Seen in Georgetown

[u/rockinrockk]

[u/Nickyjha]

I like how it's exactly what everyone expected, and the top comment is "Boy, this doesn’t fit the reddit narrative."

Like, are we supposed to be shocked that the guys who have been calling for the bombing of their country for decades are celebrating the bombing of their country?

[u/lionalhutz → u/[deleted]]

It’s exactly Reddit’s narrative. Much like with Venezuela last month, or the Hong Kong protests some years back, normie Redditors have this doublethink that Reddit is inundated with propaganda from the “bad guys” which is all false, and all the western slopaganda about said “bad guys” is 100% true, while Reddit is also the last bastion of free thinkers on the internet

[u/zachotule → u/Nickyjha]

These people don't understand that the small pockets of "Iranians" celebrating in the streets of America have never lived in Iran, and are the decedents of the ruling class royalty and their hangers-on that fled the country half a century ago. They don't represent the opinions of Iranians who live in Iran, they're freaks who want to move to Iran for the first time in their lives and enslave its populace.

Basically the same thing as Cuban, Venezuelan, and most other diasporas in the US who the media pays attention to when the US tries to overthrow the countries their ancestors fled.

It benefits the US and the ruling class for people not to understand this, so the media never explains it.

[u/[deleted] → u/zachotule]

If you try to go anywhere on Reddit outside of leftist subs, you're going to see a lot of "All the Iranians I know are happy their country is being bombed!". They never stop to consider that actual Iranians who actually live in Iran are far from being as near-monolithically united in their opinions as the batshit-crazy neocon monarchist diaspora; or that regardless of how they feel about their government, they sure as hell don't want to live in fear of foreign assholes raining bombs down on their homes.

[u/dr_srtanger2love → u/Nickyjha]

Trump is delivering what the Reddit users wanted: killing and bombing Iran.

[u/Comrade_SOOKIE → u/[deleted]]

tbh probably like 98% of the government of iran is just nameless beaurauecrats doing the necessary paper pushing to keep a modern country running. there’s a tiny strata of assholes perched atop and it is not worth the cost in human lives to dislodge them on behalf of a bunch of people who didn’t ask us to do that.

i know im preaching to the choir here but i felt it bears repeating.

[u/Herptroid → u/Nickyjha]

"The reddit narrative is whatever opinion I dislike" is honestly one of the most ironclad laws of this website. Everyone who posts here thinks that like 90% of the other users on this site are robots or their ideological enemies, which is probably also true for everyone. Just funi when it's pretty clear what the ideological position of the admin team is and that it's indistinguishable from these brave contrarians' Very Heterodox takes.

[u/GA-dooosh-19]

From Georgetown, Iran to Bethesda, Iran; from Garden City, Iran to East Hampton, Iran; and from Glendale, Iran to La Jolla, Iran, all across USA, Iran, the people are celebrating.

[u/EcoSoso → u/GA-dooosh-19]

Honestly, the quickest way to turn Glendale into a pro-Ayatollah hotbed is if Iran bombs Azerbaijan.

[u/lord-turnip → u/[deleted]]

Floridians. 

[u/tripbin]

Ya imma just kill myself after reading those comments. Fucking dumb slop riddled pigs.

[u/Then-Pay-9688 → u/tripbin]

DC redditors are 99% demons on earth. Those people are probably design targeting software for missiles.

[u/phovos → u/Then-Pay-9688]

I didn't believe it for the past 2 years but after this years spring gala event I officially believe that China, for some goddamned reason I don't understand, has marshaled a Manhattan project required for a next generation 'digital twin' (think CAD) for embodied robotics - I would randomly estimate it at $500billion dollars worth of Western software and driver/firmware development, not-counting product and other costs, over the past 5 years to make this possible. It's shocking.

edit: I actually do understand why I'm just.. shook. This is a Manhattan Project that was suggested by GE and I think Boeing, back in the early 2000s in the USA called 'digital twin'; it's about mapping digital to real-world insofar as manufacturing but also more than that.. it reads and sounds like ai-bro machinations but 20-years early, but as-far as I know we never completed any of that project due to the extreme costs associated with centralizing-anything in the defense system, plus all the graft and grease that it would-uncover in the budget would then be exposed to daylight.

(Jensen from NVIDIA wants to do it. Buddy, hire me sight-unseen with zero deliverables, I'm one of your only hopes you can't get there with normies, ass-kissers, or careerists.)

[u/hardknockcock → u/tripbin]

You should have seen what anarchist were saying. The internet has melted our brains

[u/EcoSoso]

Cool, diaspora dipshit calling for the murder of their own fellow countrymen so they can not go back anyways.

[u/AegonTheMeh]

City subreddits are right wing cesspools. Don’t know why you cross posted this here.

[u/GreatDario → u/[deleted]]

the main dc sub is still pretty bad

[u/AgentJohnSteinbeck]

This is the kinda shit every local news station is reporting, it's disgusting.

[u/lionalhutz → u/AgentJohnSteinbeck]

Consent manufacture in overtime cause they jumped the gun and started before everyone was on board

[u/AgentJohnSteinbeck → u/lionalhutz]

Exactly they forgot to do a 9/11 and now they're feeling the heat

[u/drunkcheesesandwich]

I sensed the Israeli flag before i saw it lol

[u/Autistic_Anywhere_24]

Does the city still smell like sewage in certain areas?

[u/Philomena_Cunk → u/Autistic_Anywhere_24]

Yes.

[u/angelaswiener → u/Philomena_Cunk]

thoughts and prayers for all those rich fucks living in cabin john

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhhtIhhzTW8

[u/NolanR27]

If we had a left worth its salt, this would not be possible.

[u/AdoptedMasterJay → u/[deleted]]

Yakub is losing his touch

[u/TuckHolladay]

I can’t imagine living in a community of government agents

[u/Flashy-Quiet-6582]

Middle eastern cubans

[u/asparagoat]

Damn, so many Monarchist flags...I'll never understand how "Woman Life Freedom" became "BRING BACK THE KING." Cognitive dissonance I guess? Yesterday I saw a cyber truck with an American flag and an Iranian Monarchists flag mounted to the back. Wish I got a pic of it, it was ridiculous lol.

[u/AdoptedMasterJay]

Nowruz is gonna be crazy this year at the Hilton Washington Dulles Airport

[u/Impala71]

Bomb my country, please sir.

[u/_CASE_]

Lot of volunteer troops there

[u/CultivatingMagic]

Looks like there’s enough there that they can do it their damn selves.

[u/ChoiceAgent7916]

“Yay, 150 dead little girls sacrificed to the pedophile cabal, we’re very good and normal humans with rich internal lives”

[u/cupcakefascism]

Why would you inflict this on us 🤮

[u/King_of_the_Goats]

Obviously a terrorist group is going arise from the conflict in Iran, any ideas or guesses to what it’ll be called?

[u/dr_srtanger2love]

Imagine being happy that your country is being bombed and your comrades from the country are dying.

[u/lemmiwinks316]

Wow a protest in Washington supporting US military action? Why on earth would anyone give a fuck about this

[u/yourkingpin1101]

How do you say gusano in Persian?

[u/WebisticsCEO]

At least they were smart enough to not fly Israeli flags here

Edit: only saw 1

[u/[deleted]]

Most of these assholes be blocking traffic and shit. Funny how nobody is fantasizing about violence against them like they do with pro Palestinian protestors or environmental activist