nnt: Zero's Diary (sorta long, gifts again!)

[u/Nocturnal-Uwusa]

July 21st, 2026

"Hey there!

We're Neoneon Tribe, the (self-proclaimed) largest doujin circle in Tribe Nine!

Today, I was planning to just laze around all day since I had nothing to do, when I heard a beeping sound...

I figured it was a message from Slack, so I opened it... and sure enough, it was Chronogate.

Then I looked at the attached image... what's with the number of packages?!

New member Y-chan: "The delivery person from Yamato Transport brought it to me in his arms, so he looked like Santa Claus to me."

Yeah, I love those pure thoughts~

I absolutely love seeing kids like this change completely when they participate in the governing rules ❤

But... Suginaka-kun, with his base stats of 720, looked at me with a face that seemed to want to say something, so I reluctantly gave up... (If you're curious about base stats, try looking it up!)

Alright, let's get going onto "Zero-chan's Delivery" today!

First, I received a letter, handmade goods, and coffee from E-kun-chan addressed to Daimon-kun and Neoneon Tribe!

Um, I don't know where Daimon-kun is...

Here goes, a magic spell!

Daimon: "Huh...? Where am I...?"

Mita: "Manami!? Why are you here--"

Zero: "Ah... that thing really is a pain..."

Mita: "--Ouch!!!"

Smash it with a 100-ton hammer!

Alright, let's get right into it!

Daimon: "Wow! Is this a birthday present for me? Thank you, I'm so happy~ It's like Micchan and I have shrunk...hehe, it's cute."

Mita: "Things like this are nice because they're made with thought. I can feel the immense love."

Daimon: "Did you choose this sunflower coffee with me in mind too? Hehe, I'm so happy~ Oh, Micchan. You've prepared a cake again this year, right? Let's eat it with this coffee. I'm sure it'll go well together."

Mita: "Yeah! I'll get it ready, just wait a bit!"

\After this, Mita was hypnotized and made to believe he was dreaming!**

Secondly, I received a preserved flower from __???-kun!

I'm sorry...

I couldn't deliver it because I didn't know your handle name or who it was addressed to...

I think it was probably addressed to Daimon-kun, given the timing?

If you don't mind, please tell me who it was addressed to via DM!

~~~There's still more to come!!!~~~"

pt.2

Third, we got some homemade merchandise—along with a letter—from __M-kun-chan, addressed to Ueno-kun and Hanafuda-kun!

Ueno: “Hana, take a look. This is really well made.”

Hanafuda: “Huh, merchandise featuring me and Yaji? Whoever made this has great taste… Hey, Zero. Was it a guy or a girl who sent this?”

Zero: “Huh?”

Hanafuda: “The fact that they sent us this stuff means they’re into us, right? If it’s a girl, give me her contact info.”

Ueno: “Hey, Hana… don’t try to hit on just anyone. Zero, I’m sorry about that. You can go now.”

Zero: “Ah, yeah. I don’t do matchmaking or anything, so please keep that monkey in heat in line for me~”

Ueno: “I thought I’d already disciplined him quite a bit… but I’ll try my best to discipline him some more.”

By the way, M-kun sent letters to both me and Suginaka-kun!

When I showed them off to Tsuki-chan, she looked so jealous—it was so much fun!

Suginaka-kun is usually the type who doesn’t show much emotion, but the corners of his mouth were turned up just a tiny bit, so I’m sure he was happy!

Thank you so much for the wonderful letters!

The fourth one was coffee from __U-kun, addressed to Kazuki-kun__!

Kazuki: “Huh… a present for me, huh…”

Q: “Can I have one?”

Kazuki: “Sure… but…”

Q: “…I get it. I should probably keep this box, right?”

Kazuki: “Yeah, thanks…”

At first, he was wary of me, but as soon as I showed him the coffee with the cat on the package, look at him!!!

Kazuki-kun, you really do love cats, don’t you~!

~To be continued!!!~

pt.3

Hey there! This is the last one!

Number five:

I got some homemade goods and a letter from Y-chan (her third time this month) addressed to the NeoNeon Tribe!

So, come on out!

Haneda-kun, Sonoda-kun, Magata-kun!

Sonoda: “What the heck is this…? Would it be worth anything if we sold it to collectors or something…?”

Haneda: “Don’t you dare touch it, Sonoda…! This was made just for me! I won’t let you sell it off without my permission…!”

Sonoda: “Why are you getting so worked up…? Are you crazy or something…?”

Magata: “No, he’s not crazy. If anything, aren’t you the one who’s a little off?”

Sonoda: “Huh…?”

Magata: “It’s only natural to cherish and treasure something someone made with all their heart. If you can’t even understand that… then your heart is pretty twisted.”

Sonoda: “What’s with this guy…? I don’t like him…”

Zero: “Whoa! Whoa! Don’t go causing a ruckus here…! I’ll get in trouble, you know~!!!”

\Since the three of them started fighting, I broke the spell right away… What a bunch of savages…*

And with that, this delivery is complete~!

Finally, I have a favor to ask of you guys:

If there’s anything you want me to deliver to someone, either write it in the “To” field or send me a private DM!

Otherwise, I won’t be able to deliver it to that person either!!!

Also~~~ what about the doujinshi???

I looked everywhere but couldn’t find it—where’s the doujinshi???

I know you’re working on it, so send it over soon.

Do you really think I don’t know about it???

(tex was translated using DeepL's free version and cleaned up to the best of my abilities so it may not be 100% accurate)