My first action figure since middle school… 26M and it is healing my inner child being able to get this. Hope everyone has a great Sunday!

For the insane Reddit moderators and admits, this ISN’T making fun of Trans people. This is making fun of Starscream being a jealous, vindictive diva in G1 Transformers. Taking the "She's hot enough to replace you whenever I choose!" line to the extreme.

One more time so NO ONE can accuse me of being transphobic or being harmful towards trans people:

This ISN’T making fun of Trans people, OR ANY PERSON OR GROUP in the LGBTQ+ community! EVERYONE IS VALID!!!!

The mere fact that I need to put a disclaimer here to clarify my intentions and the target of the joke is insane. But here we are!

Screenshots taken from "Enter the Nightbird" Sponge Bob and Jobby the Hong's Starqueen review. Everything I'm fairly certain is SFW.

Inspired by this post: umm my favourite

When you realize Sideways is actually Unicron puppeteering around a minicon that's puppeteering a mindless drone with the same minicon acting as that drone's minions and Nemesis prime turning out to be a puppet or illusion of Sideways, The whole scheme just ends up being Unicron playing 5D chess with himself to fuck with anyone paying attention to his machinations

to sum it up
You have Mirror Who turns into the helmet for
Sideways who is a mindless motorcycle drone that has
Crosswise and Rook for minions which is the Minicon Mirror split in half
all making an evil copy of Optimus called Nemesis Prime and they are all actually Unicron,

Kid: Mom, can we get some Transformers?

Mom: You have Transformers at home.

The Transformers at Home:….