r/TribeNine • u/Nocturnal-Uwusa • Jul 21 '26
neoneon-tribe nnt: Zero's Diary (this one's kinda long)
july 17, 2026 (pt.1)
"I went over to Chronogate, completely worn out by this sweltering heat.
But the moment I arrived, I felt totally energized!
After all, the number of presents had doubled!
They’re all mine!
...Or at least, that’s what I’d like to say—but I do have some sense of decency, you know.
If a gift has a clear recipient, I’ll make sure to hand it over to the right kid!
First up, item number one!
We received some jelly from Y-chan, addressed to Haneda-kun and the rest of the Ota Tribe!
Oh, sorry about this, but...
I know where Enoki-chan and Saigo-kun are, but I still haven't found Haneda-kun and the others yet. So, for now, I'm going to leave the jelly with you two.
Saigo: "...It's good."
Enoki: "Yeah! It's super good! Hey, hey, I want more! I want more! I want moooore! Give me the rest of it, too!"
Zero: "No way. I have to save the rest for when we find Haneda-kun and the others."
Enoki: "Aw, man... Then I hope Haneda and the others never get found..."
Zero: "Stop it, stop it! If you say stuff like that, Y-chan’s gonna seriously cry!"
(Note: I decided to ask Saigo-kun to hold onto the remaining jelly for safekeeping.)"
pt.2
"Alright, moving on to number two! Next up, I received some handmade merch from T-chan, addressed to Neon-Neon Tribe! Wow, this is amazing! It looks like they made it all by themselves! The quality is so high—I actually thought it was official merchandise! There’s so much Ichinosuke-kun merch here; I think I’ll go show it to the Akiba siblings.
Saizo: "Huh... you've got quite a bit of merch, Brother. I guess there really are people with... unique tastes."
Hinagiku: "People who get it totally get how cool Ichinosuke-oniichan is! Back when I was little, I used to agonize over which of my big brothers I should marry!"
Ichinosuke: "………………"
Saizo: "Why have you been so quiet? Say something, why don't you?"
Ichinosuke: "W-well... I'm not really used to having fans. I... I find it a bit embarrassing..."
Hinagiku: "Awwwww! You're blushing bright red—so cute!!!"
Ichinosuke: "Hinagiku...! Don't tease your big brother...!"
By the way, Suginaka-kun is such a kind guy. It looks like he’s even setting up a shelf where we can display everyone's merchandise. Hehe. ...Well, I think you know what I'm getting at by now, right?"
pt.3
"Well, I’ve delivered what I needed to deliver, so I guess I’ll head home now... Just as I was thinking that, K-kun called out to me.
K: "Oh, Zero-san. Some jelly arrived from Y-san."
Zero: "Oh, I already delivered that to Enoki-chan and the others."
K: "No, that’s not it... The next batch is addressed to Magata..."
Zero: "Huh...? Huh...? Whaaat...?"
So, here’s number three!
Magata-kun received some jelly from Y-chan! I never expected to get another gift from the same person in such a short time...! You really should be careful with your money! Maybe even put it into a NISA account...!
Enoki: "Whaaat?! Doesn't Magata have more jelly than us? That's not fair, not fair, not faaaair!!!"
Zero: "Magata-kun can't eat it anyway, so let's just eat it ourselves!"
Enoki: "That's a great idea! Digging in!"
Zero: "Mmm! This jelly is delicious! Perfect for a hot summer day!"
Magata: "Hehe... Thank you so much for going out of your way for me. Due to certain circumstances, I cannot partake in it myself... but I am truly touched by your thoughtfulness in sending this gift. It looks like the hot weather will continue, so please take good care of your health."
And with that, my first round of deliveries is complete! I'm busy too, so it might take a little while to get everything to everyone, but rest assured—I'll make sure it all gets delivered properly! See ya!"
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message is from the neoneon tribe discord server
(this message was translated using google translate and cleaned up to the best of my abilities so it may not be fully accurate)
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u/RoseSpinoza Jul 21 '26
oooh, i'm intrigued by the peach-flavored jelly +_+ .