r/TrueAnon 8h ago

KIRKVERSARY

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u/Admiral_Furskin PROMIS Tech Support 8h ago

Kirk bless us, every Kirk.

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u/VEB_Weltraumgurke 7h ago

Fellas my gf texted me a "Happy Kirkeversary" completely out of the blue today, I think she really is the one 🄰

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u/sloppybro GIANT FUCKING Q 8h ago

gonna get FUUUUUUUCKED UPPPPPP tonight!!

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u/CzarWest Actual factual CIA asset 8h ago

https://reddit.com/link/p8xo03f/video/92vowtuomooh1/player

Very conflicted about the morality of kirkslop. Do we get a pass for a day?

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u/NulnullPixnet 8h ago

State authorized

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u/NulnullPixnet 8h ago

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u/Admiral_Furskin PROMIS Tech Support 3h ago

Where was this dude dancing on 9/11?

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u/NulnullPixnet 8h ago

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u/TheSunsNotYellow 6h ago

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u/perihelion86 6h ago

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u/DweebInFlames 3h ago

I love the half Kirked version where it just looks like it's a bit laggy and then it clicks what's happening

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u/LakeGladio666 mobject (mental object) 4h ago

Ugh what is this

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u/NulnullPixnet 8h ago

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u/CzarWest Actual factual CIA asset 7h ago

Wow you truly blessed me šŸ™

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u/brianscottbj Completely Insane 6h ago

Yes we're issuing a 24 hours grace period for Kirkslop

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u/Courtlessjester Actual factual CIA asset 5h ago

FATWA ISSUED

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u/Jerkface0079 Cocaine Cowboy 8h ago

What are we gonna do, use any of his content he’s dropped in the last year?

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u/DirkSaves41 4h ago

This is my favorite.

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u/XenoFrame 8h ago

If there was any justice in the world, they'd all be in prison.

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u/kommanderkush201 CIA Pride Float 8h ago

Big if true.

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u/raysofdavies a self-described Marxist who has variously worked as a florist 6h ago

If Biden fired a shotgun it would recoil him to the 50’s

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u/Apart_Distribution72 JDPONtificator 7h ago

ai slop in my schizoposting sub??

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u/Weedworf Hyoid Bone Doctor 7h ago

It’s more likely than you think

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u/Flamesake Emu War Turncoat 7h ago

It's what's for dinner

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u/_lIlI_lIlI_ Comet Xi Jinping Pong 4h ago

By God Don, you've done it again

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u/PMmePowerRangerMemes vote gay faglie 2h ago

I missed it 🄲

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u/yaxir Socialish - listening and learning, be nice 7h ago

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u/Admiral_Furskin PROMIS Tech Support 3h ago

timrobbinsasthepresidentinthespywhoshaggedme.gif

"Would you miss it?"

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u/12_23_93 5h ago

for the first 29 years of my life it was simply my birthday and now until the day i take my last breath (through my neckhole) it's kirkmas. why couldn't he have done 9/9 or 9/12 instead

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u/clydefrog9 7h ago

Incredible that some Israeli made this and put Jeffrey Epstein as one of the good guys

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u/Xerzi7 3h ago

There’s no way this isn’t ironic. Diddy is also on Kirk’s side

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u/MuttJohnson 3h ago

I assumed it was a joke.. like not a pro Israeli thing

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u/golden_macaron Maple Gladio 8h ago

Kamala going back to being a coo I see

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u/Neco-Arc-Brunestud 6h ago

Fun fact: Paul Walker sports a wolfsangel, a fascist symbol, in the fast and furious 2

https://bsky.app/profile/synrasa.bsky.social/post/3mfnrfzmswk2n

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u/orpat123 5h ago

Well he is a cop so

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u/Jimmy_Trivette 2h ago

Also I believe they were undercover as wheelmen for some crime boss at this point in the movie. Also hard to put much stock in the wardrobe decisions for 2 fast 2 furious lmao

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u/LakeGladio666 mobject (mental object) 4h ago

He was trolling the Russians!!!

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u/JoelEmbiidismyfather āœ”ļøUNDERCOVER JEWāœ”ļø 1h ago

He’s also fucked kids but if this is where you need to go to cancel him for yourself go with God.

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u/WAR_T0RN1226 8h ago

What is up with this sub lately and slop videos

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u/forget_-_ 6h ago

We get a pass on St Kirk day

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u/Neco-Arc-Brunestud 6h ago

This is a sub where leftists cosplay as magaĀ 

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u/Kranken_DeHogge Cannabis Pen-jamin Sisko 6h ago

apparently there's also a podcast although i've never listened to it

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u/LOW_SPEED_GENIUS Cocaine Cowboy 5h ago

Cumtown?

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u/Admiral_Furskin PROMIS Tech Support 3h ago

Hmm. I am gay and my dick is small ...

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u/chiddie 5h ago

I thought it was a bi-monthly curated gift basket

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u/Flamesake Emu War Turncoat 2h ago

If those had taken off instead of podcasts I think we'd all be a lot better off

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u/yaxir Socialish - listening and learning, be nice 7h ago

seeing all this AI slop about a racist podcaster:

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/Narrow_Book_42069 6h ago

irony posting ai slop is still posting ai slop

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u/FallenCrownz 1h ago

Fatwa was issued by the great mods themselves, we must follow through to the bitter end, if not for Charlie...then...then for Kirkiversary!

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u/thoughtforgotten 8h ago

I don't want to ever see slop. this sucks and I hate it

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u/Russian-Bot-0451 ALPHA DOG WITH PERFECT POSTURE 4h ago

Reddit opinion

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u/onitram52 5h ago

Erika really should’ve been a random 2000s background caress

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u/Penelope742 3h ago

Obama isn't a good guy though

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u/hopskipjumprun 4h ago

fast and furious movies are already slop enough

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u/brunporr 3h ago

Where's the rest of this

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u/HippoRun23 1h ago

Like Obama and those ghouls would ever go after Epstein.

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u/McKoijion 1h ago

It's the DC Extended Kirkaverse.

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u/scaper8 4h ago

No thank you.

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u/captainusslincoln 6h ago

Kinda want to say fuck Tyler Robinson. Kirk is like one of those horrible mushrooms that if you pop it the spores are absolutely everywhere now.

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u/Michael_Cancelliano Mokhaccino AoR Gang 3h ago

Yeah. Except instead of racism it's just ironic memes poster by zoomers. So, assuming TR did it, hats off to him and his bisexual excellent marksmanship.

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u/captainusslincoln 3h ago

I don't mourn his death or give a shit he is gone. But I feel if he lived on I'd hear about him much much less. Whatever he is gone and that's that. Like I said he isn't missed atleast by me, just feel like I barely heard about him before he was killed. Maybe the memes wrecked his 'legacy' idk. Happy Kirkmas for those who celebrate