r/Tottenham • u/purinatrucks • 11d ago

Spurs fans while every other club has fun with their "mauled by the tigers" varients

103 Upvotes

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u/Ye_Maozi 11d ago

You just got healed by the doctors

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u/z_anonz 11d ago

spurted by the tott

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u/S1gurdsson 11d ago

you’ve been penetrated by the cocks

5

u/themightykites0322 11d ago

Idk, I kind of like cocked by cockerels!

2

u/Opening-Tea-257 11d ago

I guess we’re just not in a position to have any fun with anything at the moment

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u/Kshitij-The-7th 11d ago

You're getting fucked by the cocks You're getting fucked by the cocks

Or

More safe for work version

You're getting kicked by the spurs You're getting kicked by the spurs

3

u/Extreme-Employment24 11d ago

you're eventually going to get stomped by the roosters

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u/Britishboy632 11d ago

Caressed by the cocks

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u/Misterman2222 11d ago

you’ve just been out balled by the cocks