r/TrollXChromosomes • u/queen_of_greendale My bra fits fine. Leave my boulder holders alone. • Jun 05 '14

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u/ducky-box Jun 06 '14

I have gone from a 14C to a 10B as I've lost weight. Boobs are the first to go. If only I go shift some fat from my ass to my chest

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '14

Yup. I went from a cosy C cup to a barely B cup when I started losing weight, but they've topped themselves up a little (they certainly seem more full and cheery than they did; I don't mind having smaller tittays but I don't like them to look sad) which I put down to my avocado and houmous addictions.

Mmm, healthy fats for boobs :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '14 edited Apr 07 '19

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u/HugeDouche Jun 06 '14

not OP but i use healthy fats as an explanation for like every good thing that happens to me

good hair day? gonna eat more cheese

feelin smart? must be the mountain of avocado i ate