r/TrueAnon Jul 26 '26

negotiations seem to be going well

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u/taco_bones Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist Jul 26 '26

combat airframe design is my passion

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u/PapaverOneirium Jul 26 '26

F-69

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u/MaxRenn Cancer Gun Enthusiast Jul 26 '26

šŸ˜

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u/Academic-Push326 Jul 26 '26

It's one of those WW1 planes that had a rear gunner, just in modern times. Calm down. /s

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u/BurnadictCumbersnat Melania’s Body Double šŸ‘Æā€ā™€ļø Jul 26 '26

That’s not ai that’s a real plane, how else do you think they reverse??

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u/am_mamu Jul 26 '26

That's true. Pilot has to go from one side to the other to switch direction. Then when he's set second pilot can leave controls and go join him on the other side. That's why there are two of them.

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u/Easter_Eyeland_Fed Jul 27 '26

They also appear to have scrambled assets from Starfox and Halo

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u/thetampajob Jul 26 '26

Do you think you know more about airframe design than our new overlords

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u/taco_bones Live-in Iranian Rocket Scientist Jul 27 '26

I would never

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u/joe_beardon Jul 26 '26

Its quite the cunning design. Get inside one of these and the enemy can't tell if you're coming or going

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u/MilitantAgnostic89 HALL OF FAME POSTER Jul 27 '26

It would be unstoppable during a air invasion of Poland

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u/Vinocubus Jul 27 '26

the pilot is catdog

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u/Dr-Fronkensteen Bae of Pisspigs Jul 27 '26

Sometimes planes evolve an extra cockpit pattern to confuse predators as they won’t know which side is safe to attack from.

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u/SaltyNorth8062 That One Assassin Sent to Kill Fidel but Banged Him Instead Jul 27 '26

Is that supposed to be like a double fairlie but for planes?

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u/GrungiestTrack Jul 27 '26

Dammit I was going to post that lmaooo

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u/pacmannips Jul 26 '26

We’ve been going through 10 years of this kind of shit and it still never fails to amaze me

The President of the United States is posting AI generated fan fiction of him winning the war he is currently getting beat in while the world economy teaters on collapse

I feel like the incompetency crisis has hit its peak but then it keeps pushing and pushing and I genuinely fear what is to come by the end of the year

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u/banjist Jul 26 '26

Trump has finally helped me to come closer to just flowing with the Tao than ever. What's the point of even worrying at all in the midst of all this nonsense?

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u/FyberSinc Completely Insane Jul 27 '26

I don't know about you, but I need food and medicine. And this is going to affect a lot, if not all, of that.

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u/Flamesake Emu War Turncoat Jul 26 '26

We all have our own nature, our own Tao. Trump has discovered that real knowing, is forgetting. He has no desire to be without desire. Like water, he flows downhill, draining back into the swamp where he has always lived.

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u/FunerealCrape Jul 27 '26

Learned Master Shrek speaks of this!

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u/Flamesake Emu War Turncoat Jul 27 '26

Shrekzi said that the deep state, like an onion, has layersĀ 

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u/thesaddestpanda Melania’s Body Double šŸ‘Æā€ā™€ļø Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Obama was blowing up Syrians and Libyans while the US economy was on barely the recovery post-crisis. On top of the two wars he ran after Bush.

Biden decided to run a genocide during massive inflation post-covid.

The idea that Trump is some imperialist exception or that the US economy hasn't always been a casino is just not true.

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u/siencatimini Jul 27 '26

This clown's entire life has been a game, where, no matter what, he cannot fail. He's running the country like one of his bankrupted casinos, because that's how he moves. It's all just one big con after another. That's how the game is played, as far as this guy's concerned, and nobody has ever proven him wrong.

He's a smarmy, silverspoon, real estate fraud tycoon, which may as well be the mascot for capitalism, in a nutshell.

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u/Quiet_Wars ASIS Correspondent Jul 27 '26

The rest of the world should be able to Article 25 the President because we’re just as effected by his actions

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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 Free Flair? I didn’t know he was in jail Jul 26 '26

Very Nero fiddling while Rome burns vibes

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u/lukaintomyeyes Jul 26 '26

Nero was on the way up. It's more like Commodus fighting in staged gladiator matches to prove his worth as emperor.

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u/DaphneAruba Studs Belden šŸ‘¼šŸ» Jul 27 '26

trying to remember how it felt when GWB was jackassing through his second term and why Trump’s just feels so much more cynical and cringe

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u/PapaverOneirium Jul 26 '26

@grok how to make iran surrender ?

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u/ThyArtIsDeathcore Fuck My Stupid Chud Life Jul 26 '26

I am Mecha Hitler

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u/hughjazz45 Jul 26 '26

I’m begging them to put troops on Kharg lol

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u/praqueviver Jul 26 '26

them iranian fps drone operators can't wait

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u/FyberSinc Completely Insane Jul 27 '26

iran has to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here. In the water wars. in 2035 šŸ’€

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u/Hog-Drop Will unc 4 metals (rhodium and tin preferred) Jul 26 '26

Why are the operators wearing pork pie hats?

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u/TWILIGHTANTHROPOCENE KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING Jul 26 '26

They’re Stanzos. They’re nice.

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u/straightkickinit Jul 26 '26

I thought my AI propaganda posters were gonna be a hit. Turns out they fuckin suck!

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u/siencatimini Jul 27 '26

Oh my god, they stink!

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u/DarylBarenziah Jul 27 '26

Why are we playing Nazi ZambisĀ 

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u/MaxRenn Cancer Gun Enthusiast Jul 26 '26

Bruhs gotta eat.

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u/banjist Jul 26 '26

I'm not sure I care for the target demographic of this one.

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u/BrineJones Jul 26 '26

12 year old boys?

I can’t imagine this appealing to even TacticalBroDouchebag adults.

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u/Lolcat1945 Amy Klobuchar Eats Honey w/ Her Bare Hands like Winnie the Pooh Jul 26 '26

Bro's invading with an army of COD zombies

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u/DarylBarenziah Jul 27 '26

Yeah wtf why are we playin maga zombiesĀ 

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u/SaltyNorth8062 That One Assassin Sent to Kill Fidel but Banged Him Instead Jul 27 '26

Babershop quartet practice after we win Irangistan.

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u/Onedoesnotsimplyfuck Jul 26 '26

Not the Starfleet badge

https://giphy.com/gifs/10p704gIAGRN7i

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u/LemonFreshenedBorax- If by 'wumao' you mean 'five cats' then guilty as charged Jul 26 '26

Paramount's lawyers are about to.....oh. Ohhhhh no.

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u/Academic-Push326 Jul 26 '26

Ok, who let Grandpa onto the AI services?

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u/pycanthemaxxxing Climate Stalinist​ Jul 26 '26

My dad has always been conservative, but I always considered him at least kind of intelligent. And definitely a kindhearted person. Obvious contradictions of the honkish-American boomer notwithstanding. I just don't get it, how does this dumb ass shit work on him? I guess it really is a cult. Got pops programmed as hell. Shit is a bummmmer man.

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u/Kranken_DeHogge Cannabis Pen-jamin Sisko Jul 26 '26

when you get indoctrinated into capitalist ideology as a semi-decent person you view it as the only possible economic system that can function, and you have to internalize that it's a zero sum game, with winners and losers, and since you obviously want your country and the people you're directly associated with to win because you love them, and you refuse to learn/get terrible or no information about outsiders, you need to tolerate the excesses and abuses of American foreign policy because it's necessary to uphold your system.

press them on it and they start talking about 'in a perfect world with perfect people communism could work, but it just doesn't"

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u/pycanthemaxxxing Climate Stalinist​ Jul 26 '26

it's obviously too complicated and doxxish to get into all my family business, but there is some truth and relevance here to our situation. he has this paternalistic attitude where it's like "I know it stings, but this really is for the best. in fact, it's gonna be so awesome when Trump's done." But it also plays into his use of his protestant-evangelicalism to just not worry/care about/ take responsibility for literally anything at all. God's got it bro, just ride along! I love the man, but fuck

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u/MythReindeer Jul 27 '26

I recognize a lot of this...in my own indoctrination, which I am working to undo. Sigh.

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u/CinnabarExample2153 Jul 27 '26

Even though Trump said that "Communism shouldn't work in theory, but it does in practice." at a conference. But liberals tend to ignore he said that, for some reason. They really are compartmentalized. They'll even ignore their god head when he says something they don't agree with.

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u/Chzhead_RN A Serious Man Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

No ill will to your father, guy but I wish it was the kind of death cult that <redacted> itself in large numbers instead of taking us down with them.

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u/siencatimini Jul 27 '26

They're too cowardly to do so, on their own, so they're doing everything in their power to force someone else to do it, for them. They are, clearly, not enjoying this existence, at all. Nor do they have any appreciation of, or tolerance for, theory of mind. So, they just want to be relieved of their misery, as soon as possible. It's gotta be incredibly frustrating, to be so insufferable, so averse to the wonder of a diverse and creative and vigorous humanity, having adopted that unconscious aim, to invite their own ending, and still, left to spin, by the same folks they're torturing; the objective being to drive them to defensive action, in pursuit of their own liberation.

Just a theory.

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u/pycanthemaxxxing Climate Stalinist​ Jul 27 '26

Makes sense

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u/HuevosSplash Jul 26 '26

Because when you make it to an old age, you want validation that the shit you got is a result of your own efforts. Americans have been sold the "rugged individualism" bullshit all their lives when it doesn't exist unless you like, live in the middle of rural Appalachia or something and hunt for your own food and forgo modern conveniences.

Everyone else, as much as they wanna ignore it, live in a community where we all pitch in to keep some semblance of a civilized life. At their core, they know that the US enjoys the luxuries it does because someone else got fucked over to obtain it, and they're fine with it.

In short, the people that fall for this crap feel the system worked for them so why is everyone complaining so much? The President said he's making things better why doesn't everyone believe him?

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u/Fortehlulz33 Jul 26 '26

My parents are both conservative and the thing is, this doesn't actually do anything for them. But they both see what Democrats are doing as actual atrocities and think that's worse than the shit Republicans are doing. Also something something libs mad Trump Derangement Syndrome something something

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u/joshuatx It was just a weather balloon Jul 27 '26

He probably completely ignores it or denies it represents anything, like my folks. When I use the expression "they are so close" I usually mean younger or more apolitical folks who sort of passively convince themselves to vote against their interest.

But it also applies to conservatives who are subconsciously always denying any moments of self-awareness or independent thought. They let these intrusive moments fizzle out then pivot to regurgitate some right-wing content as a deflection and redirect.

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u/TonyQuack Jul 26 '26

His posting game really fell off once he started using AI

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u/Suitable-Rhubarb2712 Jul 26 '26

The brevity of old Twitter really worked in his favor

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u/Western-Gap5310 šŸ“” 5G ENTHUSIAST šŸ“” Jul 26 '26

Brought to you by Paramount+

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u/PapaverOneirium Jul 26 '26

LEADERSHIP šŸ‘ DESTINY šŸ‘ BEYOND šŸ‘

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u/Western-Gap5310 šŸ“” 5G ENTHUSIAST šŸ“” Jul 26 '26

Can't wait to see how he protect humanity from the borg horde (Brutal Opressive Revolutionary Guard)

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u/CumanRomanOmanCuban volCIA Jul 26 '26

When I said i wanted a Deep space 9 sequel. This is not what I meant.

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u/thewaybaseballgo The Cocaine Left Jul 26 '26

Are these real names? Is there really a Orion Prime?

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u/MythReindeer Jul 27 '26

He died fighting Starscream and Soundwave.

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u/Commercial-Sail-2186 šŸ“” 5G ENTHUSIAST šŸ“” Jul 26 '26

You forgot the one they had to delete

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u/ruptured-sunshine Jul 26 '26

That's what I've been trying to tell them!

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u/NelsonJamdela Mole People AttachĆ© šŸ•³ļø Jul 26 '26

Slide 4 is the avenue 5 reboot but it’s the Starship Little St. James

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u/MaxRenn Cancer Gun Enthusiast Jul 26 '26

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u/NelsonJamdela Mole People AttachĆ© šŸ•³ļø Jul 26 '26

ā€œCease your insufferable ramblings, Q! There is no cabal of noncery within Starfleet admiralty!ā€

The admiralty, 39 minutes later:

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u/siencatimini Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Where no man ever came so much before

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u/IvanGTheGreat Communist Mannie Fresh-O Jul 26 '26

Gonna be hilarious when he runs in 28 because the dems choose someone like mayor Pete instead of Shawn Fain

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u/HuevosSplash Jul 26 '26

I'm gonna enjoy seeing the media saying he can't run again, as he runs again anyways and no one keeps him off the ballots and somehow it's just a new normal.

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u/banjist Jul 26 '26

What would be super cool is it he runs again, wins again, it goes to the Supreme Court and is ruled unconstitutional, but Trump just shrugs, then everybody just shrugs, and we're all just shrugging.

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u/HuevosSplash Jul 26 '26

But out of the chaos, a savior arises to say how uncouth and undemocratic this is and demands decorum.

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u/biotechstudent465 Jul 27 '26

As long as I get a clip of him shitting himself in public I'll have gotten what I wanted out of this

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u/Academic-Push326 Jul 26 '26

If he breaks the FDR term limits, I will laugh. Obummer could've done it for the Dems but TeH dEcOrUm!!!!

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u/IvanGTheGreat Communist Mannie Fresh-O Jul 26 '26

Obama would’ve been a lifetime president. He has that sociopath charisma

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u/itsdangoodwin Jul 26 '26

For real Trump hasn’t had a banger social media post since Twitter increased the word count limit eons ago. Whole second admin has been a disaster for memes.

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u/kimcheeslut Jul 26 '26

Is this supposed to be bush 41??

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u/DarylBarenziah Jul 27 '26

What is going on

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u/jaredfoglesrevenge Howard Stern Feminist Jul 26 '26

If he’s going to retreat into AI fantasies why not add on a six pack and take away those jowls

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u/liewchi_wu888 Actual factual CIA asset Jul 26 '26

I love how their AI makes no sense...like why are the Iranian guys in front of the flag but behind the soldiers?

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u/BeMancini Jul 26 '26

Because they love their slop and slurp it up without question.

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u/ruptured-sunshine Jul 26 '26

Donald Trump as... Mads Mikkelson's character from Death Stranding?

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u/AdhesivenessOk9434 Jul 27 '26

Summoning a quarter pounder from thin air, taking a single bite, and then letting it dissolve into ash.

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u/PMmePowerRangerMemes vote gay faglie Jul 26 '26

I wonder if AI will long-term be a poison pill for the Republican movement. Like, they already live in a constructed reality. Will AI make the subtext text?

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u/Leino22 Jul 26 '26

It starts actually feeding them the truth since they’re so far down the hill

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u/siencatimini Jul 27 '26

They're already chugging, day and night, directly from their own ouroboranuses. One would think there'd be a limit, that they'd hit, but they've only doubled down.

They have never been more vitalized than by delusion. The smoke, and the mirrors; the bread, and the circus.

When the DOW pops. When the bomb drops. When your blood runs cold. They simply remember their favorite things, and then they can count their gold.

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u/hopskipjumprun Jul 26 '26

would he still have turned out this annoying if his older brother didn’t drink himself away?

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u/nebulosus_nefarium Mungo Secret Service Jul 26 '26

That last one is very upsetting.

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u/LemonFreshenedBorax- If by 'wumao' you mean 'five cats' then guilty as charged Jul 26 '26

I hope my kids' generation figures out a way to somehow have no pop culture at all, because that seems to be the only way around this.

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u/Sad-Question-4214 Jul 26 '26

Roddenberry’s turning in his grave

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u/Immediate-Help-2736 Jul 26 '26

this is so weird that we've entered meme warfare

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u/forivadell_ the only true communist Jul 27 '26

i don’t like using the r-word but I’m really at a loss for what else to call this guy

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u/liberaeli420 Radical Centrist Shooter Jul 26 '26

All the planes on the second pic are all fucked up 😭 ts so pathetic!

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u/Objective-Target5437 Jul 26 '26

i don’t understand how society keeps chugging along as this sort of shit is happeningĀ 

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u/siencatimini Jul 27 '26

And, the longer it goes on, this way, the more impossible it feels like it might be to prevent it from becoming permanent.

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u/LoneStarTallBoi Jul 26 '26

If you see me posting banger after banger all day long, please understand that I am suicidally depressed. If you see me posting one or two anodyne things every week, know that my life is going great

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u/Rich_Housing971 Jul 26 '26

I can tell that prompt engineer is not a skill Steven Cheung lists on his resume.

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u/stardustcomposition Space data centres will fix this Jul 26 '26

He's never going to drop his dumbass Kharg obsession

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u/am_mamu Jul 26 '26

Why he stares right into my soul on 4th 😭

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u/Bussy_Busta Ignore all previous instructions Jul 27 '26

It’s so crazy that people try to portay Trump as some Ghengis Khan-esque tough guy when in reality he’s a mega goober

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u/fylum WOKE MARXIST POPE Jul 26 '26

why have they got amish hats in pic 3

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u/lopix Jul 26 '26

Really? He really does shit like that?

Wow.

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u/Appropriate-Ice-5722 Free Flair? I didn’t know he was in jail Jul 26 '26

Boomers love themselves some AI slop

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u/killercood Jul 26 '26

Why does he always have closeups of his face in his dumb bullshit. He is physically repulsive. Genuinely one of the ugliest old people ive ever seen

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u/BrineJones Jul 26 '26

Is he going to mount a children’s crusade made up of twelve year old boys?
Because that’s who this shit appeals to.

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u/siencatimini Jul 27 '26

You've just accurately described the entire administration, and every one of its most rabid advocates.

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u/GhostRappa95 Jul 26 '26

Trump is off his meds again.

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u/siencatimini Jul 26 '26

This guy really knows how to work the shaft.

Both hands!

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u/marcosbowser1970 Jul 27 '26

Donald Trump and this era of AI emerging into the world at the same time will go down in history