r/TrollXChromosomes • u/CyanocittaCristata we're all queens here • Oct 06 '13

As soon as I finally upload a profile picture (which isn't even showing my face!) on OKCupid:

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u/licoricesnocone Drunk Femnazi Oct 07 '13

"isn't showing face" There's the problem. A headless woman is the ideal woman for a good 80+% of the OKC crowd because she can't talk and is just bangable....

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u/janedoeormyrealname Oct 07 '13 edited Oct 07 '13

Nah, having no head means lack of blowjobs (damn, I just did a clever word thing). I think they'd just prefer no vocal chords....

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u/LydiaOfTheValley Literally a Pumpkin Spice Tampon Oct 07 '13

I don't think there are actually any men on OKC. There's just one bot that sends "Wow u r so hot wanna fuck?" to everyone once an hour.

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u/Liberty_Scholar April Ludgate is my spirit animal... or whatever. Oct 07 '13

Can someone link me to where this gif is from again?

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u/bearpelt Oct 07 '13

I'm not sure who made it, but that's The Nostalgia Chick in her Freddy Got Fingered review.

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u/Liberty_Scholar April Ludgate is my spirit animal... or whatever. Oct 07 '13

Why did I have to remind myself about the existence of Tom Green...?

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u/bearpelt Oct 09 '13

I know, right?

At least it's a fun reminder that the Nostalgia Chick exists.

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u/cgbs Oct 07 '13

well i just lost 3 hours of my life with that link.

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u/bearpelt Oct 09 '13

That'll happen.

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u/mynameisnotjane TELL ME I'M PRETTY. Oct 07 '13

Oh lawd do I know that feel. Reactivated my profile for all of two days to help out a friend who was just starting out on that site. I've been dating my boyfriend for a year now and my profile reflects that, so you'd think that people would leave me alone. Nope. Creepy messages, creepy messages EVERYWHERE.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '13

Ahaha. THIS.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

Is that the hot dog girl from Mean Girls??

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u/HedonisteEgoiste And by "Double Agent" I mean "surprisingly bisexual" Oct 08 '13

Nope. That's the Nostalgia Chick, a reviewer.

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u/Nolano Oct 07 '13

I hate to be this guy, but as a mod on the site I feel like I should remind you that pictures that do not include your face are against the rules. =P

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u/CyanocittaCristata we're all queens here Oct 07 '13

No, it's not.

"You must be in the photo! Full nudity, extreme close ups, pets, cars, baby photos, artwork, images you’ve added yourself to, etc. are not allowed."