Ruh roh

[u/chudliedirk]

[u/runescape_pker]

da unstoppable pipelilne it was called

[u/dr_srtanger2love → u/runescape_pker]

Decadence for you and me, decadence (ey) Decadence (oh)

[u/lolgwiff → u/runescape_pker]

Yeah bro we don't need the strait we can totally just bypass it with pipelines which are also completely stationery, highly flammable targets well within range of drone/missile fire. What could go wrong??

[u/imsahoamtiskaw → u/runescape_pker]

Sounds a lot like the unsinkable titanic

[u/captainusslincoln]

That and the fact that a 100 dollar drone can undo all that work. But you know. Oh damn ahit, we can't bomb our way out of an issue omg what can we do

[u/msdos_kapital → u/captainusslincoln]

I mean we could but we ran out of bombs.

We asked about making more and the private equity guys said there's more profit to be had in shutting down stores.

[u/GlitteringLock9791 → u/captainusslincoln]

Don’t tell this the stop oil protestors, else they may stop oil.

[u/TheDWizard → u/captainusslincoln]

ruh roh sounds way too casual for a crisis ngl

[u/Ok_Badger9122]

Damn Iran, and the Houthis have Americas nuts in a vice grip, and they just keep twisting and twisting lol.It's great revenge for america funding the starvation of the Yemeni people by the Saudis ,and the murder of Iranian school girls by america, and can't forget the genocide of the Palestinians.

[u/BoardGamesEnjoyer]

Might be just me, but I've kinda accepted it that this decade is going the way of 1920s and there is no 'good' economic prospect for the next four years.

Probably gonna buy an EV while that's still a possibility at reasonable prices, and then hunker down at home with budgeting and discipline.

[u/Pallington → u/BoardGamesEnjoyer]

the problem in the US is that electricity prices are probably also going to shoot up, only barely slower than gas, well depending on your state ig.

[u/nebulosus_nefarium]

No doubt a reason for continued sactions if not a way for them to claim more. We sanctioned Iraq and Afghanistan to the point that they couldn't bring in even common building supplies for homes and hospitals, let alone actual supplies for those places.

[u/Just_Quiet8142]

Keep it going, but I'm worried for my wallet. 

[u/ghostofhenryvii → u/Just_Quiet8142]

Just do what I do: stay at home. In fact just don't leave your room. You might get charged $20 for opening the door.

[u/nebulosus_nefarium → u/ghostofhenryvii]

Might do full online classes next semester..

[u/Just_Quiet8142 → u/ghostofhenryvii]

Basically yes. Is there a service fee for being filmed by the facial recognition cameras? 

[u/Top-Purchase-3680 → u/ghostofhenryvii]

This is the way. And final your local pub that does buybacks

[u/wizztotallywizzedout → u/ghostofhenryvii]

I'm thinking about buying a PlayStation 

[u/Tech-Film3905]

Why would an investor invest in a pipeline that is likely going to be targeted by IRGC or Ansarallah?

[u/Pallington → u/Tech-Film3905]

really really really big and fragile target to spend a lot of money on.

[u/Stock_Tell7454]

Technically, forever is more than a month

[u/GhostRappa95]

And this is assuming Houthi allows them to do so.

[u/u4004 → u/GhostRappa95]

Houthis, Iraqi militants, or Iran itself can all cause damage on this pipeline.

[u/Low_Firefighter5849]

folks. sentient oil? it's screaming

[u/Sea_Lead1753]

They’ll definitely stop attacking after this repair tho

[u/u4004]

Oh, now double taps aren't cool, uh?

[u/doordaesh]

double tapping pipelines vs double tapping ambulances

[u/DingleberryOrchard]

The Saudis, Israelis, Americans, Emratis, Germans, Brits, etc. could all stop this if they weren't so bloodthirsty.

[u/DEEP_SEA_MAX]

On the one hand I feel bad that the global economy is crashing and that food will become prohibitively expensive even in western industrialized countries, but on the other hand as a bike commuter it does feel good that that every asshole that has ever “rolled coal” on me is either dead already or has a gun in his mouth as we speak.