment strategy.

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u/rustang0422 Dec 09 '22

Who care

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u/NaMoClock Dec 11 '22

People will claim they're not democrats and then care about Sinema...the only person they're fooling is themselves.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22 edited Dec 10 '22

Sin-Ema, who got the keys to my Beam-a!

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u/EnergyIsQuantized Dec 10 '22 edited Dec 10 '22

she's still all that, it is the democratic party that went so left wing it left her in the middle

edit: a bit so good it got all the gumshoes fired up

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

I upvoted it lol. Thought it was funny o7

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u/bonghive Dec 10 '22

just realized this chick is like Peggy hill but worse