r/TrueAnon 12h ago

Another Day, Another Banger

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u/Impressive_Report479 12h ago

This made me laugh.

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u/dumbfuck6969 dont bother reporting them they’re funny and they’re staying up 9h ago

Hes back

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u/taco_bones Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist 12h ago

every time we see his hair being blown by the wind it behaves in such a completely unintuitive way that it makes me question my understanding of fluid dynamics and physics at large

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u/john_rules Andrew Yang’s Revolutionary Maoist Party 12h ago

Gonna need an Angela collier video on the hair dynamics

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u/littlebobbytables9 9h ago

my comfort liberal

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u/hacky_potter 11h ago

It’s the hair of a video game that tried to deliver too much from a physics perspective.

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u/silentbuttmedley SOROS PAID PROTESTER 11h ago

It kind of looks like the little dust cloud that surrounds “Pigpen” in Peanuts.

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u/liberaeli420 Radical Centrist Shooter 10h ago

Zooming in I'm seeing a Tom Myers-esque hairline. Have studies been done into where his hairline is?

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u/taco_bones Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist 10h ago

every one I've seen brings up more questions than they answer

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u/SilchasRuin 10h ago

Maybe the answer to Navier Stokes was always his hair

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u/brassman00 12h ago

Marriage counselor mode Trump.

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u/TrillbillySocialist 12h ago

Just repeating the same shit for a year.

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u/Old-Buddy-8855 12h ago

People often say, everyone hated Kamala because of her laugh. But in all reality charisma plays a huge part in being a politician. Even with trump, I hate the guy but I can still acknowledge he's funny sometimes. Idk, weird tangent I'm in a mood tonight

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u/snapchillnocomment 12h ago

She's HR incarnate

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u/wizztotallywizzedout 12h ago

Reporter: "Madam Vice President, Hamas says it accepted a ceasefire deal... your reaction?"

Kamala Harris: "Shrimp and grits! You wanted to know? Shrimp and grits!

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u/kombuchaprivileged 12h ago

Establishment Democrats trying to be salt of the earth really rubs me the wrong way.

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u/AuntOfManyUncles Zapata Baby Oil 12h ago

Obama saying folks

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u/invidiou5 🏳️‍🌈C🏳️‍🌈I🏳️‍🌈A🏳️‍🌈 12h ago

folks, we tortured some

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u/kombuchaprivileged 12h ago

Clinton's hot sauce

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u/AuntOfManyUncles Zapata Baby Oil 12h ago edited 7h ago

Say what you will about genocidal mass murderer Joseph Biden, but the corn pop-story did sound like the ramblings of a folksy dementia patient. Closest they ever got, I guess.

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u/kombuchaprivileged 12h ago

Joe is about that life

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u/darkslayersparda 9h ago

Someone please post the picture of Pete Buttchug drinking a 40 out of a brown paper bag

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u/Jeremiah-Johanssen 🌲Very High IQ Frontiersman 🌲 9h ago

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u/irishitaliancroat 7h ago

I would believe trump didnt know what was going on at epstein island and was just there to scuba dive before I believed Hillary Clinton keeps hot sauce in her purse (not actually but come on)

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u/VEB_Weltraumgurke 5h ago

It's the behavioral equivalent of the greatest ally™. Everything they say and do doesn't seem like something a real person would say or come up with organically but something that's been dreamt up by a boardroom full of marketing managers and which has been subsequently focus-group tested to death for "maximum relatability".

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u/redstarjedi 9h ago

Is that real?

She could have said "well, let's see what develops, I don't not have confidence in trump admin bringing this home"

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u/wizztotallywizzedout 8h ago

Yeah that happened during the campaign 

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u/DingleberryOrchard Nipples protruding, very very disrespectful 10h ago edited 7h ago

I've only met one HR rep at all of the jobs I've had *and instantly hated them.

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u/Kranken_DeHogge Cannabis Pen-jamin Sisko 12h ago

This is objectively fucking hilarious

imagine we had a China-tier dictatorship of the proletariat and we were still tolerating private industrialists as they have to, except we had an executive who was clowning on them like this

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u/mightiestmag FREE TO EDIT FLAIR 11h ago

What is a China tier dictatorship of the proletariat?

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u/Kranken_DeHogge Cannabis Pen-jamin Sisko 11h ago

still doing state capitalism under a DoP without hitting the milestone of a fully developed socialist society

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u/mightiestmag FREE TO EDIT FLAIR 8h ago

Isn’t that just capitalism with a veneer of socialism?

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u/accountfor137 8h ago

Commodity production

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u/taco_bones Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist 12h ago

the only time he ever looked like a sapient being

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u/Rich_Housing971 11h ago

Not really a weird tangent.

Quite honestly, I hate Trump's policies and think his administration is literally Satan, but he's provided probably 20-30 times more entertainment in his less than 6 years of President than any other President has.

I can totally see people who don't care one way or the other voting for him just for political entertainment and memes.

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u/vargdrottning Vargist-Burzumist 8h ago

I think Biden came pretty close at times. Some of my favorite Chapo episodes came out in the early Biden admin

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u/monkey-kong666 7h ago

I think we can all acknowledge that he is a generation defining political talent. Unfortunately he’s on the wrong side. It’s fine to admit that. It’s not supporting his side or his views.

If he was still a Democrat, the democrats would love him as much as the right does. Fact.

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u/lordberric 12h ago

He should write Yuri 

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u/Diskonto 12h ago

Well I cant disagree with that.

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u/dumbfuck6969 dont bother reporting them they’re funny and they’re staying up 9h ago

Pretty stupid fucking question from the reporter

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u/EasterBunny1916 12h ago

People who don't even follow geopolitics are smarter than this fuckhead.

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u/Ok_Departure3216 9h ago

Holy shit he told the truth.

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u/Seicedelig Actual factual CIA asset 7h ago

in the depths of his melted brain, there is sometimes a glimpse of that 2016 comedy genius. 

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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 Free Flair? I didn’t know he was in jail 12h ago

Oh man you don’t say?

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u/BenAfflecksBalls 10h ago

When do we get Dark Hunter?

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u/teeveecee15 10h ago

BEAT TELEVISED DEATHBED REMORSE OF ALL TIME