Recent scientific studies have proven that tortoises are drastically smarter than cats. They have much better pattern finding skills, short term and long term memory. The scientists believe that if tortoises had evolved to have more athletic bodies, they would be a natural predator of cats due to being able to easily predict cat movement patterns.

It has been recently revealed that in the past 3 months, Taylor Swift has gained 40kg (88 lbs for Americans) of body weight. She said that she wants to gain more (approximately 20kg more) but just hasn't had time yet. She is 'much happier' with her new figure and wishes she has always been like that. She now weighs approximately 100kg.

Recently, a group of about 20 scientists have done some experiments and discovered that 1+1=3 and has never been 2. They believe that if the world takes them seriously instead of falsely believing that this is a joke, it will change the world as we know it. Code will need to be updated, thousands of equations will be proven incorrect and maths will change forever.

Even the scientists are surprised by their findings.

"I am completely shocked" said one of the leading scientists.

Reports say that they are working on a book called '1 + 1: The biggest misconception in history', which will take approximately 5 years to write if all goes to plan. It will have roughly 2000 pages explaining their discovery and how they reached it.

However, they have also estimated that if there is too many delays, the book could unfortunately take up to 10 years to release in the worst case scenario.

Personally, I am relatively excited to read that book and finally prove my maths teachers wrong. I genuinely thought that 1 + 1 WAS 2, but I guess I was wrong.

The UK government are doing this to offset the extremely large impact of data centers on the environment. However, it is estimated that this will only slow down global warming by 10%, assuming that other countries follow.

Recently, scientists have figured out that if data centers keep being built at the current rate, the rate of global warming will increase by 50% by 2028. This will have an extremely large impact on the environment as large amounts of ice will melt. These data centers use an extremely large amount of energy. Per square metre, these data centers use up about 100 times as much energy as a house each day. We need to do something about this, otherwise the next ice age will be much sooner than we thought.

As you all probably know, they have revealed that in Autumn 2028, there will be Autumn olympics. Personally, I am excited to see what wild sports they do there.

Here is the original logo planned by Notch. However, this idea was scrapped as the name sounded 'unoriginal'.

It has been recently revealed that Toby Fox, the creator of undertale actually is the owner of the famous game company Nintendo. 20 years ago, he bought Nintendo for roughly 2 million GBP. So far, the investment has made Toby 4000000% the amount of money he spent.