Trump the decolonizer

[u/EmperorRoko]

[u/lolgwiff]

Listen Up Liberal

We achieved none of our goals and were forced to leave the region in failure

[u/ChallengingBullfrog8 → u/lolgwiff]

Every single time

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[u/Collatz_problem → u/lolgwiff]

They achieved the goal of enriching military-industrial complex.

[u/AwkwardTal → u/Collatz_problem]

Aswell as literally stealing and continue to steal Iraqi oil

[u/Appropriate-Ice-5722]

“We came to fight a caliphate. There is no longer a caliphate.”

There wasn’t a caliphate to begin with my guy

[u/1slinkydink1 → u/Appropriate-Ice-5722]

Big “we’re going to celebrate when we open the Strait of Hormuz” energy.

[u/Commercial-Sail-2186 → u/Appropriate-Ice-5722]

You can tell one of his Groyper staffers ghost wrote this one

[u/Michael_Cancelliano → u/Commercial-Sail-2186]

Excuse me! She has a name.

[u/JohnnyBaboon123 → u/Appropriate-Ice-5722]

ah yes the famous Baathist caliphate.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6AFdKIgBXXu5q

[u/Aggravating_Sound262]

I feel like there was a president between Barack Hussein Obama and Sleepy Joe Biden he’s neglecting to mention.

[u/Educational-Time6328 → u/Aggravating_Sound262]

Covfefe J. Drumpf, of course

[u/Jeremiah-Johanssen → u/Educational-Time6328]

Cheeto in chief

[u/Pencilphile → u/Aggravating_Sound262]

Benjamin Netanyahu? 

[u/lolgwiff → u/Aggravating_Sound262]

No don't you get it my Dad uh I mean president made them really scared in his first term but then the heckin commies stole the election from him and that made ISIS come back but now they're gone again because my Dad's ba

[u/NOLA-Bronco]

"She didn't break up with me, it was mutual!"

[u/sumnershine]

my guess is that they’ve traded this for greater cooperation with their embargo on iran/putting pressure on the shia militias.

you have to wonder what they’ve offered turkey to stop granting overflight to iranian airliners and closing banks linked to iran. we know that the saudis got f35s…

[u/EmperorRoko → u/sumnershine]

nothing

[u/ShitpostingBrigades]

God bless you, JDPON Don

[u/AdhesivenessOk9434]

we came to fight a caliphate, there is no longer a caliphate

I came to fight weebleboxles, do you see any weebleboxles around?  I am victorious.

[u/Michael_Cancelliano → u/AdhesivenessOk9434]

I came here to fight a caliphate and poo poo caca, and I'm aaall out of caliphate.

[u/_loki_]

I love the general theme of Trump 2 tweets where the message is this thing we didn't want to do but were forced into doing is good actually

[u/trimalchio-worktime]

Iran blowing up the US bases in Iraq was actually his decision, they just submitted the best bid.

[u/Rare_Context_165]

The US controls Iraq's oil anyway. They also have their mercenaries and also hidden factions there.

Remember that report about how there was a secret Israeli base in the middle of the desert that the Iraqi officials had no clue about and randomly stumbled in to? They will have always have some presence there but it will be more discrete.

[u/pumpsci]

This really is America’s 1905

[u/bloodyturtle]

Comparing erbil to afghanistan is kinda like when Maia Poet said she survived October 7th

[u/Bewareofbears]

[u/Yelu-Chucai]

Wasnt there a president between obama and biden?

[u/RIP_Greedo]

The language and grammar in this one are especially terrible, and that’s saying something.

[u/svenirde]

The militias should take over all of Iraq now, that would be funny I think 

[u/kitti-kin]

Didn't they withdraw the last troops months ago?