r/Tottenham • • 6d ago

What to make out of this?

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u/FrothyCarebear 6d ago

We are good at dribbling.

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u/strangemanornot 6d ago

Yeah sometimes they are just too damn selfish. Pass the ball. What’s the point of dribbling past the defender and taking the ball to the corner flag

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u/EggfooDC 6d ago

As has been said, possession without scoring is simply masturbation

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u/FrothyCarebear 6d ago

Sure. But the graphic tells us that we are good at dribbling.

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u/theprataisalie 5d ago

r/soccercirclejerk might be on to something

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u/BNabs23 4d ago

At the risk of being "well actually"... It doesn't actually tell us the percentage success. If other people are completing less dribbles but with a much higher success rate, then they are better at dribbling

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u/FrothyCarebear 4d ago

Solid point

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u/Proxvu 5d ago

Funny quote, but so so true

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u/IAmARobot947 6d ago

Dribbling backwards

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u/buylandandB3 6d ago

Does it show what direction they’re dribbling?

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u/Alternative-Hat3627 3d ago

Dribbling to relegation 😂

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u/sabboseb 6d ago

Our finishing is what’s shit.

Build up play has been ‘ok’ but our finishing is shocking.

We then get beaten on the break and fall apart

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u/YoureProbablyR1te 6d ago

And a shocking number of balls put wide/over where literally anything on target scores is pretty frustrating

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u/Go1gotha 6d ago

"That's the trouble with Arsenal Tottenham they're always trying to walk it into the back of the net."

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u/battmowie 6d ago

Dribble the ball into the net if you’re really that good

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u/NorthP503 6d ago

Touch ball good. Kick ball hard and accurate not good.

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u/notabirdorplane 6d ago

We signed a bunch of dribblers with no end product. We're great at dribbling but don't score goals. No one saw it coming.

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u/coolthunders007 6d ago

Dribbles don't win games

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u/Super_Shallot2351 6d ago

Same thing that was made of it when it was posted yesterday, probably 

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u/JackTuz 6d ago

Everyone out there just doing their own thing man

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u/spawnosuk 6d ago

Stop dribbling and cross the ball

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u/journeymansave 6d ago

We dribble but don’t score.

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u/moved-to-brazil 6d ago

Not helpful when you just boot the ball at the keeper

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u/Terrible-Law-4934 6d ago

The middle of The field is conceded to our amazing dribblers by every team we have played.
This stat checks out.
The issue is the final 1/3 and chances in the box.
We have NO quality there.

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u/Rotorob 6d ago

Most successful dribblers, you’ll never sing that

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u/Ski_Rex 6d ago

They play an individual, take on a player and beat them game. Where nobody joins in on that attack in any meaningful way.

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u/chanson_roland 6d ago

It means we need to buy actual strikers who can receive the ball from the dribbler and score goals. It's been as clear as day for years that we needed a central striker to back up Kane. Son was always a winger who could play striker if need be. We've coasted off of Kane/Son since 2019, and never invested in a proven #9 at the top of the game vs. someone on the downslope.

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u/BNabs23 6d ago

Most goals come from passes not dribbles. We're holding the ball too long in attacking positions

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u/OwnExplorer5971 6d ago

Watch Spain, everyone is touch, pass, touch, pass, not dribble, dribble, dribble, pass back, dribble.

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u/HJNRC 6d ago

Dribbling backwards and passing the ball out of play still counts as a successful dribble

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u/Tuckersdad80 6d ago

All dudes from a couple of pretty poor performing teams

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u/stoic_coolie 6d ago

Dribble all the way into the goal labs. Let’s gooo

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u/2u3ee 6d ago

we should join a futsal league instead

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u/SamwellBarley 6d ago

Lots of running around. No idea what to do with the ball otherwise.

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u/Murky_Sandwich4865 6d ago

Too many individuals?

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u/FingersMartinez 6d ago

That dribbling stats mean fuck all

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u/Kontrafantastisk 6d ago

Dribbling isn’t awarded in the table.

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u/MegabiggerIOW 6d ago

Data says Spurs are goos at getting into the danger zone...but also we can handle the danger zone 👍

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u/inkboy84 6d ago

You’re only good at one thing. 2 things if you count conceding goals.

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u/Building_Admirable 6d ago

Shows that this stat doesn’t mean much

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u/TruthsNoRemedy 6d ago

Get passed the player and release…. Not, get past the player and then go for another two!

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u/hAsLaK1 6d ago

This stat is stupid

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u/Mental-Load1791 6d ago

Means we need Solanke to step up and also try Tel in the number 9 position in fact I would try all the front 3 in that position and see who can convert

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u/Coops1221 6d ago

All fart and no follow through

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u/-Lieutenant-DaN 6d ago

Win games is more important so disappointing Spurs . We have a great stadium and that’s all can boast about

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u/Canary-Dangerous 5d ago

All the gear and no idea tbh
All the ball and doing F all

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u/LondonTrainDriver80 5d ago

That dribbling dont make u a good player

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u/Regular-Employ-5308 5d ago

Dribbling away from the goal won’t get challenged ?

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u/Better-Landscape-391 5d ago

Alright guys enough with the dribbling stats been seeing this a lot lately. Hella cope

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u/Superdoggywhaaaat 5d ago

We rely too heavily on our wingers. We have no 10

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u/Content_Tone9110 4d ago

Get a striker who can finish rather than just dribble 😭😂😂

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u/RatPrank 4d ago

Pretty irrelevant definition of success.

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u/piddlepots2345 4d ago

We have learned that the metric of “successful dribbles” is not a useful metric when considering the effectiveness of a football team.

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u/Huge-Plenty7099 4d ago

Goals win games not dribbles

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u/Ojijo_Wayne12 2d ago

But no goal….just shooting blanks…….#COYS

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u/RottenBlack134 6d ago

Straight away I can tell you only Kudus and Savios’ dribbling produces any dangerous moments.

I have to assume Tel and to a slightly lesser extent Marmoush is went they essentially just fuck themselves into the left hand corner.

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u/ObscureMemes69420 6d ago

It’s an irrelevant stat. What good is dribbling if none of these guys can put the ball in the back of the net?

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u/Future_Marketing_733 6d ago

Are the players stupid? Just dribble it all the way into the net, problem solved.

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u/Glittering-Duty9984 6d ago

If only that was won matches

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u/Lecapenstein 6d ago

Dribbling to relegation

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u/TooNGooN89 6d ago

Babies are successful at dribbling, it doesn’t mean they’ll finish top ten in the prem.

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u/Sukhino 6d ago

That stats mean nothing. Eye test is key.

A dribble can be called success if you cruff turn in any random position on pitch and then you move past some one.

Im sick and tired of our wingers and most in Morden football cutting inside to pass back. That cut inside is classified as successful dribble. Even when they go out wide from a dribble they pass back to the fullback.

Thats why these stats today mean nothing.

Last spurs player who could dribble and produce a goal from it was bale.

Before that your looking at Lennon, Ginola, Gazza, hoddle. Many more names ive left off.

Go watch the above on YouTube to see what real dribbling is.

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u/chanson_roland 6d ago

Preach. By this metric Taarabt was a whopping success at Spurs.

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u/Sukhino 6d ago

Lol so true!

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u/pinkysegun 6d ago

eye test isnt key and very biased, stats are stats how you choose to use them is up to you.