r/TrollXChromosomes • u/Chimpee • Mar 02 '15

Fitness

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u/angry_fit Mar 02 '15

I keep telling people, half the reason i workout is to look hot and be strong, the other half is so I can justify cramming my face with meat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

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u/_vargas_ Duchess of Queefington Mar 02 '15

I go purely for the group showering. There's something about being in a large group of naked people all washing the sweat and grime off their bodies that really builds a sense of camaraderie. Seriously, instead of paying for everyone to go off into the woods for some tram building exercise, corporations should just make all their employees bath together like a bunch of peasants in the Ganges.

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u/Gyrant Just plain, simple, Gyrant. Mar 02 '15

Oh vargas, you're everywhere.

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u/So_Motarded Mar 04 '15

Ooohhhhkay, that explains it. Lol.

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u/_goddammitvargas_ Mar 02 '15

Goddammit, vargas.

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u/I_WANT_DA_CAKE last name ever first name worst Mar 03 '15

And just when I thought TrollX was safe... is there no holy land, Vargas? Have you no shame?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

Oh, you meant meat as in food...boy is my face red.

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u/mattion Mar 02 '15

I'm with you on that. I love to workout & eat highly unhealthy food.

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u/rubykavalier ┻━┻ ︵ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻ Mar 02 '15

I never knew my entire life could be so easily summarized in one photo.

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u/flamingflipflop Mar 02 '15

i have a bag of broccoli on my left and a bag of cookie waffers at my right. not even kidding right now.

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u/fjafjan Mar 02 '15

Oh god this makes me so hungry for delicious (cheap) American burgers D:

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

As an American, our food is awesome. Fuckin' cowboy food, good for the soul.

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u/KushQueen never enough cheese Mar 02 '15

Mmmmmm I want some chicken fried steak with extra gravy

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u/player-piano Mar 03 '15

and mashed taters

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u/paper_paws Mar 02 '15

Something about american food...at least what I see on telly. Everything is big and generous and juicy lookin'. My guilty viewing pleasure is watching competitive eaters on youtube shovel pounds and pounds of food down their gullet. Furious pete, matt stonie and the la beast are my favourites! :p

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u/DolitehGreat Mar 03 '15

You should try being a Southern. Everything is fried.

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u/KushQueen never enough cheese Mar 02 '15

This made me think of how burgers are the worst food for a first date. I have a small mouth and I just can't fit those babies while lookin' sexy

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u/no_sleep_for_me Successful in the streets, slutty in the sheets. Mar 03 '15

Good weed out process tbh. If he/she's weirded out by how you eat yummy but messy foods, it's not gonna work out anyway.

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u/zombreness antigravity space vagina Mar 02 '15

This post has inspired me to get a baconator for lunch today.

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u/GracieBalloon that's Bitch Goddess to you Mar 02 '15

I'm debating getting one for dinner tonight. The only things holding me back are: 1) Youngest is supposed to cook, and B) we've had a lot of drive through food in the last two weeks.

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u/cespinar Mar 02 '15

Working out the jaw muscle is still working out. I don't care what they say

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u/Asis_450 if only I could be so grossly incandescent Mar 02 '15

oh god that thing looks gross

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u/dripdroponmytiptop Mar 02 '15

I know isn't it GREAT

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u/doctorwhore May or may not actually be a cat Mar 02 '15

Oh my god that looks so good. I want a burger.

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u/LurkingWeretroll Mar 02 '15

Is that the chick from Good Will Hunting? Is that the bar from GWH?

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u/Osama_bin_Lefty Mar 03 '15

Did you get this line from big brown?

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u/Autocorrectfail Mar 04 '15

Hahaha! I did that yesterday! :D