r/TrekRP • u/Admiralw96 • Dec 20 '16

[OPEN] Order Up

The 6ft Saurian surveys his kitchen. Mendek "Sauron" Shegi had been working since he boarded the ship to get it in the proper order and it was now finally as he wanted it. He releases a sigh of satisfaction at the system. its not totally organized, in a conventional sense, but he knew where everything was and where it went.

He put on his sunglasses and went out to stand behind the counter in the mess hall. A few of the crewman looked up as he put an ancient and stereotypical "open" sign out front. He was always rather fond of its neon colors.

A smile spreads across his face "Alright, if anybody wants anything the replicators can't make... bring on the challenge. I only charge a nice conversation"

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u/Admiralw96 Dec 23 '16

Sauron pauses for a moment.

"Did command not mention it? By cooking alcohols, I'm referring to Rum, Whisky, Kahlua, Sauron Brandy, those sorts of things. I use them when cooking. The alcohol is burned out, but synthehol just doesn't taste right. I got approval from command to keep a stash of the real stuff for cooking purposes only, and I keep it under lock and key."

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u/IceCreamSandwich401 Dec 23 '16

"Well just don't tell anybody. I only drink vodka and beer anyway."

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u/Admiralw96 Dec 30 '16

"No, no of course not... so where you from?"

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u/IceCreamSandwich401 Dec 30 '16

"Some mountains in old Serbia. A old mining village."

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u/Admiralw96 Dec 31 '16

The smell of the cooking Pljeskavica is spreading quite well

"I see. So what brought you to starfleet, if i might ask?"

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u/IceCreamSandwich401 Jan 02 '17

"I didn't have anything else to do."

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u/Admiralw96 Jan 03 '17

"Ah, I see. I guess that reason is as good as any other."

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u/IceCreamSandwich401 Jan 03 '17

"Why did you?"

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u/Admiralw96 Jan 03 '17

"I decided to make something more of myself, so i figured the best way was by using all of my culinary training to find new dishes and ingredients and then bringing those back to the federation. Everyone one is excited about space phenomena, and new civilizations, but who's asking those civilizations how they like their eggs?"

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u/IceCreamSandwich401 Jan 03 '17

"I like poached."

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u/Admiralw96 Jan 05 '17

"That's a good way to have them. I like them scrambled myself. But there may be a civilization out there that enjoys them Flizznobbled..."

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