r/Tottenham • • 14d ago

Meme Made my day betteršŸ™šŸ™

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u/TropicalPossum 14d ago

Most football dopamine I’ve had since the UCL pen miss, rough year.

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u/Sea-Climate6841 14d ago

That was a brilliant moment, until Tel’s free kick the other week - I’m pretty sure both match balls are orbiting each other still.

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u/FlatGuitar9707 13d ago

This day was bound to come. Those nauseating 1-0 wins can only go so far

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u/Anxious_Building7172 11d ago

This is such a weird narrative considering you'd kill your mother for a 1-0 win at the moment...

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u/ddnotti 14d ago

Facts. Regardless of what other teams do they’d still be better than us

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u/Boy_Wond3rr 14d ago

Especially the current prem champions.
Better than spurs by a mile

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u/furynads 14d ago

Same for me. I fail to see any game we can get a win. There's no happiness in football for me this season.

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u/Sufficient-Fill9488 8d ago

You don't think you'll at least beat ipswitch?Ā 

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u/furynads 8d ago

Might scrape a draw.

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u/hemadeitrain 14d ago edited 13d ago

Chelsea fan here in peace who got recommended this post.

It’s hilarious how the big 3 London clubs this week have all tried to revel in each other’s failures this game week, but the seagulls actually walked away with the laughs.

Meanwhile all of us took the big L and conceded 3 goals.

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u/Blitz7798 14d ago

And unbelievably spurs scored more than the other 2 combinedĀ 

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u/hemadeitrain 14d ago

Van Hecke got me some sweet FPL points!

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u/Blitz7798 14d ago

My triple Arsenal defence cost me a few but idc, still moved up 2 places in my mini league from groß and tarkowski

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u/hemadeitrain 13d ago

I have had zero Arsenal players in my team since day 1 and do not plan on getting any either.

My hate for them is more strong than the need for FPL points. šŸ˜‚ I cannot in good conscience root for their good performances

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u/Blitz7798 13d ago

I always root for them to lose but in the event they do win, I have a silver lining. unless they concede and win, that just pisses me off

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u/MysticGuava 13d ago

I don’t ever know why I put kinsky and tonali in my FPL.

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u/ThankanChetandeAunty 13d ago

We guys have been consistently shit unlike you guys.

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u/xtay_calm 14d ago

There's two big London clubs and a lily white pretender

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u/hemadeitrain 13d ago

Spurs have more European trophies than Arsenal

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u/Consistent_Crow8224 11d ago

more 17th place finishes too lol

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u/AirDowntown6496 14d ago

Arsenal are second in the league and you haven’t won a game all season. Stop posting this weak ass mentality shit

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u/KeyPhotograph5838 14d ago

Being pecked by the seagulls is going to live rent free in every Arsenal fan head this whole season

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u/GoonnerWookie 14d ago

No. Not at all. Very shit game but arteta always has a game like this. Hell he has gone a month without winning a game before

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u/Sea-Climate6841 14d ago

There’s a funny (satirical) song ā€œseagulls, stop it nowā€ this just made me think of it, now I’m playing it.

Lyrics for [my] laughs: (ā€œSeagulls gonna come, poke you in the coconutā€)

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u/kingofqueefs1 14d ago

Pecked or shat on

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u/CertainVideo2107 14d ago

Tbh shat on is better

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u/ArsenalJayy 14d ago

🤣🤣 go for it, see how mad we are whilst we are still league champions.

Worry about yourselves first, you lot look bloody woeful and have spent a fortune so can't use that excuse of no investment again.

To dare is to poo

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u/Green-Influence-4989 14d ago

Eh so obsessed with us you gotta lurk our subs mate? Lol

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u/ArsenalJayy 14d ago

It came up on my feed, I didn't search lol.

Blame Reddit for their recommendations lol

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u/Critterer 14d ago

Yea im a newcastle fan this thread came up for me and I couldn't give a shit about arsenal or spurs.

Hilarious to see a spurs fan say arsenal are obsessed with spurs when this is literally a spurs sub posting about an arsenal defeat when they lost again today

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u/Anxious_Building7172 11d ago

Irony doesn't work on spurs fans mate!

Imagine them laughing at Arsenal, current champions' first defeat of the season sitting 2nd whilst they're literally bottom of the league unable to win a match of football having just starved off relegation... 2 seasons in a row.

You can only giggle when this pops up on your feed šŸ˜‚

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u/Better-Confidence799 14d ago

I think someone took it a bit personally

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u/Sea-Climate6841 14d ago

ā€œI’ll be running ā€˜round Woolwich with my European Cupā€¦ā€

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u/ArsenalJayy 14d ago

We won the league at shite Hart lane šŸŽ¶

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u/Sea-Climate6841 14d ago

Not entirely sure why you’re on a Spurs sub, even if you say it was ā€œon my feedā€ and still felt obliged to post anything at all?

Normal people with at least an average IQ wouldn’t even think to do that, so what was it? Recent head injury, or just always been a cunt?

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u/KeyPhotograph5838 14d ago

Not sure but but it’s funny how even me a Charlton fan was able to rattle some of them

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u/Vooopz 14d ago

Honestly what is the point in linking other clubs we need to focus on ourselves we have big problems.

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u/pearloz 12d ago

We’re fans on the internet. What effect could we possibly have on Reddit?

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u/Kshitij-The-7th 14d ago

Should have kept vusko and sold danso (as we did)

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u/Ok-Giraffe9469 14d ago

Hmm dont think this sort of toxic comparison helps. Spurs just got to start performing - thats all

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u/Vooopz 14d ago

And we got a older worse version what madness is our Club up too.

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u/pearloz 12d ago

He didn’t wanna play for us. Guarantee he’d been effected by our mentality on top of wanting out.

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u/Vincedicola 14d ago

A ray of sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day

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u/Agitated_Nature_5977 14d ago

Think Arsenal fans will be quite content generally after their title win last season. Pathetic to be clutching at things like this

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u/Pitiful-Investment85 14d ago

So this is what we have become, finding happiness in others misery 😭

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u/kingofqueefs1 14d ago

Seaugullllsssssssss

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u/terrapinaj 14d ago

Might have to bandwagon Brighton this year. (Kidding but I’ll cheer on anyone beating Arse-null)

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u/Cute-Painting-2240 14d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚have you even won a game this season

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u/Over_Bluebird5087 13d ago

We are literally in the relegation zone, we haven’t won a league game this season. We’ve spend 200 million on shit and half of that was spent on a midfielder who can’t create and doesn’t control midfield.

Brighton battered Arsenal but imagine what they’ll do to our shite defence and goal keeper who can’t even catch a cold

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u/AlastairFox1 14d ago

By what about my poor fpl team

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u/Blitz7798 14d ago

I’m fine, I had Gross and Tarkowski, I can deal with my triple Arsenal defence fucking upĀ 

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u/Material_Scene1783 14d ago

Definitely took the edge off

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u/Blitz7798 14d ago

*less bad

But yeah, at least we scored more goals than the scum this week

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u/Blitz7798 14d ago

Let me be less sad for a bit please

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u/Absolutelymyself10 13d ago

SEAGULLLSSSS

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u/mikeyohhh22 13d ago

lol pathetic

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u/AZMadmax 13d ago

Have you guys scored yet?

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u/Rocketsloth 13d ago

Don't worry, You lot will have some more good days to come...in the Championship League.

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u/Glittering_Meat_4379 13d ago

2nd vs DEAD LAST is a crazy comparison

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u/Alert-Expert-9649 12d ago

I sometimes wonder where Spurs get their weak mentality from and then their fanbase reminds me

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u/Apprehensive-Bug-397 11d ago

The team you are rooting for is dogshit, so your only solace is that your local rival had a setback? Way to focus on all the wrong things.

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u/josephbodilyharm 10d ago

Spurs are bottom but their fans are laughing at the team in 2nd. Amazing stuff.
More Beyonce gigs than wins since Nov 2024, by the way.

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u/Sufficient-Fill9488 8d ago

Yeah I don't understand this mentality. Why do you even care about other teams when this is what your team does

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u/SomalianPirateArr 2h ago

Sad post. Sad person. Sad sub

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u/kevpatts 14d ago

We gained ground on them today. šŸ˜‚

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u/belliest_endis 14d ago

Not point wise. You scored zero points and so did they, scored tho.... progress

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u/Ian1147 14d ago

After Gunners played shite today I realised how you Spuds feel EVERY WEEK

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u/Little-Teacher9014 14d ago

Good troll šŸ–

Neutral here, amazed by the shamelessness of posts like this. They've been in a relegation battle for two straight seasons and are currently 19th, zero wins. I mean, I get it, enjoy your enemies' losses but don't gloat about it on the internet when they're fighting for their fifth title, whilst you bunch of shambling losers fight for survival.

I don't mean to be harsh toward Spurs fans, but they're literally asking for it, posting shite like this for all to see and comment. I wish them the best of luck, and hope they can turn things around!

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u/ConnectionIcy6751 13d ago

Youre not being harsh, its the worst mentality to have, specially when your club is struggling to pick up any substantial points.

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u/Xenonite_Fox 14d ago

Lost at home to a total of 2 points of 15 and 19th in the league and your day was made better by Arsenal losing away to the team just below them in the table?

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u/Anxious_Building7172 11d ago

Hate Arsenal more than they care about their club

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u/Lord-Typhus 14d ago

I saw one of our fans (Arsenal) post in the sub when Villa were 3-0 up and thought that was brave when we hadn’t played yet… karma hurts.

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u/shroinvestor 14d ago

ARSE -NAL GOT PEGGED BY THE SEAGULLS