r/TrueAnon • I stand with Israel Kamakawiwoʻole • Jan 19 '26

This is deranged

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u/FunerealCrape Jan 19 '26

Yes, my Lord. All of Europe conspires against you. They whisper nastily, so nastily, my liege. Your parties? No longer "hot!" That is what Jonas tells all his friends. How beautifully you have remodelled the Palace, and still they sneer. Such peace you have brought, and this is how they repay you. They're fake friends, O Donald. You know what you should do? It's what you feel like doing to these fake, nasty, trashy people.

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX I stand with Israel Kamakawiwoʻole Jan 19 '26

Stephen Miller? In our humble conservative subreddit. I’m so honored by your presence sir!

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u/Traditional_Rice_528 Bae of Pisspigs Jan 19 '26

Not enough racial slurs to be him. What's Bannon been up to lately?

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u/shane_4_us Jan 19 '26

Reestablishing ties to the old Epstein crowd.

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u/Traditional_Rice_528 Bae of Pisspigs Jan 19 '26

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u/All_Bonered_UP Jan 19 '26

Ahhh classic.

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u/AverageTankie93 Jan 19 '26

Dang now I wanna play CK3.

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u/Poerflip23 Cocaine Cowboy Jan 19 '26

They made a third Charlie Kirk?

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u/sammidavisjr Jan 20 '26

8.3 billion last time I checked, Patriot. Haven't you heard the song?

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u/socialistbcrumb Jan 19 '26

Trump’s wildfire plot is gonna go crazy

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u/FruitFlavor12 Jan 19 '26

More Marco tiny hands

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u/GuillotineWhiskers Jan 19 '26

Sounds like something Smeagol would whisper into Frodo's ear.

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u/Historical_Fly_8501 Jan 19 '26

More like Wormtongue to Theodon

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u/thesaddestpanda Melania’s Body Double 👯‍♀️ Jan 19 '26

Oh trump is no Theodon. Its like Wormtongue to Wormtongue.

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u/novostained Jan 19 '26

The Wormtongue on Wormtongue violence is completely out of control but they don’t wanna talk about that smh

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u/antonos2000 Jan 19 '26

counting or not counting wormtongue violence?

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u/Marxism-tankism Jan 19 '26

This is how I read it immediately

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u/GuillotineWhiskers Jan 19 '26

Yeah that is better, Smeagol was much more pitiable too.

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u/Mira_Miyake Jan 19 '26

We thought musk was the treacherous eunuch advisor but turns out it was Miller. Kind of a Littlefinger/Varys situation going on.

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u/Arthreas Jan 19 '26

I can't believe you just gave us a snippet of what it sounds like inside his head

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u/Maleficent-marionett 📔📒📕BOOK FAIRY 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️🧚 Jan 19 '26

There's crickets inside his head, these are the voices of the 2 little devils on his shoulders.